Joke thread!

[Palm3R]

I haven't seen an actual thread dedicated to jokes for a long time now, so I figured I'd create one.
Any jokes go here. just saty on topic and don't post things like "that was a gay joke" or something, cause that usually ruins threads or starts dumb arguements (or both).

[SuperSkunk]

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord???




answer..... my ass.....

(i love kung pow hahah)

[AssRot]

What did one blondes leg say to the other?

Between the 2 of us we could make a lot of money

[SuperSkunk]

Originally Posted by AssRot

What did one blondes leg say to the other?

Between the 2 of us we could make a lot of money

hahahahahahahahah yeah dude.

[numerator-91]

Q. what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

A. wheres my tractor?
HA HA HA!!

[A Deo et Rege]

I thought this was funny........

There's an American airline and one of the engines is going out so they decide they need to get rid of some weight or they will crash. To do it fairly they decide to do it in alphabetical order. So they tell all of the African Americans to jump off the plane, no one moves. So they say, "Okay, all the blacks jump off." Still no one jumps. So they say, "All of the colored people jump off." Still no one jumps. Finally this little kid walks up to his dad and says, "Daddy, aren't we all three of those?" And the dad says, "Nope, today we're NIGGERS, we ain't jumpin before the MEXICANS."


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[SuperSkunk]

Originally Posted by A Deo et Rege

I thought this was funny........

There's an American airline and one of the engines is going out so they decide they need to get rid of some weight or they will crash. To do it fairly they decide to do it in alphabetical order. So they tell all of the African Americans to jump off the plane, no one moves. So they say, "Okay, all the blacks jump off." Still no one jumps. So they say, "All of the colored people jump off." Still no one jumps. Finally this little kid walks up to his dad and says, "Daddy, aren't we all three of those?" And the dad says, "Nope, today we're NIGGERS, we ain't jumpin before the MEXICANS."


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hahah dude thats a good one

[A Deo et Rege]

There's an old man and his wife rinding down a road in their horse drawn carriage; they are riding along and all the sudden the horse farts, and the old man says "That's one." Then a little time passed and the horse farted again; this time the old man says "That's two." A little more time passes and the horse farts again, and this time the old man takes out his pistol and shoots the horse. When his wife saw this she asked "Why did you shoot the horse?" Then the old man turns to his wife and says "That's one"..........


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[AssRot]

I'm not gonna lie Deo. I lawled.

[ledzeppeman]

lawled?

why can't Jesus eat m&m's? they fall through his hands.

whats the difference between jesus and a picture? it only takes one nail to hang up a picture.