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so this house wife is very lonely, her husband is always away on buissness trips and what not so she is never really satisfide sexually.... she trys all sorts of things, porn, viberators, she is willing to do any thing to not cheat on her husband... so one day she is driveing home from shopping and she sees this little porn store on the side of the road, it looks pretty shabby but she figures why not... she goes in and explains her delema and how nothing seems to work. the man behind the counter looks at her and thinks long and hard and finally says that he has something that she might like, he goes into the back room and brings out this box, opens it up and it looks just like a big dildo, she explains that it she already has one and it just doesnt do if for her... the man explains that this is no ordinary toy its majic. its called voodo dick. and all you have to say is voodo dick pussy and it will fly right in and fuck you like you never have been befor... the lady looks at him with disbeleaf. so he says no really look he opens it up and says voodo dick door knob, and up it goes flyes over to the door and starts goign to town.... the lady takes it home and tries it out and loves it... the next day her husband walks in on her useing it and gets up set with her, when she tries to explain he cuts her off and says look her bitch do you think im going to beleave that shit, huh voodo dick my ass
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May 25th, 2008
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