View Full Version : What genre would win
louied777
April 19th, 2008, 02:49 AM
Okay, if the music genre's listed were put into physical form, what genre would stand over all the slain carcasses???
I personally am PRETTY sure that Death Metal would reign supreme very quickly
ZombiegodPrime
April 19th, 2008, 11:59 AM
Personally, I would like to see the slaughter as
Heavy Metal wiped the floor with the limp bodies
of those other genres, except the war err....
the merciless killing would be over way to quickly.
blindskater2846
April 19th, 2008, 12:25 PM
yeah heavy metal would reign...reign in blood.
also metal heads usually have the most creative imagination when dealing with torturing and such.
Kasnia
April 19th, 2008, 07:39 PM
Heavy Metal. No doubt about it.
SuperSkunk
April 20th, 2008, 12:55 PM
If there was an option for techno that would be my choice because when I'm real fucked up techno just seems really brutal and makes me wanna fight.
Of course deathmetal and grindcore are brutal too man hahha yeah dude.
Warpurlgis
April 20th, 2008, 01:49 PM
Heavy Metal
CrazyCory564
April 20th, 2008, 02:13 PM
Country by far... It would just make all of the other genres depressed :p
Palm3R
April 20th, 2008, 03:23 PM
Just like what everyone else said ---> Metal...
MrMadWorld
April 20th, 2008, 08:08 PM
Personally, I would like to see the slaughter as
Heavy Metal wiped the floor with the limp bodies
of those other genres, except the war err....
the merciless killing would be over way to quickly.
That's way too true..lol.
A Deo et Rege
April 20th, 2008, 08:19 PM
Heavy Metal would win because, for one thing, a lot of it is about death and destruction. There is not even any need for the other genre to be up there.
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Rotterdamn
April 20th, 2008, 09:53 PM
If there was an option for techno that would be my choice because when I'm real fucked up techno just seems really brutal and makes me wanna fight.
Of course deathmetal and grindcore are brutal too man hahha yeah dude.
Yeah. Techno + extacy = Fight till your ass passes out. Hahah. Good times.
Kasnia
April 20th, 2008, 10:08 PM
Metals got a HUGE lead on everything else. Lol.
A Deo et Rege
April 20th, 2008, 10:52 PM
I not trying to be funny, but I thought it strange that there has yet to be a vote for Rap. I figured rap would have at least one vote, not that I'm saying they would win because Metal would grind them to a pulp then use the pulp as a dip for their chips.
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Kasnia
April 20th, 2008, 10:54 PM
I not trying to be funny, but I thought it strange that there has yet to be a vote for Rap. I figured rap would have at least one vote, not that I'm saying they would win because Metal would grind them to a pulp then use the pulp as a dip for their chips.
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Think about all of the people on the site that are active, and how many of them prefer metal over anything, especially rap. I admit, I like some rap occasionally, but I prefer metal. It's more brutal than rap is, so I think it would kick rap's ass any day.
clyde.morris0217
April 21st, 2008, 02:51 AM
Rap is OKAY...sometimes...
but it's hard for me to find any originality in rap music...the only thing I can really respect and like in rap is the tune & beat...which if that's the only thing rap is good for...I'll just listen to techno!
Rap is ALWAYS about the same things:
Money
Cars
Clothes
Girls
Gangbanging (being gangster in generaly)
Sex (which fits in with girls, probably)
Drugs
RARELY will you find any rap that strays away from those subjects...
A Deo et Rege
April 21st, 2008, 09:26 PM
I also find myself listening to rap from time to time, but it's mostly because I like the beat; I could care less what the people in the song are saying, and most of the time it's just the same thing repeated over and over. Rap for the most part has become stereotypical in that it's all the same, just as clyde stated.
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fluffysteel
April 21st, 2008, 09:28 PM
no one can destroy the metal. the metal would strike them down with a vicious blow.
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nitram53
April 23rd, 2008, 12:06 AM
what no way oldies would put you in a trance with the smooth relaxing beat and when your on the verge of being totally relaxed not even wanting to move they would come up from behind you and slit your throught
hahahahahaaahahahahaa YES
A Deo et Rege
April 23rd, 2008, 12:19 AM
Well, you got one thing right, they will probably lull you to sleep, but I highly doubt that they would sneak up behind you and slit your throat seeing as the majority of oldies were about peace and love.
