Alright ill post it within the week as soon as i can get my camera...

hey, I'm wondering if I could make a person speak english remotely. I've heard you can take a cell phone and call them, but I really just want a really simple way, because I don't wanna be using like a huge fucking chunk of time anyways, I'll use this message, thanks.


hahaha. sorry mate, like, talking in normal internet talk is good and all, (i.e. not capitalizing things, and not puting in '.) but your lingo is goofy. haha

HAHAHAHA! good one.

The whole remote detonation thing really isnt my department, but someone told me you could rig up something with an old t.v. remote and the reciever from that t.v.

Which would be a line-of-sight IR linked pile of shit.

SO fail.

EDIT: Crudely-made is right.

You can take the carbon rod from inside an AA battery, and file the centre down really thin (2-3 mm thick)

Then, get two 350ml bottles of coke (empty) and cut one below the middle sticker (the big label) and cut one above the sticker.

Take the larger section of both, make sure there is a cap on the top one.

Put about 3 cm or petrol in the bottom, and get the carbon stick (filed down), attach some long wire onto each end of the stick, and have a match strapped onto it, with the end (red bit) next to the middle of the carbon stick (the filed part).

Put the carbon stick with the wires on it down, almost touching the petrol, and put the top part of the coke bottle onto the bottom part.

Attach he long wires onto the (-) and (+) of a car battery (a desil one works best).

The coke bottle fills up with fumes, then bursts into flames, not really remote, but close to it. Also most of the wire and the carbon stick is re usable.

I've learned basic soldering and I have done lots of research on explosives but am yet to expirement with anything serious... I've been looking 4 basic information on making large explosives, but am yet to have luck... With any help from some experts or even ppl with minor experience in the field of weapons and pyrotechnics I hope to become a moderately saavy person when it comes to destruction and chaos...

you could be intuitive and wire a release transistor to the FUCKING call button of a cheap ass FUCKING mobile house phone you FUCKING retard...

until you're neighbor tries to find their phone using their "FUCKING call button" that runs on the same frequency and you DIE.

i used to think that shit would work...then ghost explained to me that if its at all a possibility that someone other than you could accidentally set off your bomb dont use that remote system.

i love it when people tell other people ways to kill themselves without knowing it.

although its even better when half the party knows it...

how the hell do you get a look at the book.....