well what happens if someone walks in and calls the ambulance and they take you away then you're sent to the psychward for abouit 6 mounths.

according to the article ishkur posted by a suicide prevention dude "4,724,042 people have failed at failing."

that was a funny ass article


also ive seen a thing where a kid tried commiting suicide 3 times, by shooting himself in the face with a 12guage, faild 3 times with a 12guage

LMAO does it have pics of the 12gauge kid? I got to see that

6 months? my shrink let me out 6 hours after the doctors said i would live with only minor permanent damage (the first time anyways... 3 days the second time).

I know that hospitals keep suicide attempts over-night. Plus, you'd have to deal with all of the other stuff (aka-shrink), so I doubt 6 hours was all it was. Unless it was all at night-time, maybe.

I seriously...wait why don't you just fucking join the infantry? That's a good way of suicide.

I got dragged into the hospital at around 3-4 pm, woke up around 5 pm, and was released at around 9-10 pm the same day with the promise that i would come back the next day and talk with my shrink (which i did for about 2 hours). I also am good at fucking with shrinks/psychologists.

Tried to sign up, but I could not pass the medical screening. I've got too many medical conditions like bipolar disorder/manic depression, Irlen's syndrome, ADD, Dyslexia, mild schizophrenia... and i haven't found pills that work on my bipolar/manic depression or schizophrenia... more than enough to be declared "fucked in the head" and be denied...

Hmmmm....apply for a different branch and lie this time.

I'm surprised they didn't take you. Down here in America they're taking pretty much anyone they can get..

Trust me no they are not.

used to know a bird that worked in a nut house in there they basicly looked at it like its mainly a cry 4help when people cut across there wrists and the dude wants 2die if he goes downwards.
But ish man no girl/mate is work killin ur self 4