this is soooo funny...you would think more homeless people would have guitars LOL

anyway borrow a gun from a friend and go to your local mcdonalds drive thru lol. those ppl dont give a fuck about their jobs and would be more than happy to give you the cash drawer if you give them a good enough reason :P

I was kidding about being homeless, but the bit about finding a job is true, and I can't find one. But I do, sometimes, play guitar for money.

i here donating sperm makes a lot of money, like hundereds of dollars each time and you can go like every two or three days

so if you like masterbating than i guess you could make a shit load of money

fuck then! I'd be fucking rich in a week! lol.
too bad there's no place like that around here

where do you live that doesn't have a place like that

upper michigan. thats all I need to say

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i see

exactly.
Otherwise, shit I'd be there everyday.............even on the days they wouldn't pay me

though you have to a couple things like

a bachelors degree

at least 5'9

a high sperm count

and no disease's

oh....so basically, you have to be tall, loaded with jiz, a virgin, and 2 years of college