Tell us a story......that no one will care bout - Page 2

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret · November 15th, 2008

So being a kid as i was, me and friends were pretty much the little shits of the block, so jumping chain link fences and setting fire to the trash in the alley was very common.
So it just stopped raining, and i was wearing some sandles and was jumping the fence to my friends house who lived next door (cause walkin around it was just such a hassel right!) haha well anyway my sandles making my little feet way to big to fit into the little diamond shapedness, add the wet rainy dew left on the fence i pulled my self up on the fence and as i think i have my footing to pull myself over i fuckin slip and got three gashes on my stomach, SHIT BURNED!!
i was for sure i just killed myself being a little kid with a wild imagination and i went running to my aunt she told me to jsut lay down so i did and now i still have this like litle inch scar on my stomach and its the 1st scar story i can remember bout myself

^that was pretty long winded....

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Originally Posted by BadKarma..

ill say this wil laslt a while. and please no more binary. sheesh.

but a few months ago.. me and my friends were bored at mcdonalds. outside... i was just being an asshole and standing on the table and doin dumb shit. they said i couldnt do a backflip so i went to prove them wrong...

they were right. i landed on my neck. i saw the vid and i prolly shoulda broke my neck..but i guess im too cool for that.

and another one would be bout 3am yesterday morning. my sis needs to drive a drunk friend home and needed me to follow her up to bring her home. as im sitting in the vehivle waiting for them to exit the bar, me adn my buddy are just talking about the situation and at one point he said something along the lines of 'hey, it could be worse'
and at 3am who isnt an asshole and i just quipped back: yea, she could be ugly... im sure its a you had to be there... but i figured id waste a post her to keep it alive

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how funny you ask for no more binary yet there you went and posted some. hypocrite much?

i was gonna post in binary but changed my mind.

ash_attack · November 15th, 2008

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Originally Posted by ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret

No, let that curiousity die away like the same cat it also killed! but i cant stop you haha i just kno thats def something i could of gone through life not knowing and feel deeply sorry for the girl.

I know. I am truly a case to be pitied.

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret · November 15th, 2008

yea she better leave you a large inheritance just for that, it will only slowly begin to compensate haha

ash_attack · November 15th, 2008

I should tell her bald ass that, ha ha... I don't know. She's kind of a trailer-park gold digger. This IS Arkansas, after all.

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret · November 15th, 2008

well fuck take the trailer and trade it for money then go buy lots of weed and smoke til that memory is erased

ash_attack · November 15th, 2008

Lol... I should, but then I'd end up just like her!

Anyway, Fuck it. Shit happens, you know?

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret · November 15th, 2008

end up like her? your gonna french your granddaughter!? omg your more messed up then i thought dont worry its okay just dial your look therapist!! and some nice men in white will put you in your own special room wont that be swell and you also get a members jacket that ties in the back!! YaY!

LiveWire · November 15th, 2008

lol kissed by granny. ewwww... poor ash
Hope your nanas not as yuck as mine is.

and hmmm... a story no-one will care about.

My cousin shoved a bamboo stick through my knee

Bet no-one else on here has had a knee peircing.
(wouldnt recomend it, it hurt like hell)

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret · November 15th, 2008

haha i kno poor ash, i just wanted to give her a hug, and i'm not even a hugger

but yea fuck that bamboo thing the hell you let him do that for?! masochist much?

LiveWire · November 15th, 2008

Yea *hugs ash* lol

Um no im not quite like that. I was younger then anyway.
My cousins a girl... and it was an accident.
We were trying to sit on the same swing and... lol I dont know how it happened exactly
It took me 5 seconds to notice it but i almost fainted when i did.
it looked so yuck.

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