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nitram53
April 23rd, 2008, 12:27 AM
na that was just there government special cover cause see its all a cover up
louied777
April 25th, 2008, 12:16 AM
Dude this is funny shit to read
nitram53
April 25th, 2008, 12:36 AM
see humanbat agrees with me kansas dust in the wind would kill everone mowahaha
"i close my eyes only for a moment and the moments gone" thats when they shank you
louied777
April 25th, 2008, 12:38 AM
lol no. It's a good classic but no
nitram53
April 25th, 2008, 12:42 AM
ok fine but otis redding - sittin on the dock of the bay would rule the world and killl evil with smooth tunage
louied777
April 25th, 2008, 12:44 AM
lol omfg no it's a good song
no "sealed with a kiss" by Paul anka would pwn the earth
jk
jimhc
April 26th, 2008, 04:23 PM
yea heavy metal, but don't rappers have guns?
Verdict
April 26th, 2008, 05:05 PM
yea heavy metal, but don't rappers have guns?
lol... all u heavy metal buffs crack me up... i don't get the point of having a forum for music when all everyone likes is one genre.
and no, most rappers don't have guns, they just "pretend" just like any other music genre "pretends" - example: brittney spears "pretends" to have real boobs. or heavy metal singers who slam and break the shit out of their guitars and musical instruments, "pretending" like they only cost a few dollars to repair or buy a new one lol... if those aren't good enough examples then I don't know what is... just because they rap about gangster shit doesn't mean they're fuckin' gun toating criminals LMAO give me a break... most of em' rap about what life is really like for a lot of people in the hood where they're from, cuz a lot of rappers came up from the hood where that's what life was all about... c'mon people educate yourselves. just cuz someone sings or raps about something doesn't mean that's the way they really are 24/7
Kasnia
April 26th, 2008, 06:32 PM
lol... all u heavy metal buffs crack me up... i don't get the point of having a forum for music when all everyone likes is one genre.
and no, most rappers don't have guns, they just "pretend" just like any other music genre "pretends" - example: brittney spears "pretends" to have real boobs. or heavy metal singers who slam and break the shit out of their guitars and musical instruments, "pretending" like they only cost a few dollars to repair or buy a new one lol... if those aren't good enough examples then I don't know what is... just because they rap about gangster shit doesn't mean they're fuckin' gun toating criminals LMAO give me a break... most of em' rap about what life is really like for a lot of people in the hood where they're from, cuz a lot of rappers came up from the hood where that's what life was all about... c'mon people educate yourselves. just cuz someone sings or raps about something doesn't mean that's the way they really are 24/7
We're not necessarily talking about whether a rapper would win in a fight against a heavy metal guitarist, we're talking about if the genre itself were to be real then which one would win in a fight.
Rasta_Man
April 27th, 2008, 01:32 AM
Love heavy shit for the raw intencity, love rap/hip-hop for the pure lryical smart-assyness.
deadfishinthesea
April 27th, 2008, 08:21 PM
lets have a rave party
clyde.morris0217
April 28th, 2008, 01:24 AM
I bet very few rappers have actually shot/murdered someone
The majority of them have not anyway...
blindskater2846
April 28th, 2008, 02:59 PM
the real question is who would win Black metal Vs Death metal?
two of my favorite genres
Kasnia
April 28th, 2008, 09:28 PM
the real question is who would win Black metal Vs Death metal?
two of my favorite genres
Well, death is in the title of Death Metal.. So I'd have to go with it.
Draykid
April 28th, 2008, 09:54 PM
Pop.
They're the one with billions of crazed fans.
louied777
April 30th, 2008, 02:18 AM
Death metal would stand victorious over all the rest of the genres...even after the rest had been slain, Death metal would destroy his own sub species in this order...
1. Doom metal (it's slug metal basically, slow and retarded)
2. Heavy metal (It's the lighter, panzier side like pantera, ozzy and black label society)
3. Black Metal (black and death would fight a long while and black would put up a vallant fight)
However, Death would stand supreme over all, it's slain foe's head's speared on a pike, and with that bloodied, victorius pike, Death Metal would stand atop a heap of bones, heads, and guts, survey the land, the domain that is now his and roar with victory...and blast beats
CrazyCory564
May 4th, 2008, 10:29 AM
Death metal would stand victorious over all the rest of the genres...even after the rest had been slain, Death metal would destroy his own sub species in this order...
