why is he even fucking with you in the first place?

I'll give you the 411 tomorrow

spiketrip sounds good

I realized he was nuts so I stopped talking to him after he got fired. His girlfriend still works with me and he thinks I'm trying to bang her. He hates everybody at work and it's driving him crazy that we talk to her and he's not there to stop us like he did when he worked there. I've got many messages to not even talk to her at work or else. She told me he looks through her cell every night to see who she talked to and he knows all of her passwords. She won't kick him out of her house cause she doesn't want to make him mad. Kind of a fucked up situation.

kill him. .

i'll give the same answer i did to that other thread

get him framed for cocaine.
the end

I suggest you give him a gift basket with a remote controlled gernade inside. That way you can watch as he opens it and "BOOOOOOOOM!" then everyones happy.