If you want to ruin them totally, you can put dirt or sugar in the gas tank. Spray paint is always good. Also, break their windows! once inside steal anything valuable and pour anytype of sticky material on the interior. Be creative! But if you want to get alot of cars, i know a kid who walks around around 3 in the morning and just checks to see if cars are open, if they are he grabs whatever he can. He makes about 300 a week

hell yeah polka dot a car with fuckin bologna. it works too, me and some people did it to some bitch

havent read the whole thread but.....

bologna aparently takes off the paint.

but if you want to "fuck up" his car well fuck all that vadalism shit,fucking pull a big labowski"SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY!! SEE WHAT HPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRAGER IN THE ASS!!!" (if you havent seen the movie then youve lived a depraved life), cocktail bomb maybe.

or plant a bunch of coke on it and call the cops

"If you want to ruin them totally, you can put dirt or sugar in the gas tank."

That only works on really old cars before they started to install gas filters. Seeing as all the cars worth wrecking have them, most that you will do is get them to change their gas filter (which will run you at most 15$ if you do it yourself or at most 50 at a shop). You *might* still be able to do it if you get the finest grain sand you can get and chuck it in there. If you throw a shit load of dirt in there (along with other shit) the most that will happen is they have to get a tow truck out to haul the car away and they have to get a new gas tank.

All of the sugar/dirt ideas are shit ideas because it is not humiliating, humorous, or damaging.

"plant a bunch of coke on it and call the cops"

Finally something worth doing.

The Big Lebowski pwns. Jeff B*****s FTW.

Yeah. Contraband... The whole neighborhood will come out and stare.

Good point sionyx, I kinda forgot about that. I dont want to ruin the engine tho. Like i said before, its not about making his car worthless, its about making him feel worthless when he steps in it and starts driving around. Fucking the engine up is kinda taking this shit to a new level too. I don't feel like going through that shit again.

Like 2 months ago, I was late to school, so i kinda didn't park in a spot (fucking juniors took them all). And i guess some kid in a really shitty truck misjudged the turn-around in the parking lot, and hit my car. He got mad at me (i wasnt there when this happened) cuz i parked out of place, so he comes back with a fucking hitch. Hitches up my car, and fucking tows it forward while it's in reverse. Thank god somebody saw him do it, I wouldve fucking shot him in the face if he didn't get caught. The principal actually started laughing when he heard it, he was like "jesus christ, what a moron" The kid was pretty nuts tho. He plans on being a hitman/assassing/the guy from Punisher. He wasn't joking around when he told me either. He showed me all the guns he was gonna buy and shit, i wanted to ask him if he was like 5 cuz it sounded so stupid. I asked him who he is gonna kill, he was like "meh, drug dealers and black people...probably some illegal immigrants too. I don't really like any of them that much" I was gonna make fun of him and ask him if he thought he was like batman or something, but then i remembered it's probably better not saying anything now and avoiding a potential hit on me in the future lol

Honestly, I kind of hope he goes through with it though, now that he got my hopes up (the world sure can do with a few less of those kinds of people, especially nigs).

I never saw Big Lebowski, when did it come out?

who cares when it came out, ITS FUCKING AWSOME!?!?!

jeff b*****s, STEVE BUSCEMI!!!!!!, jhon goodman, fucking awsome

also it has that italian mob dude from prison break, but hes a german nialist.

"i am the walrus"

In a book i read someone murdered someone by putting a grenade in their target's gas tank with the pin removed but the detonator thing on the side held down by elastic bands. After a while the elastic bands got eaten away and kaboom.

your a faggot.

have you ever been told that

i hate you

Well, I really doubt this guy that's wanting to mess with someone's car is wanting to go so far as to kill the man.