what exactly was your boyfriend's response?
was he laughing his ass off?

i totally would've been.
lol

Ahhh the joy of cig burns
I remember walking down the beach at florida at night with my cousin, smoking a cigar, I took a piss and a hot ash fell right on my weiner
it hurt. bad.
no scar though lol

It probably got vacuumed up your butt during the struggle. Thats the most logical possibility.

haha that reminds me of the time i was in the car with my friends and one threw it out the window and it flew back into the back seat and landed in my friends hair.... needless to say i didnt know hair was so fucking flameable

thats freakin nuts

I remember one time when I was trying to light my fart on fire. Har har, didn't work. The fire kinda lit all the way back to the origination point, and turned my beautiful virgin asshole into a cinder box. Shit.

I don't believe that at all.
not one bit.
don't push lies past a bat...they will fail.

You're a douchebag.

Okay, maybe it wasn't a cinder box, but it burnt the fuck outa me. Believe me whan i say this, but I ain't tryin no sorta shit like that again.
And you can shut up, mr. bat avatar person. I know you've got some jiucy assed comment. Zip it.

Oh, shit. That was unintentional. It was a rough draft, mr. bat person. Honest.
(Pfft. As if.)