Ok this is probably the weirdest thing thats happened to me.
Some fucking hobo came up to me and some of my friends asking for a smoke. So being the nice guys we are we offered him one. He kept going on about stupid shit he did when he was our age, you know normal hobo talk. Than... the man reached into his wallet and took out a badge i thought "shit he's a cop and were all screwed...he said I'm just going to show this to one of you. He showed the card to my friend Nick held it up for a few minutes. My friend stood in awe at the badge. The man said something like "Yeah, our world huh?" Than said "alright i got to go freak out some more people." I was almost afraid to ask what was on the badge. My friend said it was a badge for authorized personnel of Area 51. I've been looking for the badge all night and this morning. I saw sites where you could buy them but whats been throwing me off is that it had his name on it, a number. And what shocked my friend the most a picture of a alien. If anyone can help me locate a picture of something of the badge i would greatly appreciate it.

Terrifying.

i don't see whats so significant about this story

its all a giant code
when deciphered spells out
buttsecs

nothing...thats why its in the "bullshit" section

cool story... i can't wait for part 2

umm does anyone know how to go about finding pictures of this is the better question

K, how the fuck does a hobo get a personnel license to Area 51? He probably wouldn't be a hobo if the license was actually his. And why did he only show your one friend? And how do you know it was his name on the card?

I bet he killed some guy and took it, lol, then raped his corpse