Anarchist Cookbook - Bullshit

ehhh

Warpurlgis — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 03:11:11 GMT

I'm really finding it hard to even come on this site anymore. I think I'm going to take a break from here for a while. I will be modding Pranks and Video Games daily. I'm out

you may remember...

twenglish1 — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:59:25 GMT

if you remember a few months ago i posted pictures and video of my homemade stick welder, well i am back with an even crazier idea, i am going to take it a step further, and build a plasma cutter, if its a success i will post pictures and video here. let me know what you all think of this idea. the hand held torch part the, rectifiers and filter capacitors are already ordered, i will try to post the schematics for it, that i drew up

bigger avatars

36M — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:46:21 GMT

it should at least be 150x150

Im back

overodse666 — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:17:49 GMT

used to come to this site alot, but because of some legal reason ive been stayin away but fuck it, anyways i just got off probation after bout 9 months, and 7 months locked up. I got credit card fraud, abuse of a corpse, terroristic threats, aggravated assault, vandalism, and violation of probation... all in one case lol.....

so i wanna know whos got some fucked up or funny criminal records they wanna share

Look at this or die!!!

Worshipped — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:07:41 GMT

This is it a finished movie advert for equilibrium

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcishPg4B-s

tell me wot u think, its in like 928x628 format.

Complete bullshit

thefireisfun — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:54:57 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkPf-b-AxHs

2 kids were arrested for using Drano bombs

Does this still work?

Killigraphy — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:05:24 GMT

Take a friend with you to the DMV, tell him to fill out all the info, etc. Then use his info for your ID(Basically his name and info with your pic ID). Then apply to a credit card application(use accordingly). I had two friends who usually did this every one in a while. They would just report the card stolen.(the person giving the info)

Anyone know if it still works? It used work in 2001, haven't tried it in a while obviously.

This is what pwns looks like...

Worshipped — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:34:25 GMT

So quit saying i said i pwned you when i never said i pwned u...
http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/f25...ggyman-t32656/

Rofl, this is a dox pull. (Anarchist)

Worshipped — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:17:27 GMT

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fake id's

SoberAlchy — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 06:33:56 GMT

if u have a fake id how much was it, and where did u get it. and how legit was it?

Update

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:38:33 GMT

Me for the past whatever time.

Was in Tx. last time I came on here.
Moved to MD. Oct. 3rd.
Found 2 jobs Oct. 5th and 7th.
Worked everyday since.
Today is first day off.
Loves it.

Fun facts.
I learned to make lattes, and other assorted coffee drinks.
I still rule.
I'm a making bank. *knock on wood*
I love beef jerky!
I'm a mop.
Evil zombie bunnies. (nuff said)
Saw Paranormal activity other day. Kangaroo kicked the fuck out of the seat in front of me. and strained my voice screaming.
Saw Men Who Stare At Goats last night. Def go see. its like retarded funny. like a sort of very watered down version of fear and loathing told through the eyes of a sober bystanders goin along with the deranged freak.

Hey ya little fuckers

LNT-5265F — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 07:01:25 GMT

when's the last time i got pissed and went on one of my rants or got shunned by the entire member base?

it's been a while, wtf...

somehow, shit's finally started to settle down... i think i've successfully ridden out the storm

hmm or maybe i just gave up hahaha yah i think that's it

Xdaryl is going to prison :)

Worshipped — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 23:29:10 GMT

(spent like 10 minutes on this)
(kid is the biggest script kiddie OTA , he brags about using keyloggers roflcopta's)
Even though you are a child, it is illigal to upload or take pornographic images of minors,
(even in nelson,new zealand)

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Zombie Survival Guide

xXN0sferatuXx — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:27:28 GMT

So I got inspired by a post in religion to wonder how everyone would survive a zombie holocaust. If suddenly 70% of the world became zombies how would you survive. Personally I'd barricade myself in a Walmart. Everything you need is there: Weapons, Food, and Entertainment. So, what would you do.

