bro, exactly what i was thinking,,EXACTLY

Getting jumped sucks. But the best technique I have is either

A) find some sort of object on the ground that can be used as a bludgeoning or stabbing device.

B) fight dirty and fight like an animal. Sand in eyes spit on them bite, gouge eyes shit like that

C) I haven't tried this but I'm definitely gunna try it if I get in another fight. This sounds kind of fucked up but instantly pull down your pants and just start pissing all over them. This can also be a bad idea because no one wants to get there ass beat with their pants down.

bro, if this kid was supposedly gonna get jumped it owuld have happened by now,,if not then its not gonna happen

so what up fool? you get jumped?>>"stay the fuck off my turf, bitch!"

more then likely if u withdrawel a weapon(knife,club...etc) they will too. sounds like u shouldve terminated that cunt before he made his retreat and retaliated with his friends and you having to retreat. anyways its 5 to (in worst case) 1 fight that can happen at any time, they are more prepared then you are. your best bet is die with honor or.......bearmace.......nobody fucks with bearmace. and it will rule out in ur favor over self defence. plus pussys kick junks and pull out knives, and get bad reputation for it. fighting with bearmace is unique and place ur foes in a galaxy of hurt.

interesting way of putting it towards the end there.i think he got his ass kicked bad already...

God dam, it’s just fighting. We're not talking about killing or being killed. Even if you get your ass kicked you’re going to live to see tomorrow. What doesn’t kill you will only make you stronger. If you’re a good fighter you can take on a couple of crappy fighters.

Do you guys ever body box your friends? I did just last night with my football friends. I weigh 220 and all my other friends weigh 260-280. I took a hard hit to my inner arm, and its sore today, but I fucked most my friends up. I knocked the air out of one of my friends. But its all fun, I can take a hit to the gut from my friends no problem. I think body boxing is a fun way to mess around with your friends. Test each others strength and endurance. There was also this skinny guy who wieghed 140 trying to body box with us, and he got laid out the first time and stopped playing.

man, if these guys are kids, just go psycho, they will flee in terror. I fought two guys once, and they only got two or three good hits on me because I just doged the most of them, and they got tired and just left. 4 or 5 guys, punch them all in the throat. And use an elbow or two. Getting elbowed in the face is like being hit with a baseball bat....

ive been elbowed in the face and hit in the face with a baseball bat and i can tell you they arent the same asshole. plus i bet you looked pretty stupid running around dodging punches until the punks got tired. i say fuck that, dodge a punch or two but if your hitting them non stop they wont have time to hit you back. just go crazy on the mother fuckers and hit them hard and they wont have any time to recover and swing back, unless its like 3 or 5 kids then your fucked, but two you can handle, one my sister can handle

learn some muai thai , most deadly martial art there is including krav maga , no worries about numbers if you hit em fast enough , if there gona jump you at school always remember , the one stalking always has the advantage. hunt him down and knock him out. he should leave you alone if not i have a bunch of things you can do at 3 AM to scare him shitless (loud explosives) id say walk around with a pellet pistol (one of the ones that look like a real gun) that scares the crap outa them , if he comes with a car again shoot at it , not at the people inside but scare them. fear = respect. when you knock him out try and make sure he doesnt know it was you (hit him in the back of the head) if you shoot the pellet pistol make sure it doesnt hit himi cause if it does hell know its a real gun , shoot at the concrete by his feet whyle hes running away.

Thats gay....