Maybe you did it wrong. Lol.

Nah, I don't know if it works. It might, but I myself have never tried it.

what the fuck are lady eggs???


Good ideas so far, but as for the bird seed thing I kinda thought it would be straight fucking hilarious to have the kid walking out of school, see a huge flock of crows and seagulls on his car screaming and cawwing. And then, when he shoos them away, he sees all this birdshit and dents. I just imagine that it would be pretty embarrassing for that to go around school about someone.

Where as Spray painting, if i got caught, would make me seem more like an asshole. There's really no creativity in the spray paint idea...unless i go fucking all out and make a super detailed penis with like purple veins and shit. Bird seed isn't well known to many ppl and most would kind of laugh at the idea, even if they're friends with the kid.

I guess I just want to see the kid get laughed at really fucking badly.

More ideas would be nice tho...

shove shit down the tailpipe

If you really want to f*ck him off put sugar in the gas tank.

Or little Styrofoam packing peanuts and Iso-propyl Alcohol...

Yeah, that doesn't work.

I saw it on Mythbusters. It doesn't really do anything.

BLEACH on the other hand stops the engine, and is also an oxidant so it will rust too.

Does bleach really stop the engine??? Have you done it or is it just a rumor? How much do you put in???

Im curious, cuz that could be pretty easy.

If I had the time tho, I'd do the trick where you super glue like a million pennies to the persons hood lol.

I saw it on Mythbusters. They tried all sorts of things, and the only one that really did anything was bleach (which stopped it). They said that the engine actually sounded better when they put sugar in it.

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