De conversaci�n en espa�ol

xXN0sferatuXx — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:08:37 GMT

En este hilo, vamos a tener conversaciones en espa�ol. Hable acerca de cualquier cosa que desee, pero est� limitado a su propio conocimiento del espa�ol y un diccionario de espa�ol. Estamos tratando de practicar nuestro espa�ol y su diversi�n justa.

wtf is wrong with my alt?

ravenscar — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:22:54 GMT

i cant check my messages for my grapist account,nor can i even gett on its user profile page. it lets me logg in but i cant do anything with it, just keeps sayin:
the grapist, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

Your user account may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.
If you are trying to post in a Social Group Forum you may not be a member of that group. Please join this social group before trying to post.
Log Out Home

can yall fix it mods?

Ifs and hows:

charlee — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 06:17:58 GMT

Please answer the following questions:

Part One:
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If you could fuck any person in the world, who would it be, and why?

If you could ask Chuck Norris one question, what would you ask?

If you could kick one person in the nuts at full speed, who would it be?

If i say "grunt" whats the first thing to come to your mind?

If you could meet one dead person from the past, who would it be, and why?

Part Two
-------------------------------------------------------------------

How many times a day do you brush your teeth?

How do you sleep? (back, side, stomach)

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

How old, in your opinion, do you think is the right age to begin have sex?

How are you this fine evening?

Need advice for Fight Club plan

Jolly Rogerdodger — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:12:14 GMT

Im starting a Fight Club. Imma charge a flat fee for getting in to see the fights, and imma hold bets that ppl will place on the fights. Now, imma need some advice, on things like: prices, splitting the profits, selling additional materials at the fights, rules for the actual fights, how to keep it unbeknownst to the law, etc. Keep in mind this isnt gonna be done legally, its gonna be done back-alley brawl style, so please, keep ideas realistic.
Also, I aint lookin for bullshit and critisizm. Save that shit for someone else.
Now hop to it.

conspiracy theories

cantstopusnow — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:37:28 GMT

post any conspiracy theories you have no matter how ridiculous

- swine flu vaccine really making you wanna spend more money during the holiday season

- wallmart staged the the 2012 end of the world to make people stockpile food and water from their store

- the united states currently has a base on the moon, but it is over run with space biker gang bears

Anything you have got, let every body know whats happening

vuze accounts, if you use it

BabyDinosaur — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:26:22 GMT

hey first things first, vuze is like a limewire of torrents, its really helpful and downloads farely quickly.
so if you have a vuze account post it here and be "friends" and share torrents

Give it to me Harder

Xon — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:20:21 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bDDDid_Kew

Chaos Needs to be caused

Haka — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 03:58:22 GMT

Some of the worst people I've met, they need to be taught a lesson. I'm slowly working on things, but I can't do it alone... Help me fuck this life up any way possible..... Jana May; Eric Meyer; 1805 NE 15th Circle Battle Ground, Washington, USA 98604; 1-360-609-5597 (cell for eric)

Letz play telephone shall we?

Warpurlgis — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:44:48 GMT

The Idea
Me and Xon were talking in our hideout and thought why don't we have a game of internet telephone.

How it works?

I'll start by sending a random user a pm. They will then proceed to send to another user but only from they remember from the post, this means no copy/paste, read it then send as best as you can recall.

So who's in?

hdeuce
KusKus
Xon
JoeyxViolence
Warpurlgis
Maggotsfriend
charlee
Thorshammer
StolenDXM
a2thae
LNT-5265F
xDarryl
Dani_Valentine666
EpIcCoOkIeS

Would you 69 yourself?

i_club_midgets — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:12:10 GMT

(BTW If you are a homophobe, I'm sure that I must have upset you and I'm sorry. This thread is probably not for you. Move along to the motivational poster thread. Or whatever the fuck you people do in that really long thread. )

This is for all the people who said yes to the "Sucking Your Own Dick" thread.

