why is lowes selling various thicknesses, diameters, and lengths(short) of metal pipes with threaded ends. walk into lowes to get some pvc pipe and endcaps for save noise makers and i see at the end of the aisle many many threaded metal pipes and endcaps. then take a trip to walmart, get some model rocket engines.??? :evil:

Shutup.

Well, I suggest you buy the threaded pipes with two end caps and then stuff it full of gunpowder or better yet flashpowder (stronger) abd then add a fuse. Then light the fuse and quickly... shoove the entire contraption up your ass hole. Use you finger as a plug then let me know how hard it is to type with nine fingers. Toodles.