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Old August 14th, 2007   #21
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do wat eva the fuck u want
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Old August 15th, 2007   #22
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If they piss you off.

-Shit in there bed
-Beat the shit out of your face call the police and say they beat you
-Get a big steak knife and stand by there bed holding it up and smile like a psycho til they wake up. Or just cough to wake them up

-Leave roaches all over the house
-Get trashed piss in the f***** (did it on accident once)
-Leave a smelly fish in there closet
-Take bug spray and spray the shape of a swastika in the lawn
-While waiting in one of your parents car when their in a store or something fishbowl the car.
-Throw a cat on your dad

Keep in mind Ive done all this shit before my moms just glad I'm out of her hair now.
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Old August 15th, 2007   #23
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Just break shit
I mean every one gets pissed when you break their shit
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Old August 15th, 2007   #24
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Why the fuck would you want to piss off your parents? Like wtf, are you really that dumb.
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Old August 19th, 2007   #25
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1. put some eggs in the morcowave turn it on for about 20 min watch them blow up
2. thow some firecrackers in thier bedroom
3. put some tin foil a metal spoon or something in the microwave it wiil blow them up
4.fill your f***** full of all kinds of stuff so when they open it up it all falls on them
5. put a rubberband around the sink spry thing so when they turn on the water they will get soaked (but since you cant spell parents right youneed to have the water off before you wrap the rubberband around the spray nozzle thing)
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Old August 20th, 2007   #26
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If you really want to piss off your parents, get a huge tatoo of a cock on your back and then tell them your moving to San Fransico to become a pornstar.
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Old August 20th, 2007   #27
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another thought. are you really that stupid that you cant think of anything on your own?
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Old August 20th, 2007   #28
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.. just ignore them... I'm assuming you were an accident so really, you could just walk into the room.

Tell you dad you're gay and have a rainbow airbrushed across your back.. tell your dad that he inspired you to become gay... he might not be mad bu chances are hell kick your ass and disown you... mine would
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show them how you spell parents?
lmfao ahhaha thats great

and just fucking ignore them and do what ever you want to do..fuck your parents if they are shit heads..im sure youll be outta the house soon so why the fuck should you even care..itll piss them off by just doing whatever you feel like..dont do all this stupid shit to piss them off and beg for attention..just FUCK them and thats it
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