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All right people, here it is.
I want to hack, and I know nothing. Zip. Nada. Absolute zero knowledge.
I know how to work computers fine and dandy, but as far as programming languages and things like that, I'm completely lost.

So, here it is. I need help. I'm not stupid enough to say "Omg. I need 2 find out how to haxxors please help!!?!" I'm not one of them.

I know damn well that any decent, self-respecting hacker/cracker would ignore them, or send the retards a virus. No, what I'm asking for is simple.

I need a document, or perhaps a site, that will teach me. I don't expect any hands-on help for someone like me, so I come here, a humble noob, and ask for the simplest of things.

I have tried google, and I haven't been able to find anything that really explains things to me. So, I thought that perhaps one of you could send me a plain-text doc, or a link to a site that would.

I am sincerely grateful to anyone who responds to this topic, I know it must be really annoying dealing with stupid people like me, but I need to start somewhere.

The second response to a Google search of "html help document" gave me this:

http://www.utoronto.ca/webdocs/HTMLd...htmlindex.html

So, are you telling me that there is no more to hacking than learning programming languages?
O_o

Look around the hacking forum, read, learn.

Allrighty.