God damn, I told some Juffalo to get the fuck out of my homie's yard, he didn't leave, so I grab him by the shirt and drag him into the desert across the street. and he just stands there.

So i start yelling at him, i fucking slap him, and he starts running, gets about 30 feet, and starts talking shit like a bitch, so i start walking over to him and i say "I'm going to beat the shit out of you bitch!!"

he starts booking through the desert and i yell "Stay the fuck of my turf bitch!!"

well about 15 mins later, im sitting in the back smoking a cigarette, and we see this red pontiac car drive up. About 4-5 kids jump out yelling "This yo turf nigga?!" 3 were white and a coupe were black.

I say "Hell yeah, This house is our turf you cock suckers!" they storm around the house. so then it hit me..... There is two of us and 5 of them....

So we're like fuck this shit and run in the house, and my homie's brother grabs his .45 and walks out saying "Get outta here before i shoot you"

well they run to the car and one yells "We'll catch you at school!" saying that to me.



Well first off, I'm beating the Juffalo's ass for not wanting to fight one on one, and then grabbing a gang of kids to kick our asses.

So here's what i need, I never been jumped before, any one got an idea on what to do?

Or should i just go all Psycho when these kids try to jump me?

Bring a melee weapon to school (one that's concealable). Then you can say you were fearful of you life and kicked their asses in self-defense.

Yeah i wish i could say that....

But the school is in some "Operation: Clean Sweep"

And Clean Sweep considers self defense as blocking blows and running to a teacher, The second i swing back, I'm considered trying to engage in a fight, not defending myself, my school district is bull shit.

I got a few dudes down for me, But i am just worried that they will get a chance to get my ass alone. lol

That's for sure. At my school you can get the kid off you any way necessary, but you've gotta stop once he's off you (or in this case, them).

What ever,

I ain't afraid of any of these mother fuckers, Just when its a big group, its kinda intimidating.

fuck that shit, if there is more then one person, anything goes, ive been jumped like 4 times for similar bullshit, like defending a girl, or my little cousin, and i'll fight dirty if i have to, bring a knife or bras knuckles. i think if you fuck one of em to the point where theyre knocked the others might back off...or just let em kick the shit out of you, which will prolly suck,,lol...

I had the same problem. Just follow the strongest and biggest person into the toilet when nobodys around and beat the shit out of them, Its common knowledge beat the hardest and the softest run. Your going to get in trouble for fighting, so it might aswell be on your turf and when you want it.

and remember to talk as much shit as possible,lol...call em pussies for not fighting one on one...cause that is infact what they are...

Oh and dont knife them or use weapons, you dont want to pull a knife on a nutter, and have them pull a gun on you.

like me, ive been in lots of fights, cause people think they need to prove themselves, by fighting a big guy, im like 6ft 3 , like 280lbs, im not a little guy,lol...so they think hey lets fight em, prove ourselves, but usually they don't win...its sad really, cause where i live there seems to be a ridiculous amount of Asians...no offense, but wen you fight one, and win you end up fighting like a whole family and shit...its dumb as hell