Say you could travel back in time to yesterday. Or perhaps there is a clone of yourself. Would you 69 yourself.

Before you bash this as shallow and rude, I challenge you to truly think about yourself and what kind of person you are. Do you really care what some opinionated motherfucker a thousand miles away thinks about you anyway?

The Imagination Thread

exial — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 02:42:06 GMT

Lets use our imaginations, no limits. Talk about anything and everything.

If you could suck your own dick would you do it?

i_club_midgets — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:56:14 GMT

The cumshot kissing thread inspired me to ask this.

Personally, if i could perform oral sex on my self, I don't think I would ever leave my house.

There's nothing gay about masterbation right?
In fact, couldn't this still be considered masterbation?

Here is the full ghostexodus report

Worshipped — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:07:02 GMT

This is the FBI officer who arrested ghost's affidavit

http://viewer.zoho.com/docs/ev6li

worst jokes you've heard

BabyDinosaur — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:55:44 GMT

hey i am looking for people who have the weirdest most fucked up jokes ever. just post them here..
ill start.

What is the worst part about fucking 4 year olds? getting the blood off your clown costume

boxxy?

killa696 — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:22:29 GMT

who the fuck is boxxy?

i was lookin at some forum and someone said she is some annoyin camwhore or something.

howcome everyone knows her?

Dominate this website!

Granz — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 03:38:07 GMT

Mer-Fucking draw ball!
Work on the anarchy sign!

http://two.drawball.com/

xkcd is still genius

LNT-5265F — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:44:24 GMT

What to do for Guy Fawkes?

Maggotsfriend — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:00:46 GMT

Well It got me on short notice but I'm just wondering what I should do for Guy Fawkes?

What are you guys doing?

Free older version of equilibrium

Worshipped — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:49:46 GMT

I compiled all the dll's and ocx's into a self install windows cab file.(to make it easy for everyone to use)

http://uploadrobots.com/ajax.php?act...d_file&id=5710

^ Similar to this version

Followers

Shanx — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:49:55 GMT

Does Mushroomhead have a name for theyre fans? Its described at a dedicated cult following in theyre hometown or w/e but is there a name for them like how slipknot has "maggots" and psychopathic has "juggalos"?

actually, same question for suburban noize like Kottonmouth King and shit. because alot of my friends label me as a "kmk-jaggalo" (meaning im more towards kmk n shit that icp but still like them.)

maybe this shud have went under music..oh well.

IM teH BesT

DickieNormus — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:41:32 GMT

Just post threads that tell me how awsome i am :)

Chuck norris facts

DickieNormus — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:35:29 GMT

tell me all the unbelivable but true facts about the amazing chuck norres like chuck norris doesnt have a control button on his keyboard cause no one can control chuck norris lol

ShiTty CELlphoNes

DickieNormus — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:21:23 GMT

Tell me all your cell phone models that sucks dick so ppl kno neva to buy them LIKE THE GOD DAM CHOCOLATE 2's >:(

my addictions

freetibet — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 13:27:34 GMT

Am I an alcoholic?

I drink like every other day on average, and get drunk pretty much every weekend. Is this an issue or should i just keep enjoying myself?
Do you think smoking tobacco and other things is making the poblem worse?

Let me know what you think

P.S.

I would rather just smoke, but fear of the law has driven me to drink instead.

Ramen Noodles Are Delicious

hdeuce — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 05:41:28 GMT

Alright, so a few years back, living as a fucking alcoholic bachelor and after spending about a month in jail learning that ramen noodles can be made a million different ways I created a few recipes of my own, also, some people I know created some of their own, and gave me them, so this is basically a ramen cookbook. Anyone who has a recipe of their own can post it here.

BTW this is copy pasta from a thread on another forum i used to post on.

