chances are you put thermite on a gas pump and light it youll get murder...not manslaughter lol

If you don't run fast enough, they'll have to arrest the splatter that was you, and try to charge that with manslaughter.

yeah, i was wonderin if anyone would notice the stupidity in that statement...


"i didnt know there was anyone near the gas pumps and i thought it was closed, so there shouldnta been anyone inside"

i get off with manslaughter, 7 years max.....yay!

In Holland, you just have to make up something psychic (you're autistic, you're suffering from severe mental psychosis (the gas station tried to eat me, so I had to kill it), of you could say you're screwed up because your daddy/brother/uncle/somebody you don't like sexually abused you). If they buy it, you'll be free within a year (if not sooner).

lmfao!!! but think cuddles, if you did get manslaughter, youd still get destroying public property, endangerment of self and others, and probably some possesion ticket of some sort for the thermite lol...still go for it, and if you get caught, plead insanity lol

im in love with the "the gas station tried to eat me, so i had to kill it line"....it's perfect for my purposes

and yeah, did i say i wasnt gonna plead insanity?

i wanna move to holland again....i know people who would probably move there with me...time to convince them and leave at 18....im sure i could get into a good college in holland yay!....gotta work on convincing them..what with all their "friends".....

lmfao cuddles...that gas station tried to eat me hahahaha!!! damn that some funny shit lmfao or you could sya it was a fire breathing dragon, you you climbed inside the belly of the beast...and blew the shit out of it

damn it...i had something to say and family guy distracted me.....mayor adam west just killed the bunny!!!

yeah....umm....something about some guy ....oh yeah...

there was a guy that took chunky peanut butter and shoved it down his underware, and when he got up on the stand he pulled out a hand full of it and showed it to the judge...he got off on insanity cuz it looked like shit and he just shat his pants and held it up to the judge...i think that classifies him as crazy (if it was shit...he's actually a genius)

claim your in the CIA when they arrestyou when they put you in the car scream at the top of your lungs YOU ALIENS WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE then slam your head on the window and knock yourself unconscience. they will diagnose you with schizophrania when you wake up

or start screaming about spiders everywhere in the car, i was sent home from school for screaming about spiders everywhere, they thought i had some flu like thingy i cant remember the name