Even if you did all that stuff right, the chances of you actually getting a nuclear explosion are 0, neither the american or british governments would allow the sale and distribution of weaponized uranium.
Sigh, dumbass. Not to mention this is theoretical.
Yes, but it's not like a liquid; the two solids don't become one upon contact. If you touch two rocks together they don't make a big rock. The same theory applies here.
This is probably the best analogy i've read on this site!
Well done Zync!