Shotgun shells are wonderful. They can be used in almost any situation where pain or
amputation of limbs is concerned (including your own if you are not EXTRE***Y careful.
The best way to use shells, is the DoorBlam. The DoorBlam is a simple concoction of a shell
taped to the back of a door with the ignition button facing away from the door (so it blows
out against the door). Now position it somewhere where it will do the damage you want. i.e.-
near the top for decapitation, middle for slow death, or low to make the victims kneecaps
fly across the room. Now tape a thumbtack against a wall or something that that part of
the door bumps up against. Tape it to the wall so that the point pokes through the tape, and
position it so it will hit the ignite button upon impact... Its that simple. Instant pain!

congrats u leanred how 2 coppy and paste. u coppyed this word for word from the book its self. please go die fuck head

"go fuck ur dad" and im the 1 thats immature

Fight. Fight. Fight.

dam every time i look at a thread.......these two are fighting......ill quote my self for this:

"....even if you win you are still retarded."

Ortausti, every single one of your posts has either been a quote from the ACB or bitching out anyone who contradicts you. The cookbook has been posted here many times, and quoting normally doesn't help anyone.

jamb, I think everyone knows that Ortausti is copying from the cookbook, so please stop getting in fights with him, no matter how fun it is.

At least you were fairly nice about it.

ok ill try 2 keep my entertainment in the form of verbal abuse 2 a minimum=)

meow

I appologize for the inconvinience. I had quite a bit of firewater last night. Im normaly not that big of an asshole. hopfully you and everyone else will understand. I regret acting childish and hope to be friends with you all. Including you Jamb. I said some pretty harsh things last night, and for that I am sorry. I will refrain from copying things out of the Cookbook, and hopfully I can become part of your guys gongregation. Please accept my appology.

wow dude what ever jsut please never talk like that again. and trust me compaired 2 some things iv had said 2 me tats nothing. but u gota admit it was damn fun duking it out lastnight bro