Something happened to me last Friday, and I didn't really realize that it was a slightly freakishly thing until... well until I told my mom about it and she laughed her ass off. I thought I'd share my misfortune with the ones who truly care about me (yea, that's you guys)

I was driving down the road jammin to some music, smokin a cig and my boyfriend was in the passenger seat. I finished my cig and threw it out the window and thought I saw it come back inside the car so I turned around and leaned up a little and realized it was sitting on the rim of my pants right above my ass crack burning a hole in my back. I, of course, freaked out and yelled at my boyfriend to take the wheel. Me being a dumb ass to begin with and panicking on top of that, I leaned forward even more to try and grab the butt before it reached.. my butt. Sadly.... you know what happened. I told him to turn into the closest store, which was fairly close and in sight but I swear it took 10 minutes to get there. This whole time I have a lit cig butt burning my left ass cheek. We got to the store, I jumped out of the car and pulled my pants down.... People were at the store... watching... dammit...
So now I have a big band-aid on my ass cheek. How cool am I?

Here's the thing, though. I never found the cig butt... I'm a little afraid to think of where it would have ended up...

Now that's a funny story. I always worry that they come in the car

That's why you shouldn't smoke and drive.

yea that would have made more sense

Hahahah thats mad funny.

I've lit my ass on fire a couple times. Me and my buddys get drunk and some way or another some one asks how long my ass hair is and then someone usually says whitetrash shaving and we just pour a little rubbing alcohol on my ass and do the lighting ax on fire flame thrower thinger and my ass just instantly burns up and I pull up my pants and its out.

Ass fires the leading cause of forest fires hahah

There wasn't any room on the side of the road to pull over, it was a big ditch. Plus I was panicking... Prolly wouldn't have thought of that.

It drove me crazy not being able to find the cig butt though! I wonder where it could have went...

lol..that sucks