This is in Response to the "Fuck Ramen noodles" thread. Ramen noodles are cheap as shit and delicious too when cooked correctly. This thread is for college students, bachelors, and crackheads, and anyone else who lives off cheap ass food. Anyone who has cooking tips for regular old 10-15 cents a bag Ramen noodles post your recipes here. You can use other cheap foods and any spices you want in your recipes but don't add like real shrimp or chopped up steak or something like that, just cheap stuff like tuna, hot dogs, bologna, mac and cheese, shit like that. I'll start off with three of my favorites.

Prison cooking 101 AKA Gourmet Ramen

Crackhead Casserole

Step 1
cook 2 packets chicken Ramen noodles, drain

Step 2
Mix 1 can tuna fish with mayo and 1 packet of chicken flavoring salt from Ramen noodles.

Step 3
Mix the tuna fish fish mixture with the Ramen noodles.

Step 4 (optional)
mix in 1/2 can of peas, corn, or any canned vegetable pretty much.

Spicy Ramen dinner

Step 1
Cook two packets any flavor ramen noodles - drain

Step 2
Mix 2 tablespoon butter with noodles and one package of seasoning mix

Step 3
hot sauce to flavor

Creamy Ramen dinner

Step 1
cook two packets creamy chicken flavor Ramen noodles - drain

Step 2
mix seasoning packets with small amount of ***ted butter and milk until it makes a relatively thick creamy mixture.

Step 3
mix creamy mixture with noodles.

Pizza Noodles

Cook noodles

mix 1 packet seasoning in spaghetti sauce

mix with noodles

cook sausage, slice peperoni mix with sauce

mix aauce with noodles

cover with mozzerella cheese and microwave for one minute

Egg Drop

Ingredients:

1-3 packs Chicken of Ramen (flavors are your choice but I prefer chicken or beef)
2 Cups Water Per Pack of noodles
Soy Sauce
2 Large Eggs (3-4 if your are making more noodles)
Salt (optional)
Any other seasonings you can think of (ex. chives, spices, etc.)

Tools/Cookware:

One medium sized Pot/saucepan (judge sizing based upon how much soup you will make TAKE BOILING INTO ACCOUNT)
Bowl and Wisk (I usually substitute a plastic cup and fork)
Pasta Strainer (depending on how soupy you want your Egg Drop

Instructions!

Get your pot and fill it with your water, (remember 2 cups per pack of ramen). I use Ramen Brand Ramen and that's what my recipe calls for. BE SURE TO CHECK THE PACKAGE as not all Ramen is exactly the same.

Turn your stove to HIGH and set the water to boil, you can add two pinches of salt at this point to speed up the boiling process and/or cover the pot to speed the process.

Now when your water is at a rolling boil CAREFULLY! (I can't stress this enough) drop your square(s) of ramen into the Pot. Be sure to remove the seasoning packet first. Cook the noodles for 2-3 minutes or until tender and separated.

While the noodles are cooking your going to want to get your two eggs and crack them into your bowl/cup. Then get your whisk/fork and whisk the eggs until they are beaten to a solid yellow (like scrambled eggs).

When you begin to reach the 2-3 minute mark, get your bowl/cup of beaten eggs and steady it above the pot. Then get a fork or your whisk and as you poor the eggs into the pot lightly shake the whisk/fork back and forth disrupting the flow of egg so that you don't get one giant glob of egg in your soup, but rather many little globs.

When the eggs are in and the noodles are cooked turn the stove down to a good simmer and grab your spices/chives/soy sauce/ramen flavoring. Mix these in to your liking.

Once your ramen is cooked put your strainer in the sink and depending on how much "soup" broth you like in your Egg Drop strain your noodles to your liking. I like a little bit of broth to drink at the end of eating so I don't strain the whole thing.

Put it all in a bowl and EAT IT!

Ramen Sandwich

Open the top of the bag, about 2 inches.

Fill with warm water, not hot, you can't have hot water in jail

Count to 100

Drain water and extract the 2 slabs of ramen.

Pour the flavor ontop of 1 slab

Put the other slab ontop, like it's bread

Eat.

