What do you mean refuse? Refuse what? I'm pretty high.

refuse to eat the feces...
beause im not shoving fecal matter into somones moiuth

Strangely erotic. A little kinky.

Great idea!

Somehow I thought you'd get off on that!
This isn't an original idea, but one of the most effective torture devices is what's called "the racks", which basically slowly pulls someone apart.

I've been on one before. It didn't stretch me though, she did... anyway, my nose itched for a long time after I got on it.

true torture would be being strapped to a chair with your eyelids held open and you forced to watch "the view" for hours non stop, and all the while theres a suicide pill or handgun with one bullet just out of your reach.

I would bite my tung off and drown on the blood. Or my body might naturally induce cardiac arrest because of the immense stress laid upon me.

true vissionary. i now know what to do should i be confined to such a hopeless situation.

damn that's a tough one. does it include commercials or is it just the view nonstop?

it says non stop