I'm not really questioning too many people about how they stole what they stole because it seems like people are trying to out-do the one that posted before them. A "Who's Dick is Bigger" contest, if you will.

But! I didn't even see that post about stealing a house, or else I would've asked. Lol. So WTF??? How did you manage to steal a house?

Well, one of my friends had just bought a new mobile home . Me and some of my other friends were sitting around a few days after it was delivered, and we thought that it would be funny as hell, to go move his house while he was at work and hide it up the road behind an old warehouse. I took my truck, a 5500 GMC, and hitched it to the mobile home. Then we disconnected all the utilities, unblocked the tires, took down the jacks, and pulled it up the road behind the warehouse; it took us around 4 hours to do all this. When he got home from work about an hour later, there are no amount of that can describe the look on his face when he saw that his house was gone... He ran over to my house, and we were all sitting in the den watching t.v. when he ran in the door and said, "Somebody stole my fucking house, they stole my fucking house!!!!," and we played innocent and acted like we knew nothing about it. We went over to where his house was and all stood there looking at where his house was, and then one of the guys gave it away; while we were standing there Jerry started to snicker, and before long we were all laughing our asses off, and sure enough he caught on after a few minutes, then the chase was on; he chased us down the street throwing anything he could find at us....this went on for a few minutes....then we got him settled down and took and showed him his house was fine and then we put it back. A few months later he had it blocked in so it wouldn't happen again.

that's the just of what happened.


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SWIM once robbed a police car and got a away with a Glock 17, an impact baton, $400 cash, and a police badge once. That has got to be the most intense heist SWIM's ever pulled.

thats pretty cool i want to get a gun but i cant because my parole officer wont let me

Unfortunately, SWIM had to get rid of the gun because SWIM was on vacation. SWIM now has a Remmington 700 that SWIM likes a lot.

i stole a box of shot gun shells 1 time lol it was asom i sold them for $1 on the street to a home less guy who had a 12ga flar gun lol i wont be suprised if it will blow up in his face wen he shoots it(i sold him 00 buck mag loads)