ive been using the text to speech button for the past hour. OMFG its hilarious.
so, i shall type alot of random lines and yall press text to speech

i fucked a walrus
i lick ass holes
i master bait to death
i sucked off bill Clinton
i got aids in the mouth
there is a dildo in my rod
my balls are so loose they are in my own anal cavity
ahhh yes stick in my ass faster. o god im coming. ahhh im gonna squirt
my pussy fluid in your ass. now poop in my mouth and let me smear it all over your rod and smash your balls with a hammer. yes like that. stick my she-male dick in your mouth and finger my pussy.
ahhh. im going to angry dragon you after you rust trombone me.
my neck. my back. lick my pussy and my crack

now use text to speech and be prepared for humor. i am

that was worth a few laughs

Hahaha.....i agree it was worth a few laughs.

then i have achieved victory. now i gotta go to some bullshit family reunion

omfg, last year in my PC Management class, my friend and i brought up notepad on like 9 computers and would type like "lololololol...." on one, and like "lululululul..." on another, etc. and played it all at once.

It was epic loud and annoying.
we did that then left the room lol.

hahaha that text to speech is so pointless but i love it

anybody else notice alot of website are including text to speech?
like this one for example
another big one is youtube, there's now an audio preview of user comments.

whats up with this?
idk, handicapped accessibility?

idrc, it's still fun to have your comment [usually insulting comment] read aloud to you

awww.... i was just testing if you can make the helicopter like on vent... turns out you can't make the helicopter sound on this one....

This is funny on text to speech.
YOU BASTARD
Know, know, KNOW
I HATE YOU
EVERYTHING everything EVERYTHING
is WRONG
And I don't want to fight
Because I don't know whats
WRONG or RIGHT
But I'll do ANYTHING just to get some
FUCKING sleep tonight...
And I can't even EAT
And I can't even FUCKING PISS
All I've been doing is thinking about
GOD and DEATH InFiNiTy

Sleep little baby, don't you cry...little baby...

NOW
You'll fucking listen to me...Everybody in my
MOTHERFUCKING LIFE;
All I've been looking for is an excuse to
feel this way...
...and now I know...
HA!
I KNOW!!!
I'm in control of the infinite mind,
And I control infinite Power
When?!?!?!?
EVERY BLACK MINUTE

And self-control is something I've learned...
But don't think I won't do it,
Don't you EVER forget;
If you want crazy...
IF YOU AWNT FUCKING CRAZY...
I'll SHOW YOU HOW TO BE CRAZY

FUCK YOU!!!!

LADIES!!!
All this time I thought you wanted me to be
like YOU
...you don't want me to BE LIKE YOU,
now you'll sing for ME!

Baby!!! Little baby, little baby...YEAH!!!
Aw, FUCK!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!

KNOW...KNOW...KNOW...
I FUCKING HATE MYSELF
EVERYTHING...EVERYTHING...EVERYTHING
about this is FUCKD!!!

Now it's
SCIENCE!!!
SCIENCE!!!
SCIENCE!!!
...and...
MATH!!!
MATH!!!
MATH!!!