0191

Warpurlgis — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 03:06:17 GMT

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Run for your fucking lives!!!!

strangest deaths/non-deaths

Slrvertigo — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:29:42 GMT

http://www.cracked.com/article/149_5...ed-themselves/

Saw this the other day and thought this was fucking amazing lol..
Just post any amazing near deaths or death stories you've ever heard lol

Should I befriend the newbs?

Xon — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:43:10 GMT

Okay, so I was looking back at my original ACB intro thread, and believe it or not I wasn't flamed... So I feel like I may owe something to the newbs...

So I ask, should instead of flaming newbs, should I welcome them and take them under my wing.

Maybe I should raise and army of newbs... That would be one way to control ACB... Fuck, now I am thinking.. someone quick, a bucket of water before I over heat...

Anyway, vote now!

damn...

Shanx — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:17:30 GMT

so i just got back from a meeting with my school counselor and my mum about how im doing shity in school and future goals and such...

im suspended for 5 days and im just sittin listenin to benefit..which sounds pretty epic right now lmao. but anyways anyone got any ideas after this shit wears off cus ive been boredd as fuck latlyy..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6LBgZmrk7E

Funny ass pics

Slrvertigo — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:57:09 GMT

Come on people post your funny ass picture! let's see how mnay gut-busters we can post!

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When wuz teh last time everybody wuz laid..... i wanna kno

DickieNormus — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:32:49 GMT

TO LONG AGO lol

halloween shit

crazyassmetalhead — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:26:33 GMT

anyone doing anything cool?

i think i'm going to a street partry on the 30th and a concert on halloween...

i'm gonna dress all black metal with corpse paint and shit and get very drunk, should be fun.

i found the coolest fucking site ever

Worshipped — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 06:29:36 GMT

this shit has the funniest porn bloopers and random WTF shit ever.

http://www.efukt.com/2412_Who_The_Fuck_Is_Julie?.html

http://www.efukt.com/2040_The_Danger...astiality.html

http://beastwiki.com/Paola

wireless overheat

boyscoutreject — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:58:07 GMT

My internet kept cutting and i found out that the cause is the wireless receiver on my desk overheats. If i want good connection i have to hold an ice pack to the receiver. any suggestions that don;t involve buying a lot of crap?

acb pumpkin carving contest

crazyassmetalhead — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:44:15 GMT

i'm bored so let's do this shit....

hopefully the embed code doesn't fuck up.

******* src="http://www.gorillaz.com/o/pumpomatic/pumpomatic.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="700" height="500" FlashVars="type=object&name=pumpomatic&theID=11723 3&URL=pumpomatic¤tDate=31-10-2006">

fuck never mind, unless someone knows how to make an embed code work on here (for a video but it's the long embed thing)......

anyways whatevers fuck it, make one with theis link.......woulda been cool to post them on here though:

http://www.gorillaz.com/item.php?N=p...URL=pumpomatic

Video Advert For Equilibrium

Worshipped — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:00:59 GMT

Here's an video for the application Equilibrium

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl-9cuze5BI

H1N1.. yes or no?

Runner — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:59:43 GMT

I've read a few articles for and against the vaccine. I myself am not getting it.. What is everyone else's thoughts about it? For or against?? and why?:confused:

um what color do you think about

KusKus — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:35:35 GMT

what color comes to you mind
about swastika

Happy B-Day To Me Mother Fuckers

Maggotsfriend — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:28:46 GMT

You heard me Its my B-Day, Yea I'm one year off my 21st... FUCK

Updates to this site...

Xon — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 22:28:45 GMT

Okay, so I have noticed that several people have wanted updated, like working cash credits and other stuff.

So, I want to ask, do you think TA should let me co-admin ACB to get these things working because he aparantly either doesn't care enough, or doesn't have enough time. I on the other hand, do have the time and will to get this place looking nice. And working better. Not saying it doesn't work now, but, just working better.

So, Yes, or no?

Loyalty... Because I probably have none...

Xon — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 20:14:50 GMT

So, I was thinking... about forcing TA's hand...