1. Doom metal (it's slug metal basically, slow and retarded)
2. Heavy metal (It's the lighter, panzier side like pantera, ozzy and black label society)
3. Black Metal (black and death would fight a long while and black would put up a vallant fight)
However, Death would stand supreme over all, it's slain foe's head's speared on a pike, and with that bloodied, victorius pike, Death Metal would stand atop a heap of bones, heads, and guts, survey the land, the domain that is now his and roar with victory...and blast beats
You spent a long time thinking about all of that didn't you...
I didn't even know Doom metal was considered a real genre lol
Fuck_the_Pigs
May 5th, 2008, 02:42 AM
What did I vote for you ask? oldies. Why? because I can.
but I'm puttin all my benjamins on heavy metal in secret. :D
AlbertWesker
May 7th, 2008, 01:08 AM
Heavy Metal would certainly win. Think about it what heavy metal drummers do with their drummsticks builds great strength in their arms, the repetitive motion of heavy metal guitars also would have similar effects. This would only obviously apply if we are talking about a hand to hand fight with no other weapons!
illegal543
May 9th, 2008, 08:53 PM
louied777 you forgot speed metal. speed metal would own the shit outta the other metals. and a large amount of metal bands are fatasses who like to scream and headbang. if you put the bands against each other i would have to say country would win cause those rednecks have guns and know how to use them. but metal would be second.
Fuck_the_Pigs
May 11th, 2008, 10:56 PM
louied777 you forgot speed metal. speed metal would own the shit outta the other metals. and a large amount of metal bands are fatasses who like to scream and headbang. if you put the bands against each other i would have to say country would win cause those rednecks have guns and know how to use them. but metal would be second.
hahahahaha wow.
OMGThePeSt
June 18th, 2008, 11:17 PM
Fuck that, I am a metal head........But some real fuckin' Punk Rock owns.
blindskater2846
June 19th, 2008, 12:32 AM
louied777 you forgot speed metal. speed metal would own the shit outta the other metals. and a large amount of metal bands are fatasses who like to scream and headbang. if you put the bands against each other i would have to say country would win cause those rednecks have guns and know how to use them. but metal would be second.
No i am sorry you are completely wrong. red necks are not the only people who have guns.
Metal heads do not need guns to kill we use our fucking hands.
retarded007
June 19th, 2008, 07:51 PM
classic rocks the shit
metals also good though..
u2dum2liv
June 28th, 2008, 04:45 AM
Im having some difficulty choosing between metal and classic rock..I love both genres equally...
Viva la Guevara
July 10th, 2008, 11:58 AM
metal would def win
but classic oldies are great
BittyTheVampire
July 10th, 2008, 04:55 PM
fuck that im a fucking punk rocker and i voted for punk!
but since there arent any real punks out there anymore iŽd say metal would win
fuck i still vote for punk fucking rock!
Kasnia
July 10th, 2008, 08:37 PM
Bitty, I've said it before: it's not about the people in the music or anything, it's about the genre itself. Like, if the music could come to life, basically.
ThEyCaLLMeRiCHiE
August 7th, 2008, 12:15 AM
DEATH METAL (ScReAmZ)
Viva la Guevara
August 7th, 2008, 11:07 AM
metal would ass fuck every other genre
listen to holiday inn from snoopdog and chingy
then listen to fucking hostile by pantara
if the song came alive it would tear off holiday inn's head off and shit down its
throat
ThEyCaLLMeRiCHiE
August 7th, 2008, 11:55 AM
hey viva, this is how you spell PantEra- i just wanted to point that out cause It I THE FUCKING GREATEST BAND! YEAH!!
Viva la Guevara
August 7th, 2008, 10:18 PM
yes, i made a typo
damn it to hell
c73
August 14th, 2008, 12:27 PM
metal would ass fuck every other genre
listen to holiday inn from snoopdog and chingy
then listen to fucking hostile by pantara
if the song came alive it would tear off holiday inn's head off and shit down its
throat
Haha that's basically how it would go down. You can't fight metal. You just can't.
