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Old October 26th, 2007   #1
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Dumb Ass pt.1

Ingredients

-Salt
-Ice'

Now if your at a boring party, and you find that guy that thinks hes all strong as shit, well heres what you do.

Be like bitch, I bet you cant take the pain of an ice cube. (idk what to say im being creative here xD)

and he will reply with something like, hell yeah i can, So put a good amount of salt down on his hand.

Then put the ice down.

After about 15-30 seconds, the salt is mixed with the ice cube and slowly starts burning. But after this, the pain numbs and you wont feel anything.

See if he can take it til the cube melts, *most people do, hence the numbness part above*

And take it off, and a small bit of ice will be frozen on top of your skin, and theyll rush to wash it off, and right after fresh air hits it, the pain comes in...

Wait a good 12hrs, and you have a 2nd/3rd degree burn.



And probably half of you already know about this, but hell, why not re-educate, if you would.
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Rock salt works better, and it gives you sever frost bite, a.k.a. dead flesh.
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when i was in the 9th grade i got hit in the mouth with a bat..long ass story..but i had to get a root canal on my three front teeth, so now i dont have a nerve in them, and ill always make bets with people who are stupid that i can hold the ice on my teeth longer than them, and i always win,,because i cant feel shit on my teeth, i cant even feel when someone touches my teethm unless they push i can feel pressure but it doesnt hurt of anything
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lol, deo, isnt this the stuff they put down on snow?

but oxy, did you play baseball or what
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Root canals suck balls!!! I had two of em
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yeah i played baseball, but i wasnt playing when i got hit in the face with a bat..the kid had a bat in his car and i got into it with his friend and he came up from behind and smashed my face with it..i had to get root canals on my three front teeth, i had 5 stiches on my chin, 6 on my lip on the outside and 4 on the inside of my lip, and 5 stiches on the side of my head because when i got hit i fell on concrete and broke open my head, and i had to fill in a chip on my front tooth, the chip was in the middle of my tooth too...i was pretty attractive afterwards too :-D,,and yes rooth canals doo suck balls
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I crashed my bike on a jump. Knocked one tooth out, chipped the other. They stuck the tooth back in and somehow it grew back. Then i got a double root canal.

I feel ur pain man!
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but my storys nothing like urs
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when i was in the 9th grade i got hit in the mouth with a bat..long ass story..but i had to get a root canal on my three front teeth, so now i dont have a nerve in them, and ill always make bets with people who are stupid that i can hold the ice on my teeth longer than them, and i always win,,because i cant feel shit on my teeth, i cant even feel when someone touches my teethm unless they push i can feel pressure but it doesnt hurt of anything
I hit a kid in the mouth with a bat by accident once, I don't know how much teeth he lost or what because there was blood pouring out of his mouth and down his chin like a waterfall.
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I have soooo gotta try this... :P
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