Ok well i have a teacher whos a real fuckin bitch.(i know im not the only one) But i want to do something to her that will really fuck with her head. Anyone have any creative ideas

o ya she is semi heavy im pretty sure shes a lesbian and no one likes her

think of one yourself, its not that hard.

Bring a pipe wrench to school... USE YOUR MIND!

Thermite+hood of her car= FUN!!!


but do it at her house at night...or when no one is watching...

you two are retarded

make cow noises whenever she walks in the rooom

show up late everyday with excuses like, i fell (and walk with a limp) or better yet "i couldnt find the room"

constantly talk about your dead black lab.

strick up load conversarions with people across the room. "hey dave whats up" nothing. "you going to the game tonight" no i have to go to my grandmas" "thats cool" "yeah shes takeing me to the game" "oh yeah the one tonight" "no, the one tonight" "really me too"

drop your keys every five minutes

and make orgasim noises

thats how you piss the fuck out of your teacher

hahahaha, that sounds like me in middle school. through out high school all my teachers though I was bad ass and I was always stoned as hell, so i just chilled and directed my talent at pissing people off toward my peers

in middle school we use to mess with this one teacher by switching our seats everytime she turned around to write on the board..but you have to do it really quiet so that she doesnt hear and then turns around and everybody acts normal its funny to see the teacher's face and when they ask everyone just be like.."what are you talking about?"

we use to also mess with the teacher by going up on the stairs and jumping the rail half way up to this concrete overhang thing, and if you walked down that a little you are right above our classroom and there are windows showing into the classroom from that overhang and we use to go out there and write shit on the windows with expo markers or we would skip class and sit right there where the teacher could see us and she would be yelling at us from inside the classroom and we would sit there eating subway..good times.

but thats middle school shit,,fucking with your teachers is funny only if you do stupid little things to just annoy them.. bigger things is just obnoxious.

That reminds me of when i ran over my dig w/ my snowmobile...

How does that remind you of when you ran over your dog with your snowmobile?

if he ran over his dog with his snowmobile