I want to hack this kids computer, he is such a douche so i figure why not hack his laptop and break his balls right? I have never hacked anything but after reading some of these posts i have realized that you guys could probably help more than anyone. any suggestions/advice?

Put a harddrive password on his laptop. If people can't guess it, it is impossible to crack.

how would i go about doing this, do i need the laptop infront of me or?...

what are your resources?
eg: do you have access to the laptop?

if so boot up and continuously press F2 untill the CMOS menu comes up.
fuck around with that!

I dont think I will have access anytime soon, does anybody know another way, without access to the computer?

get the idiot to remote access with you.

and if he wont? is there another wya or no?

You could get on the same network with him and then refer to the thread hacker started about hacking with your school's network. Just apply the instructions to his computer.

what is his OS? ill referr you to my website for this freeware. ill have to write it but itll be only a day so tell me the OS. if you want me to email it to you then pm me your email. most people trust me with it.