2. Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing?

Your son will probably try to install some hacker software. He may attempt to conceal the presence of the software in some way, but you can usually find any new programs by reading through the programs listed under "Install/Remove Programs" in your control panel. Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

The best option is to confront your son with the evidence, and force him to remove the offending programs. He will probably try to install the software again, but you will be able to tell that this is happening, if your machine offers to "download" one of the hacker applications. If this happens, it is time to give your son a stern talking to, and possibly consider punishing him with a grounding.

Bonzai Buddy is the worst explanation of a hacking program.

"If this happens, it is time to give your son a stern talking to, and possibly consider punishing him with a grounding." Okay, who fucking wrote this? A preppy stay at home dad?

5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?

If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day.


Okay, lets think about this, more than 30 minutes a day, eh? This guy thinks he is the fucking God of all Fathers doesn't he? So what if your kid stays on the computer for longer than 30 minutes? Almost everybody does it, and is this guy trying to say everyone is a hacker? I hope not.

Guys, this file is nearly a decade old now, and more then that, was a PARODY.

Fuck, talk about suckers.

Yeah, it was meant as a joke, and not serious.

"
If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well."



XD i love amd they over clock way better and wtf i c amd in stores every where even dell has amd in them now

sound like my sister...but shes not a guy shes all woman.....with no extras.....i don't think

nice.........