So I was thinking some more.... I wonder, could I threaten to take ACB away form him? Like would I have a following if I say, made a nice forum and told everyone to follow me over there so that way we would have say, an updated site and if say, most of the major people wanted a theme song, we could have a theme song, and whatever...

So, this is the reason for my poll..

Anyway, i don't really think I would have any followers, so, i will change the poll just a little bit....

Let me know how you feel about it...

Note: This is all theoretical...

Pirate

exial — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 19:14:04 GMT

Hello. I was once known as exial. But no longer. He is captured. I sabotaged him. And my name... well my name is EXIAL THE PIRATE. Remember it..

Who else is a pirate?

White Pride

Maggotsfriend — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 09:54:55 GMT

I got this email the other day and I found myself agreeing with it, any other people agree with this?

WHITE" Pride�

This not only applies to the U.S but also throughout Europe and more recently in Australia . I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is.....
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Proud to be White

Michael Richards makes his point...............
Michael Richards better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld does make a good point..

This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act. He makes some very interesting points...

Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.

And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman'... and that's OK..

But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Ca*** Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink .. You call me a racist.

You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you... so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?

You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day.

You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day.

You have Yom Hashoah. You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.

You have Mobo (Music of Black Origin) Awards, yet black is allegedly a racist comment.

You have the NAACP. You have BET..... If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.

If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.

If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR lives, we'd be racists.

We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce. Wonder who pays for that??

A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.

If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships... You know we'd be racists.

There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US ..... Yet if there were 'White colleges', that would be a racist college.

In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.

You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.

You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.

I am proud... But you call me a racist.

Why is it that only whites can be racists??

There is nothing improper about this e-mail.. Let's see which of you are proud enough to send it on. I sadly don't think many will. That's why we have LOST most of OUR RIGHTS in this country. We won't stand up for ourselves!

BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!

It's not a crime YET.... but getting very close!

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saw 6

mario_0606 — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:33:16 GMT

anyone know where to watch the full saw 6 movie...looked in all the movie sites i know of

how to wipe your ass

LNT-5265F — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 00:26:12 GMT

apparently the trick is to fold the paper into a good square, not crumple it into a ball.

better ass to surface of paper ratio, i assume..

Apple

exial — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 22:28:07 GMT

Because I am a Mod

Xon — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 18:55:41 GMT

Thats right... suck it...

Hahahahaha this made mah day!

Restless soul — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 09:32:30 GMT

Quote:

Dear Restless soul,

You have received an infraction at Anarchist Cookbook.

Reason: Insulted Other Member(s)
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You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
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What a list.

Can anyone help me with my computer?

charlee — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 03:43:25 GMT

Basically, i was surfing the web, my computer crashed, and now it is stuck in a boot loop. It restarts as soon as it hits the windows xp loading screen. This is the second computer i've had do this. Im pissed as all hell. Can anyone give me any help?

Get on my horse

Warpurlgis — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:55:38 GMT

http://www.getonmyhorse.com/

What's the difference between maggot and faggot?

Restless soul — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:13:38 GMT

Maggot's got a friend!

The Great Flame War

Xon — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:53:06 GMT

Okay, so, I am tired of all the small flame wars going on and I want a big one...

So here is goes

Fuck you TAUK for not cleaning up bullshit and for being a pussy since you stoop to editing posts...

Fuck you RestlessSoul for being a complete idiot, Mental hospitals were built for you

Fuck you gheox since you never quite understand what is going on and keep on talking

Fuck you every other damn person that comes to this site thinking is all about anarchy. You are to stupid to fucking read any other intro thread and realize that you will get ass raped for "trying to be" an anarchist.... Go fucking die already, this world doesn't need you...

And fuck TA. Why, because you can pick a reason and use it.. more or less because I wanted to see the new site he talked about and he failed.... again...

The ask mass for a minique pwn Thread...

Worshipped — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:28:25 GMT

Thread name explains it all, either drop a profile id or an email to be minique pwned...

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