Ninjas.

They will like sneak behind a pirate and kill him.

But Pirates do mean nasty things, like pillage the ninja's family. And his dog too.

Pffft. ninjas kill too. They just do it silently, so you don't think it's so bad. Pirates don't give a shit. THAT makes them badass.

Pirates are nubs.

Ninjas would kill them. They would like run on the walls and pull some spiderman shit!

Yeah? Well let's see them run on water!

Ha!


Oh wait, they can... crap....

dude....wrong type of pirate there buddy.i got a laugh outta that one.haha

but im gonna have to say a ninja would severely whoop a pirates ass anyday.like that one dude said, pirates are fat,lazy,and drunk.while a ninja is aware and will kill you when you least expect it.picture this, your walkin down the street,and all of a sudden a ninja jumps outta nowhere and lops off your head.pirates amy seem badass but there harmless.

according to my calculations ninjas are the better choice because of their surreptitious tactics.

Ninja Battle Pirate bitches!!!

A title bestowed upon one lucky enough to have been accepted into the most powerful society in the universe.

A Ninja Battle Pirate (or NBP) is a combination of the stealth and cunning of a Ninja and the bloodthirsty savagery of a pirate. Founded by the almighty Zik Synis, the secretive society is structured around a caste system, of which their are several classes:

Overlord: Zik Synis
Suck Monkeys: Anyone who is not Overlord

It should be noted that anyone not a member of the NBP affiliation is referred to as a 'Twatflap'.

urban dictionary is the shit

Haha, I still think a ninja would be better than a mix of the two.

THAT'S how bad pirates suck!