can anyone suggest some simple scams that i can perform. I am dirt poor and i need some quick cash. i just need some tips or something on grifting or scamming. -Sven (oi!)

My background in sleight of hand has help me to get a few buck ehre and there.
I wouldn't call it scamming, just exploiting the dipshit in people.
I'd suggest that, but it would take a while to learn.
How about credit card fruad?

And how would one go about doing that?

Mug people.

If you have a boy scout uniform just laying around for some reason get a can of some sort and just stand in front of a store.

Or he can mug people while wearing a boy scout uniform.

Thats not scamming.... thats mugging...

if he put on a boy scout uniform, he would probably look like a pedifile

Depends how old he is.

well i am assuming that he is not 8 years old, so he would stick out a little bit