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Old May 31st, 2008   #1
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Motherfuck The Police

So I need to fucking vent, and got a story to tell for anyone that is interested.....Last Night Me and my crew were planning on heading to Daytona Beach, but that didn't work out because no one would cash our personal check....Y'know it was a NSF check anyway, but thats not the point....We could have cashed it if we didn't try to cash a $1000 One party check at first....Fuck Amscot

So we got 2 cars, My fiance and I in our camaro, and my best friends, his g/f and his g/f's friend in her car. We were parked at a little convienient store in a shitty part of town with no plan b, no gas in our tanks and nothing to do....So we call a friend who lives in the area to see if he could help us out, he said yeah, he's going to stop by and drop off 10 bucks so we could split in put it in for gas.

While we are waiting we decide to fuck around, we had a for sale sign in my car because we've been trying to sell it, so we take it out and hold it up while people drive by, trying to get some quick money so hopefully we could still head to the beach.

Well, some fuckin' dick that drove by called the cops, said some shit about a group of goth kids loitering outside the store and some girls holding up a for sale sign, so yeah......My buddy showed up in his buddies car and right behind was a fatass fucking cop, I could tell he was gonna be a dick just by looking at him.....Well as our luck would have, my buddy who just pulled up was smoking a blunt, so yeah, he automatically got arrested, along with his buddy whom was driving, and y'know that gave the fatass reason to search all our cars......

Basically it fucking ended up with all 7 of us getting arrested.....My fiance got arrested for "Being High" what the fuck is that shit? They found a blunt roach in my car and I took the blame for it......They didn't find anything else.....But yeah arrested her for being high.....She is in booking right now and she just got a fucking loitering charge now....Bail is $250 some fucking bullshit.

So, they searched my other friends car, and found.....Dime sack of weed, a bowl, and cut up straws. So, now my buddy Richie is in booking for Possession of Marijuana and Cocaine, even though there wasn't any fucking coke. just fuckin cut straws, his bail is God only knows what....

His girlfriend had a pack of ciggies and there were blunt guts and pot seeds in the pack, so she got that, and her friend just got marijuana possession....Well Richies g/f and her friend are at home right now, just had their parents come pick em' up. But now I got a VERY CLOSE FRIEND and my FIANCE in fucking booking about to be transfered to the fucking jailhouse, so me and my buddies boss who is a very well off, and generous coke head are trying to figure out a way to come up with some money for fucking bail......Usually dude would have a nice chunk of change on him at all times, but he got pounded with bills these week.

So, if all this shit happened, and all 7 of us got arrested, how in the fuck am I sitting here typing this? They made a fucking example of me and left me there to die....YEAH...You see during the 3 hour process of everyone getting fucking arrested and questioning the local neighborhood fuckin jerk-offs had nothing better to do but sit there and watch everyone get fuckin arrested, so yeah, I talked shit to em' "IS THIS FUCKIN' ENTERTAINING? CANT WATCH COPS ON TV CAUSE YOU CAN'T AFFORD FUCKING CABLE?" and blah blah blah bullshit....I did mention this was a bad part of town right? So yeah, after everyone was about to drive off, They took me out of the cop car, took the cuffs off of me so everyone could see, and gave me a court date, apparently they let me go because im the only one who fessed up to anything, atleast thats what it says on the fuckin ticket....

BUT I KNOW THE REAL REASON WHY THEY LET ME GO.....First of all, all my friends think im a dick because im the only one who didnt get arrested.....Which I also think is fucked up....SECOND I have a suspended fucking liscence, so I cant drive the fucking car anywhere, thats why my fiance was driving....THIRD My cell phone is fucking dead, and they knew it, because they took it out of my pocket when the cuffed me....So here I am, friends pissed at me, I have the honor of calling there fucking families and telling them what happened, i'm stuck in the bad part of town with all the locals fuckin' waiting for the cops to leave now, and I cant call anybody or fuckin' drive anywhere......

I GOT FUCKING LUCKY my buddy who showed up to give us the 10 bucks had called his brother prior to let him know what was going on, so when the cops left he showed up and he was able to drive my car to a safer location, when we got there we smoked a blunt and conversed for a bit and then I drove home fuckin' cautious as hell, I HAVE NEVER DRIVEN ANYWHERE SO SAFELY IN MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE. So, here I am......Venting, letting the whole world know that I fucking hate the police.....All I wanted to do is get fucked up on the beach this weekend with my homies, but now here I sit trying to figure out a way to get bail for them with $3 to my fucking name.....And i'm out of FUCKING CIGERETTES........Want to know what the worst part of this whole thing is though? All my friends are going to have a cool ass jail photo, and I wont.....

FUCKING BULLSHIT.

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As much as that sucks its not the police fault. That could've been worse
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that sucks dude but you were better off not getting arrested. just be happy for that.
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did you get his badge number?
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Want to know what the worst part of this whole thing is though? All my friends are going to have a cool ass jail photo, and I wont.....

how old are you, 13?
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did you get his badge number?
whats he gonna do with the badge number? complain that him and his friends got caught with illegal drugs and the cop was being mean!
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well, sounds like ya r gonna need duct tape to fix the relationships with ya friends and their parents.
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you should hide your shit better
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hahaha i like that response
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how old are you, 13?
Ha, naw man, I know that sounded kind of childish, but it was really just a sarcastic remark, and this area I live in, it's just kind of like a stupid thing we got going on here. There an inquiries website for Polk County, where you can search inmate pictures, it's stupid I know, but a big deal around here. Here sucks.

Jeff - My friend, driving the friend who was originally giving us the money for gas.
http://www.polksheriff.org/cgi-bin/i...ook=2008013089 - Info.
http://www.polksheriff.org/mugphoto/2008013089.jpg - Picture

Casey - The friend who was giving us the money
http://www.polksheriff.org/cgi-bin/i...ook=2008013091
http://www.polksheriff.org/mugphoto/2008013091.jpg

Elizabeth - My girlfriend
http://www.polksheriff.org/cgi-bin/i...ook=2008013088
http://www.polksheriff.org/mugphoto/2008013088.jpg

Richie - My Best Friend
http://www.polksheriff.org/cgi-bin/i...ook=2008013090
http://www.polksheriff.org/mugphoto/2008013090.jpg

The whole situation is just generally fucked up. We are turning this shit around in court. Like, my girlfriend was booked for loitering, but NOBODY ELSE got loitering......Ok, but check this shit out, the cops didn't ask us to leave, which is the procedure for somebody who is loitering....They just started searching cars without even asking us. To leave, or permission.

Not to mention, they arrested my girlfriend for "Looking High" and then when she got to booking gave her to loitering charge. You can't arrest somebody for looking high, not unless you are causing a disturbance, public intoxication? No, can't get arrested for being high, only if you have possession. And all they found in our car was a blunt roach, which I took the blame for, but then got let go. Yeah, thats fucked up.

Richie got a cocaine charge for cut straws? No, there wasnt any residue on those straws, there would have been if we got to the beach, but we didnt get that far. The cut straws at most could be paraphenelia, but he got a possession of cocaine which is total bullshit, there was none.

The only charges that make sense are Jeffs and Caseys because they actually were caught with fucking weed.......THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
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