Manhandle?!? *laugh*
I think the barbie had a good time, i mean we spent most of the day dusting her face and hair with blusher giving her the complexion of Santa Clauses's and a groovy hair colour..hehe thou the barbie is a cripple she should still be grateful for the time and effort we put in for her..

haha they should make a crippled barbie like shes just attached to a wheel chair, built in barbie dream wheels

hahaha


and as to me being a hypocrit. yea.. im an asshole lol

but thanks for not tellin ur next stpry in binary... thatd either take way to much time decoding... or just time to use a translator

your last sentece throws me and i didnt use binary cause well i was gonna make a whole thread for it but then ADD kicked in so that is now on to do list...very long list it is

Today's crap story:

I was walkin in the mall and as i turned the corner i made eye contact with a midget/little person whatever,
now the fact you should know bout me to make this story make sence is i cant help but to laugh and smile when i see a midget cause i dont kno they amuse me ALOT, its like i see a midget and by instinct i smile and point and go "Miiiidget!!"
so anyway back to the story...eye contact with a midget and hot damn it was so hard to hold back the smile and pointin and everything, like i didnt want him to think i was making fun or anything or be rude and he really looked like he could kick my ass

HAHAH that reminds me of a story that is pointless and no one cares about that will fit right into this thread......
ok so when i was like idk maybe 6 years old or so i was in a mall and there was this midget in a wheel chair with no leggs.. ok now imagin how small this guy is hes a fucking midget with no leggs!!! and i couldnt help my self but look at him and laugh.. well it was all fun and games till he got mad and started rolling his little ass on over to me.

hahaha!! you got run over by a cripple midget god thats youtube gold!! too bad it wasnt caught on flim

hey its not funny!!!! i was only 6 i was scared as hell.. im not sure why because i think i was bigger than him. but still at that age its not cool

We was driving to a party once and see this guy on the side of the road. Buddy goes"LETS GIVE THAT BOY A LIFT!" he was named jesus and he was 3 days out of jail for "manufacturing". We took him to the party and got him wasted. he had been walking/hitchicking for 200miles or so.

Not true..

Tragedy + time = Comedy!

oh yea well in the fairly odd parents they proved that 2+2=5