i said push it out not paddle it out. it'll float for a while out in to the ocean before it detonates i would think. maybe tie a toy boat to it and use the boat to pull it out.

There isnt a beach anywhere near us that isnt heavily populated with people/witnesses.

also, i have a small plastic rock tumbler. but i have no balls for it. (i have the ingredients for flash powder) would marbles make sparks in teh ball mill? or will htey break if put in thier?

i think the marbles would break. they are glass after all. can't you blow up the board at night? less peopel are at the beach at night. the explosion would be more visible too. i would video tape it to post up on this site.

master you ever lit butane before? it doesnt really like to stick around, on acount of it evaporating like mad. but hey, go ahead and waste some butane. in my opinion, gasoline/petrol would work better. this sound like fun, the whole blowing up a surfboard idea, but papa, there probably arn't too many explosives big enough to blow up a surfboard with no shrapnel. unless you have some sort of c4 like explosive, cause black powder needs to be contained to blow up, so theres shrapnel there, and i doubt butane would blow it up....it might set it on fire, and that would be kinda cool, but it wouldnt blow up. HAHA y do you have a surfboard if there isnt a beach near by?

Two DW40 or AXE can bombs. Very, very, very long fuse, and a motor you don't mind losing.

There is a beach near by, just that theres always people thier.

Thats why we dont do it in front of cops chode.

heres a tip dont do it and if ye do just wear protective gear a gas mask and put a thick coat on and make sure noone is there put on thick clothinig ull live record it

or you could go buy one of those military eod suits. but they weigh like 70 pounds and cost 14000 dollars. but im sure you could come up with that kinda money somehow.

did you even read my post? did you not notice the m80s i said to use? do you not realize that those are explosives? and do you not realize that the only shrapnel those will realease is cardboard? and butane doesn't evaporate that fast, it becomes more transparent after you spray it on something. lol, you're a dumbass if you think it evaporated. it was still there, it just became trasparent. hahaha, someone's going to drop a cig and die. hahahah.