Stupidity, like every other plague upon humankind, should have a higher mortality rate.

Experience is the teacher that gives the Test before the Lesson.

"Indeed, wicked governments fear armed citizens."

yes, thats a teabag tied to my barrel, why do you think I said "you just got teabag'ed

"Details Hold The Key To Success"

Don't light-up a newbie, or I will turn you into the Sherwin Williams poster child
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If the person on the other end of your gun does not walk away from the game eagerly anticipating the next game because of your actions, you have failed as a paintballer. Put this in your sig

a stupid man dose not learn from his mistakes, a smart man learns from his mistakes and a wise man learns from other peoples mistakes

guns kill people like spoons make people fat

Stupidity, like every other plague upon humankind, should have a higher mortality rate.

dont blame it on the gun, blame it on the barrel

9 out of 10 teens listen to rap. if you're one of the ones that stays true to proggressive metal/classic rock,put this in your sig.

98% of teens have tried pot if you're one of the 2% who haven't, put this in your sig

"GIVE THEM NOTHING BUT TAKE FROM THEM EVERY THING"

If the person on the other end of your gun does not walk away from the game eagerly anticipating the next game because of your actions, you have failed as a paintballer. Put this in your sig to help spread the word.

Vanilla Coke is back from the DEAD!!!!!!!! &#9829

How does this work... Rock beats Scissors, Scissors beats Paper, and Paper beats Rock??? Paper... beating rock?!? Ok, i understand a rock can smash the scissors, and of course scissors will cut up paper... but how the hell is a piece of paper gonna stop a rock? i kno its supposed to wrap around the rock but seriously... think about it... paper is paper!!! and a rock is a freakin rock! if u have a rock and someone has a piece of paper, you throw the rock at that person, they hold up thier paper... i gaureentee that rock is gonna go through that paper! think about it... When someone asks me to play Rock Paper Scissor, I always choose rock. Why? cause when they throw down some paper, and say Paper beats Rock i just punch em say..."OOPS, I thought paper was supposed to stop rock! My Bad"



It is the Soldier, not the reporter who has given us freedom of press
It is the Soldier, not the poet who has given us freedom of speech
It is the Soldier, not the campus organizer who gives us freedom to demonstrate
It is the Soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag

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I like the tank one.

Ahh how I love sigs that quote randomly inaccurate statistics.

46% of statistics are made up on the spot.

3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.

MOAR.

Andrew: why is mass trying to get me to watch his porno?
Andrew: ive already SEEN his dick

"Scrape your knee, it is only skin."

this is america. and in america if something sucks your supose to get your money back

Yeah, but what if that's what you paid for???


Addition: A quote from a post I made a while back>>

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