There is no joke thread....
And you bitches are so uptight!
So here's a jokes thread!

Racist, dirty, knock knock, whatever.












Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now though" mum confides. "Oh, so sad, dear" says the other.

And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21." "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born". "He's a martyr too" says mum quietly. "Oh, gracious me ..." says the other.

"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18", she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school". He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says ......

They blow up so fast, don't they?"




















Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp.


Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.


Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.


Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day.


Jose says, "Look at your sign." It reads: "I have no work, a wife & 6 kids to support"


Carlos looks at Jose's sign.


It reads: "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico"

A man comes home from work one day and finds his girlfriend sitting on the front steps with her bags packed. "I'm leaving you" she says, "May i ask why?" says the man. "The neighbours have been saying things...they say your a pedophile" "Pedophile." The man says. "That's a big word for an 8 year old"

HAHAHAHA....nice one.

Knock Knock!

Who's Their?

ME!" BWAHAHAHHAHAHA!

I'm drivin down the road and a cracker, a nіgger, a beaner, a chink, and Phoenix Fire all step out in front of me. Which one do I run over?

All of'em, I'm not racist.
_________

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist bastard.
_________

*I'm drivin down the road and a cracker, a nigger, a beaner, a chink, and Phoenix Fire all step out in front of me. Which one do I run over?*

AHAHHAHAHHAHA! Respect Rad.

haha hey the "i only need $10 to go back to mexico" is less of a joke nd more like a really good idea haha

Hey Alberto!! come over here for a sec. i have a buisness opportunity!

Lol!


This one requires a brain to figure out...





What do you do if you only have enough money so send half the niggers back to africa?












Send them all back halfway XD

i've heard that one before so not really funny to me anymore but when i first heard it very funny

EDIT: Did you ever hear the joke bout the pencil?





It had no point.

lol .

Whats the most confusing day for a black man?


Fathers Day