Cannon D
August 21st, 2008, 11:26 PM
this is going to sound cheesy but classic rock has Stairway To Heaven so i think we got god on our side or at least heaven. and Pinball Wizard would like beat u up with its balls
AlbertWesker
August 22nd, 2008, 12:44 AM
Haha that's basically how it would go down. You can't fight metal. You just can't.
Metal is truly an unstopable force.
col50
August 22nd, 2008, 07:33 PM
Death Metal FTW!
Warpurlgis
August 26th, 2008, 02:07 PM
death metal isn't exactly my favorite
TheMaggot
September 27th, 2008, 03:14 AM
Who the FUCK voted rap?!!!
SomeAssemblyRequired
October 21st, 2008, 08:43 AM
Metal and most of it's subgenres like deathcore, grindcore espicially would dominate over everything.
techtiger
October 21st, 2008, 12:32 PM
i would have to say rap... while metal is screaming and talking about how they are going to eat a liver a rapper would simply shoot... if they cant use guns, i still wouldnt want to get into a fist fight with 50 cent when i think of fighters the last thing i think of is some a rock group
Shanghai
November 27th, 2008, 11:43 AM
yea im pretty sure that metal is the most violent...
TheMaggot
November 28th, 2008, 11:51 PM
Slipknot!!!!
AvengedX7
November 29th, 2008, 12:10 AM
Heavy Metal- Decapitating mother fuckers
Pop- Getting gang banged by all the others (EVEN COUNTRY)
Country- Trying to back out then getting slaughtered
Rap-Close 2nd place behind heavy metal. They used guns tho... thats cheap
Punk- Third place. Good fighters, but not crazy enough
Classic Rock- Never shows up to fight. At home tripping balls
Oldies- Dead before it started
^ I was bored
twenglish1
November 29th, 2008, 01:46 PM
Heavy Metal for the win!!!!!, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ_mdej9vko
AvengedX7
November 30th, 2008, 11:56 AM
Lamb of God , Black Label. They aren't my favorite band but that song is sick. I'm learning to play Ashes of The Wake on Acoustic and it sounds sick as fuck
twenglish1
November 30th, 2008, 12:36 PM
sweet i don't play any instruments but im a big metal head, and i really don't listen to Lamb of God either but they are good, i really like Children of Bodom
LiveWire
November 30th, 2008, 08:15 PM
ya, metal would kick everything elses ass.
Rap would not stand a chance!!!
and yes Children of Bodom is a very good band. I really like them
superflysuperwhite
November 30th, 2008, 09:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDowVCIg8p0
id say punk for the win.
all you need is GG
twenglish1
December 1st, 2008, 12:20 PM
no heavy metal would alot of heavy metal songs are about war and killing and distruction
AvengedX7
December 2nd, 2008, 05:47 PM
Superfly it says that video is no longer available. Heres one for you... I found it hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlL5X8toXmw
I dont know how to put it on there?
Nvm thats right
superflysuperwhite
December 2nd, 2008, 08:53 PM
Superfly it says that video is no longer available. Heres one for you... I found it hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlL5X8toXmw
I dont know how to put it on there?
Nvm thats right
it was probably too fucked up so they took it off... seriously, not exagerating at all they do it all the time with him.
this should explain it well enough though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0gFYfzszBU
AvengedX7
December 2nd, 2008, 09:52 PM
Holy shit^ Cool but a little bit too insane for me
superflysuperwhite
December 3rd, 2008, 09:14 AM
Holy shit^ Cool but a little bit too insane for me
ex-fucking-actly
Mpuckett93
December 3rd, 2008, 09:34 AM
GG Allin was one fucked up guy. And has one tiny dick. haha
freetibet
January 6th, 2009, 12:38 PM
WOW.... A guy with a toddler's penis, beating people up while naked, pooping, and then covering himself with it...
I don't even know what to say to that.
Cuddles
January 13th, 2009, 11:32 AM
it was probably too fucked up so they took it off... seriously, not exagerating at all they do it all the time with him.
this should explain it well enough though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0gFYfzszBU
for those of you who care, i do believe the announcer to that is graham norton
edit: announcer/narrator/whatever you call him
Mercury
February 2nd, 2009, 12:49 PM
I would have voted for Hardcore/Southern Metal if it was on there.
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