I learned to make a capacitor =D (never knew it'd be simple, it's two sheets of conductive metal divided by rubber or glass) I'm not a damn woman! I'm 5'11'' 129 pounds, the nazi above me is fat >.>
Still having trouble finding a transformer (not the tv show)

Lol. Damn. YOU ARE SO MUCH MORE THIN THAN ME.

^^ The commie above me is short. ><

Alright, I have access to a transformer \o/
But I've decided to make the capacitor myself, I need an idea of how to do it...
Should I make the conductive plated HUGE but not THICK, or THICK but now HUGE? (I couldn't find much on the sizes, I just know the sizes increase the conductivity... I think that's the word)