this forum seemed like the best place to post this so...

does anyone here know the best way to steal an ipod from walmart without getting caught and without knowing anyone that works there?

You could get one of those stupid vests and go in when they're restocking. In bigger cities, most of those people are new hires. Other than that, You could actually work at walmart or in the trucking business.

I think this belongs in bullshit, and I also think this question has already been asked. Furthermore, why steal it when you can get a job, and buy it in a matter of weeks.


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Eh' stealing an Ipod would be tricky, because the wal-marts down here Ipods are usually kept in a glass case.....So, ye would have to figure out how to get the glass case open, take it without being seen and then get out the doors without the alarm going off.....

Suggestion #1 - Fuck it, do that shit
Ok, just like get a hammer or something smash that fuckin' case, take the shit and run.....Hope ye don't get caught.....

Suggestion #2 - Been Said
Yeah, just get a job there, or just get a job in general and buy it.....

Suggestion #3
Ok, I dont really want an ipod anyway, but if I felt the need to steal one, this is how I would go about doing it.

Ipods are kept in electronics, usually back of the store. So, you don't necessarily need to purchase it at electronics, just ask them to get it out of the case for you, tell them that you have a bit more shopping to do, and carry it with you....Now since Ipod is a popular product and expenive, they might be keeping an eye on you....So bring a friend along for this one.....

Walk around the store, find a spot with no cameras, but dont stop there, keep moving, when you walk by this spot with little or no cameras make a quick switch, give it to your buddy....Your buddy will have to get it into the bathroom, open it, and A.Either open the box and take the security tag out of it (If you want the box) or B. Just take the shit out of the box and pocket it.....

I know this isn't the smoothest of ways, but coming up with something really elaborate to steal an IPod just isn't worth it in the first place....Good luck to ye.....

Yeah, my girlfriend used to work there, at the photo department, used to buy something small, like a 2-liter and grab some other shit, dvd's mainly....Buy the 2-liter so if anyone is watching through the camera there is an exchange of money, and then she would just scan the other shit so the alarm wouldnt go off when you walked through the doors.

hmmm lets think about this one for a second...

if i steal em i can sell em and make pretty decent profits.

if i buy em then ill probably lose money tryin to sell em

Not so. A few cats I know make a little money jacking ipods from retarded rich folk, then sell it to crack heads for a couple hundo. it's really not worth it, but they do it.

What do you mean its not worth it?

If youre profiting $100+ per ipod its definitely worth it

100 dollars aint shit to a lot of people who have a job. That's 5 fucking hours of work for people who are ironworkers. (Legitly)

If I were to attempt to steal an iPod, I would learn the schedule of when they stock them, and profile the walmart and learn all of the easiest exits. When the day came that they stocked them I have a few options.

1. get some chloroform and a rag and knock out the first person wearing that bluevest you see. Then go to the truck, do a little bit of the job, take as many iPods as I wanted and get the fuck out.

2. Stealthily make my way to the truck, grab a box and have a quick getaway. Pray that you have an iPod in that box.

3. Intercept the truck on the way to it's next destination, follow it until it stops at a gas station, and then make your move, and steal as much shit as you can.

You can go with whatever you want.