Rhyming Thread

[PhonePhrack]

hey rasta, hey rasta, hey rasta, it goes a little sumthin like theeiiisss: rasta man so high and mighty
Like a little whitey aphrodite
Acting as though he's God almighty, watch yaself im big and blue
don't mess with me
or here's what i do
ill chew a dictionary
and a thesaurus
then take you out
like a tyranasaurus, ooh ya herd that dis well ya take that like its a fist.

[PhonePhrack]

jus keepin it real like its a new wrld lyrica in about ta walk all over ya..... feelin like its a pussy battle dissin your mom like she's stock o cattle.... feelin the moves bumpin the grooves rollin a j ill stop ya game... guessin this a better line maybe they jus a feelin fine like a new rule im in to the skool ill make ya drool like a damn fool. u smell like a motha fuckin pool a drool. maybe you should consult ya dictionary or go play some motha fuckin pictionary either way need ta fuckin straighten ya lines cuz ima rock ya vines.

what, what ,what?

[xplosive_cooker88]

pot, weed, marijuana its called by others....what i see is a friend a brother....from mother earth....extream gurth.....uncountably high....higher than the sky.....just a plant to the untrained eye....

[PhonePhrack]

hey rasta...
i hate the things u do...
you r the 1 and only cuntface...
with the 1 and only pussy...
you kno how to make things suck...
cunt cunt face you're more than bad.........


at rhyming!

[Rasta_Man]

I take nouns and verbs and make them into sentences and words, I take pages of paragaphs and and use them for my arts and crafts, I take language and change it to any shape, sound, and size, and with no suprize, I just made this dumb bastard realize, That my words paralize and demoralize, and with the cries of your eyes, I can now tie up all loose ties, Im leaving no one alive.

[KonaClump7005]

ill bust a rhyme for only a dime
maybe you should check the time its around nine
rasta man aint got the shine
to bust raps like mine
ill be chillen it the street with all i need
i look like a villin trollen with that weed
i think ya'll should check yo chest
i put bullet holes in that vest
i got to put the guest
in place with rhymes betta than the rest

[Rasta_Man]

KonaClump, that shit was worse than a unflushed dump, Im going to expose you as you really are; a chump, compared to me your not smaller than my wallet but that bigger lump, and just to let you know I got money like Donald Trump, Im the King so off with his head, KonaClump is dead, I put him to bed.

[Rasta_Man]

Hacker... your style is blander than a saltine cracker, and for the ball sack that you lack, Ill pay for you to get a new double d rack, It will perfectly complement your snatch, who you kidding? your not even a match, If you only knew, the people I screw, It might be possible that the blood that runs in me runs in you, because I remember a time, when fucking hippos wasnt a crime, so theres a good chance your mine.

[PhonePhrack]

hey rasta.... well here it goes.... i the 1 rollin it wit these hoes i dont fuck hippoes... well maybe lastnight by the way wad u say ur mom's name was?.... i run from the fuzz when im feelin tha buzz.... i need the weed cuz, im rollin a rappin a slappin... ill beat your wack ass.... now go back to your alien grab ass...... and ill shit ras....

[Rasta_Man]

look at this, you cant even come up with your own dis, so this battle i dismiss, and lets come up with something better than piss....

My drugs I miss, not hit or miss, just complete bliss, take some LSD, and this is what I see, amazingly, talking tress with huge flowers and bees, I now see the road, but my pupils are so big I think my head will explode.