somehow superglue one hand up his ass and the other on his balls

yeah, im sure that would work..

piss in their drinks

one time at camp i pissed in the punch and me and my friends just sat back and watched everyone drink it, funny as hell.

then we pissed all over some kids tent and choped up his stuffed monkey and tossed his clothes in the woods and left a bag of shit under his tent.

lmfao

Chopped up a monkey....? zomg. hilarious

the best part was my friends didnt think i would do it and when i actually choped its arm off they litterally fell on the ground and laughfed

write "jackass" on his forehead with a sharpie, more than once

One time one of my friends passed out and we all wrote on him with sharpies. People drew dicks and other crap like that... but I went with something creative and colored in both of his ears with a blue sharpie.

i am still waiting for such an opportunity...

We usually dont fuck with our friends but this time this guy got drunk and locked himself in my other friends bathroom for about and hour. While he was in there he broke the shower curtains, puked all around the toilet, and knocked everything off the counters. We had to get the drill and unscrew the door handle to get in. Then when we finally got in he finally came out and passed out on the couch... then we fucked with him.