You got suspended for taking 361 forks and spoons thats fucking gay.

i understand y, the school prolly had to to like 50 yard sales to get that many and porlly spent 10$ on them

haha ok look.

Black out all the schools windows w/that black stuff 2 put on glass. Cut the power in the school. Now, pour vegtable oil all over the floor

OK
PART ONE!!!!!!

It take a little bit of luck some patience and some balls.

Go to google type in whats my ip frind out schools servers ip Type in on a computers url bar press enter it should pull up the server status and preferences i ussually just select

Select all ports Disable all ports then change the wlan settings.
What this does is cut the schools outgoing and incomeing phone calls and the internet. About this time every starts to be like aww wtf the network is down thats when you cut the power.

Pull on your 1.99 black ski masks and run down the hall way lighting of small fire crackers. Have one of your freinds turn on the power and book it back to class by that time every one involved should be Back in class.

THE RESULTS

The power down and network crash will confuse every one
the firecrackers will send widespread panic
There will be no security footage and if some on saw you the wont be able to id beacuse of black ski masks
This should disrupt the rest of the days activitys. More then likely some timid kid called 911.

Boom now the cops are involved they will ask for witness reports have every one involved say something different about the say some one running wearing something.

If done correctly none of your buddies nor you will be in any trouble, and it will have caused maxiumum mayhem. I would like if one of you printed off a peace of paper that says MAYHEM brought to you by M O N G O killer HEhe That will really get them confused. Thats all of my plan in a nutshell hop you like =]

fuck mongo-killer... i like that...
but how d u cut the power?...