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Old January 25th, 2008   #21
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fuck no it isn't....that guy sent me all these messages arguing the existence of god...was so fucking annoying...
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Old January 26th, 2008   #22
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.........ONCE AGAIN absoulute stupidity..... firts its christian CH fuck ass.

next you dont know shit about christians aparently, jesus, is, and was "God" on earth. "God" cant physically come onto earth because who knows what the hell would happen. so chritians believe "God" came down to earth as jesus. its called the holy trinity.

and also the quaran was writen by humans too dumbass, and only the new testiment has been tampered with in the bible.

muslims are just as fucked as christian, and jews, and hindus.

if you believe in talking to "God" directly then forget rligion because its a peace of shit all made up by humans.

you are a dumb fuck who thinks by watching the history, you a philosopher.


your the dumbest person on this site
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Old January 26th, 2008   #23
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If he wrote "for intellegent minds" I would have punched him in the head. Map quest his address and physically punch him in the head.
Here is an animated representation of what that might look like.




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Old January 26th, 2008   #24
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I have that as an icon on MSN.
funny...
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Old January 26th, 2008   #25
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okkk, ready for this? two points which contradict themselves as omnipotent rule in the OLD testament which all yall seem to be in agreement that it has not been tampered with.

1. god specifically states that you body is a holy temple which you MUST NOT mutilate!!@! this means CIRCUMCIXION, would also be in the "mutilation" category. you are actually going to try and have me believe an omnipotent being such as god who has told us to preserve our bodies as they are his temple is going to tell his "children" to cut their dicks, granted they have one, to set themselves apart when in all reality them fuckers were wearing clothes and this modification would differentiate?! of course the act of circumcixion has now just made christianity a unisex religion since females cannot participate in the ancient ritual because they have no foreskin.

godamn, sounds so good written down i dont even need to add number two but when is one ever enough?

2. god clearly states in the laws he has given in exodus, THOU SHALT NOT KILL. now tell me how a god that makes a very very blatantly clear law; is going to tell his "children" ,yes this includes all of you, to stone heathens that work on the sabath?

love it or hate it you just read it, wanna have me read the bible again so its all fresh and i can continue and bash the extravagant stories written to captivate your minds? lemme know. till then feel free to try and prove me wrong.

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the first one is a matter of opinion... actually most of it (christianity) is, and it depends on how you interpret it.
so, yeah...
that's why there's different religons...
(and don't start be that christians are retarded etc...)

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LarryE, you are a fucking moron. Girls can have circumcisions (and still do in some parts of the world). The reason that women don't have circumcisions is because it removes their clitoris and thus removes any pleasure that they would receive from sex. The reason that men do it is purely for hygienic reasons (ever heard of the french tickler?). Comparing the reasons for men to get circumcisions as to why women would get them is idiotic.

Also, the same could be said for most of modern medicine. No mutilation = No surgery ect.

For your second point, didn't jesus specifically say in the bible (or to some variation of diction) "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" which literally means: Don't stone the bastard, god has set forth laws against it.

P.S. You are a fucking tool and an idiot to boot - just like exial.
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LarryE, you are a fucking moron. Girls can have circumcisions (and still do in some parts of the world). The reason that women don't have circumcisions is because it removes their clitoris and thus removes any pleasure that they would receive from sex. The reason that men do it is purely for hygienic reasons (ever heard of the french tickler?). Comparing the reasons for men to get circumcisions as to why women would get them is idiotic.

Also, the same could be said for most of modern medicine. No mutilation = No surgery ect.

For your second point, didn't jesus specifically say in the bible (or to some variation of diction) "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" which literally means: Don't stone the bastard, god has set forth laws against it.

P.S. You are a fucking tool and an idiot to boot - just like exial.
alright man, if your gonna quote scripture at least make it relevant to something being discussed. the part about casting the first stone was in context of a village whore, he was preaching to a crowd that wanted to kill the bitch.

and as for circumcixion being practiced as hygiene... comon jackass, in america they started the practice to try and keep boys from masturbating. its only unhealthy to be uncut if you dont take showers for weeks on end.

put down the blunt and read the good book cover to cover and you will either believe EVERY last bit and follow it to a t or completely change your mind bout it. christianity is a title people who cant make up their own mind hide behind. the bible is the tool which enables humans captivated other humans minds with dissolutions of gold roads and eternal "life" when in all actuality when you die thats it. game over
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Old January 27th, 2008   #29
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Okay, heres a step by step instruction on what exial and who ever agrees with his fucking stupid, cock-lick threads should do:

YOU WILL NEED:
1 double barrel 12 guage (though any gun will work for this)
2 shells (preferably buckshot)
1 your face

First, go out and get one more kick out of your life; you know go eat a bag of dicks, or star in bukkake (as the girl), or just plain lick a shit infested ass (preferably your own, if you can auto-fellate). Second, clean the gun of any unwanted dirt and residue from former shooting; this will make it easier for the end result. Then place the two shells securely into the chambers and snap the barrels back into place. Take the safety off (we wouldn't want you to think it was gonna work then have it not work!!!). Now, this is very important: Turn the shotgun upside down, and put the barrels in your mouth. If it doesn't fit, go suck some more wieners to widen it out. Okay, once the shotgun is in your mouth, pull the trigger and blow your stupid ideas, threads, and brains out...the walls need some new color anyway...
And finally, these threads are the dumbest, most pointless, wastes of time I have ever read (or actually, partly, as in 2 lines, read), and anyone who agrees with exial, and he himself, can shove a razored phallic device up whatever kind of hole they have...And no, in reference to the goddamn thread, it doesn't have to be fucking circumsized (spelled wrong who cares)

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alright man, if your gonna quote scripture at least make it relevant to something being discussed. the part about casting the first stone was in context of a village whore, he was preaching to a crowd that wanted to kill the bitch.
it is relevant you fucking retard. obviously you are taking this far too literally and completely missing the whole fucking point.

"let he who is without sin cast the first stone" is meant to be a paradox because of the commandments. if you throw a stone at someone (or even the very thought of doing so), you are committing a sin against your fellow man - therefore you are with sin and cannot throw the first stone.

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put down the blunt and read the good book cover to cover and you will either believe EVERY last bit and follow it to a t or completely change your mind bout it.
you, sir, a moron. ever heard of this radical new concept called thinking? it can allow you read a book cover to cover and not believe every last detail - hell, you could even be skeptical of the entire book.

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its only unhealthy to be uncut if you dont take showers for weeks on end.
and that is exactly why it was started in the first place. circumcision was started for hygienic reasons, you fucking moron, because back when they first started to do it, baths, and especially soap, were a luxury that most of the peasants could not afford. Instead, they introduced circumcision to counteract the spread of genital warts.

evidence from the WHO:
"The research evidence that male circumcision is efficacious in reducing sexual transmission of HIV from women to men is compelling."

It is also applied to more than just genital warts fuck-face.

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the bible is the tool which enables humans captivated other humans minds with dissolutions of gold roads and eternal "life" when in all actuality when you die thats it. game over
As Immanuel Kant puts it: "because of the limitations of reason, no one could really know if there is a God and an afterlife, and conversely that no one could really know that there was not a God and an afterlife."

Also, I think that you should test out louied's suggestion.
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