I've tried lots of ways in the past, always failing due to some reason or another. Just wondering, what you people's opinions of 'the best way' is.

Smoke a hella lot of weed and then drink rat poison, or get your hands on some anesthesia, dope yourself up on it, and jump off a cliff/building.

Just start drinking and dont stop, if alcohol poisoning doesn't get ya first, ye will end up doing something stupid enough to kill yourself.

Youre stupid. But, yeah, um... get some friends (if you have any) get a video camera and record what ever you decide. Then upload here. Fuck, what is this? Japan? Didnt Mass do this? Like twice? You won't.

How the fuck do you TRY and commit suicide? I can fucking smash my head through the window next to me and die if i wanted too. wtf...

do you know how many people actually fail at suicide there's quite a few.


and ishkur, suicides for queers.

since this is in dateing anbd relashionships i assume this is about a girl, so to that i say, more girls then dudes in the word dude, plenty of options.

Don't slit your wrists. That's horrible. And it would take way too long. That's why you have to go straight for the jugular instead.

you beat me to it kasnia. "Remember kids, it's not across the street or down the alley; it's through the jugular."

obviously you have not tried to commit suicide; it's harder than you think.

I've tried the drinking/drugs route - usually ends up with me being entirely too confused and disoriented to have a clue whats going on...

I've tried the car up a tree thing - HELLA MASSIVE headache and a few broken ribs...

I've never tried the wrist thing - thats just not my style... i hate watching myself bleed.

I've never tried a gun - thats way too fast and not very enjoyable.

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Not really over a girl. The forum name is 'Dating and Relationships ...

Friends and acquaintances are just as much a relationship as someone you're dating. It just so happens that all of my friends and acquaintances are impressionable and naive fucktards.

Without going into too much detail about my past and present, I've had a lot of issues with the womenfolk.

Contrary to popular opinion I'm a really rather nice guy... to those I care to be nice to. I'm not really the type to just blatantly lie to a friend, nor am I the type to bail out on people at the last second. I make myself available 25/8 to people whom I want to know that I'm there for. and I'm loyal to the death.

So what's the hangup ladies? I don't mean to sound like a douche, but for once I don't care...

Is my hair not 'cool' enough for you? Oh darn, I'm not in a band. CRAP! I'm not a pompous jackass. Fffuck.. I'm just a straight up white guy... nothing intrinsically special about me. Borrring.

Its not that I want to kill myself and be done with my problems... thats just stupid. It's just that I don't entirely care to have this pattern reoccur a dozen or so times.

& @Kas - Actually, if one really wanted to commit suicide via slitting of wrists, going from the about... 6 inches from the wrist down lengthwise towards your palm really opens up a lot more blood vessels than just a straight cut across the width of ones wrist.

EDIT: after reading my thoughts, its a combination of being over several women and friends as well. Sorry for the confusion.

Definitely record it. I told myself a couple of years ago I was going to go out like Jimmy Hendrix. OD on pills/weed/alcohol and have sex immediately afterwards so you die getting lied.

Yeah, I thought this out a while back. You may use this with slight variations to suit you or whatever but its going to be a fun way to die.