Yea thats right lets here a stupid mundane story bout your life? This is for everyone and anyone. The most boring trivial thing you can think of? WHY!? you ask. i have no idea............ this is all bullshit right? But maybe not to mundane cause after wards you must reflect and ask a question(yup to yourself) bout some random fact int he story.

One day i was playin with a skateboard and i went to ollie but my foot slipped so the board made contact with my mouth and now i have half a tooth that was fixed with i dont kno dentist-instant-tooth cement stuff.

What the hell did they make the half a tooth out of?



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Is that binary?

Anyway, one time when I was eight I was saying goodbye to my drunkard of a grandmother, and I went to kiss her goodbye and she slipped her tongue in my mouth. She doesn't remember, but sometimes when people ask me who I got my first kiss from, I almost say my grandma.

Isn't that disgusting!? Now everytime I see her, I feel very despondent and I cringe when she hugs me goodbye. Good thing she moved away... that's pretty traumatic.

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OMG thats fuckin disgusting!!! that def not something to brag about or share with anyone who is not a license therapist

hahahah..ok something trivial..hmm..
erm, my friend made bought a barbie doll as a project for her textile course..not wanting her little brother to chew the doll apart she gave it me to hold over the weekend..guesS WhaT!? getting it out my bag just now..i snapped the legs apart at the hip joint..and i only thought OLd people had hip problemS!

I guess im no better then her little brother. better go town and seek for a new doll

she should of gotten a gymnist barbie i think that one woudl of been more flewable hahaha how dare you manhandle that barbie right away! you always give it a shitty hair cut and right all over it workin your way up to brute force.

OK so i like to start off stories with "This one time at Ski Club..."

so this one time at Ski Club my 2 friends and i were having a contest, who could grind this one rail the best. Winner is awesome, loser gets snowballs thrown at them. So they're all like "you first." and i go "wait 1 fucking minute, lol. you both have boards and i have skis. why the fuck am i even doing this?" and they're like "lul just turn your skis sideways, you'll be fine."

i don't know about you, or how much you know about skiing, but it doesn't work like that lol, especially since i have old fashioned style skis.

i knew all of this at the time, but decided to try anyways. so i did! and i failed, epically. i slid like maybe a foot on the rail and fell right on my neck, which sucks to do.

so they laughed their asses off [me too lol] and they both grinded obviously better than me, and i got snowballs thrown at me point blank with my hands behind my back [as was the deal]

the moral is sometimes you gotta do it for the lulz.

i love that moral thats def me i rather act a fool whenever to make people laugh then care if other people(who i dont kno and will never meet again in my life, maybe) think i am insane, which is probably debatable anyways.

I give this site longer than 4 days. Lol. People on this site have a lot of stories that they can ramble on about for months.

Never have any regrets in life. =P Thanks to me wanting to decipher what you said before reading anything else, I now know to not read the post you're talking about that's disgusting... Although now the curiosity is driving me insane.. hm..

No, let that curiousity die away like the same cat it also killed! but i cant stop you haha i just kno thats def something i could of gone through life not knowing and feel deeply sorry for the girl.
also...

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ill say this wil laslt a while. and please no more binary. sheesh.

but a few months ago.. me and my friends were bored at mcdonalds. outside... i was just being an asshole and standing on the table and doin dumb shit. they said i couldnt do a backflip so i went to prove them wrong...

they were right. i landed on my neck. i saw the vid and i prolly shoulda broke my neck..but i guess im too cool for that.

and another one would be bout 3am yesterday morning. my sis needs to drive a drunk friend home and needed me to follow her up to bring her home. as im sitting in the vehivle waiting for them to exit the bar, me adn my buddy are just talking about the situation and at one point he said something along the lines of 'hey, it could be worse'
and at 3am who isnt an asshole and i just quipped back: yea, she could be ugly... im sure its a you had to be there... but i figured id waste a post her to keep it alive


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