School Pranks

[Warpurlgis]

So I was gonna do this a while ago but anyway..... So I figure everyone here has or is going to high school and I was curious and wanted to hear some good pranks for the end of the school year

[Palm3R]

At the end of the year, me and my cousin went into a class room, (this was a teacher that was a total bitch), we noticed she wasn't in there. So we took a couple sheets of kleenex outta the box and whiped out asses on them and put them back in the box very neatly. the next day, when everyone was cleaning up, and all the teachers were getting their stuf outta the desks and what not... we saw her using the kleenex. XD

We coulda done this to anyone because the kids always bring in these stupid kleenex boxes to school too.

[Magus]

A classic.

Go to a farm and try to steal 2-3 chickens.
If you steal 2, write the numbers 1 and 3 on them and unleash them into the school.
They will be looking for the third cicken forever, since they found the first and third.

If there are 3, write 1-3-4. etc. etc.

[Sionyx]

^^^
Retarded and not really all that hilarious.

Fill your teachers desk drawer up with something that either s***ls rank or is a bitch to get out.

I.E. An old teacher of mine from jr high looked like sugarbear from those Sugarcrisp commercials so me and a friend filled all of his desk drawer, filling cabinet, and briefcase up with 15 or so boxes of Sugarcrisp cereal.

Or, you could study hard and get good marks in the classes that you have with teachers you hate and prove that you are not going to turn out to be a failure at life, regardless of if the teacher tries to fail you or not.

[AlbertWesker]

I suggest you superglue things to your teachers desk. Or superglue things on the school ceiling.

[AssRot]

Get all of your friends to bust loads all over every sqaure inch of the room

[puppetmaster_x]

your all rookies, pffft i was expelled from my high school for grand theft security golf cart. me and a buddy of mine broke into the school one friday night drove the security gaurds golf cart out of the auto tech shop and cut open the fence with tin snips and drove to a party on the other side of town. then we walked back to the school (the battery to the cart went dead) and slept in the school. after this i realized GED was easier than alternative school and so thats my prank, incarceration, and how i graduated a year before my class.

[Warpurlgis]

You know the soap dispensers well at my school the have the ones were you push it at the front and its gray and white and holds the pink soap. Well at the bottom in the back thees a button and you push it and the top comes up. Well me and my friends are gonna open it and put something in it we were thinking piss or something really disgusting

[louied777]

Not the funniest, but I wrote the Fight Club rules in permanent marker on the white hallway walls for fun. I used to be obsessed with that movie.
It was fun
my buddy threw a whole hotdog at a teacher in the lunchroom and hit her in the back of the head. that was pretty priceless

[blindskater2846]

my high school has seperate buildings for most classes. so senior year during night im gonna come and chain all the doors shut so no one can get in. originally i was gonna do it during class but then i thought what if there was a fire and all my friends died lol.

[clyde.morris0217]

While the teacher was out of the room, a student reached down his pants and pull out a few pubes :D and walked over to the teachers desk and put them in her coffee cup. When she came back, she went to take a drink, and noticed and dropped her coffee on the ground and kinda screamed! :D:D Then she repeatedly said, "Who did that? Who would do that?" and ran out of the room for the rest of the hour! Too bad it was near the end of class...:(


and one thing I do everyday to get out of the routine boredom of school...

In our bathrooms, there is this little shelf that you can put your books on when you piss/shit...so I always piss ALL over that! And the wood is stained so it looks like a faded yellow, so in some cases you can't tell it's there! I only wish that I could see the reaction of someone that puts thier books in it...

[magicalmerf]

Thats sick, ban that member just for telling me that.

[Warpurlgis]

i piss on toilet paper. Or lock the stalls climb over or crawl under then piss around it so people cant get to the bathrooms

[magicalmerf]

thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Warpurlgis]

yea it is funny but im waiting for the day when i gotta go after i do it. Another one is last year we filled milk bottles up with scraps of food put them in my friends locker and let them rot then we threw them down the stairs at people we got some preppy ass chicks a few times

[AssRot]

Some kid left the gas in the science labs last day... school had to start a week late

[crazyassmetalhead]

my school is surronded on two sides by grass fields (more or less). my plan is simple: wrting a bunch of shit in that grass really big with roundup, i'll probably do that the weekend before school ends next year. then theres some other plans in progress, chaining various gates and doors shut, instigating a school wide protest, organizing a benefeit for the ho***ess at my school (with just the knowledge of the ho***ess and maybe some news media) idk basically dumb funny shit that won't get me arrested, and if it runs a risk of being arrested it has to be a misdemeanor (assualting the school from a distance with paintball guns might be a felony, i need to do some research)

[Warpurlgis]

i like doing little shit to the school but once in a while ill do something big

[magicalmerf]

I like throwing shit on the walls or on the floors to make the janitors like hell, also to REBELL!

[Warpurlgis]

last week we had a milk bottle full peaches(that looked like rotten chicken) and ranch and ketchup mixed together but my table started kicking it down the hall and some one had a good idea of stepping on it and they did and it sprayed all over some preppy chicks and the janitors ended up having to clean that up.

[magicalmerf]

Hahahahahah what was the look on those prepy preps faces??? ahahaha thats a kodak moment right their.

[smokeweed420]

You know the soap dispensers well at my school the have the ones were you push it at the front and its gray and white and holds the pink soap. Well at the bottom in the back thees a button and you push it and the top comes up. Well me and my friends are gonna open it and put something in it we were thinking piss or something really disgusting

fight club is a great movie. but about the hotdog thing at the teachers head i have a story like that. this was freshman year an one day at lunch some how all the power at the school went out so like the crazy asses we were right when they go out my friend instantly throws a fuckin whole cheeseburger. an i had a half full can of pop an i was like what ever i dont give a fuck if it hits someone. an i threw it an it ended up hitting a lunch lady in the fuckin head an she ended up going to the hospital with a fuckin concussion.

[nitram53]

i just put clear jelliton in every single toliet in my whole school a sunday night and you cant flush that shit out either you goota put it up by hand i was thinking to buy a shit load and see if i could jellify the pool

[louied777]

I want to get a bunch of friends together, take exlax and clean our systems, then stuff ourselves with taco bell in the morning, and all shit our pants with diarhea in class or shit all over the bathrooms

[Warpurlgis]

Merf the look was a priceless kodak moment and I laughed my ass off for like 10 minutes straight

i just put clear jelliton in every single toliet in my whole school a sunday night and you cant flush that shit out either you goota put it up by hand i was thinking to buy a shit load and see if i could jellify the pool
Me and my friends havecome to the conclusion that this is would awesome but impossible to do to the pool at our school.

louied777 that woould be funny to watch and think about the mess that had to be cleaned up but sick as hell to do.

[louied777]

Plus if you did that to a pool and someone jumped in, they would sink to the bottom of the gelatin and they would NOT be able to get out and suffocate. Then you would go to Prison. Forever. Raped too

[fluffysteel]

well, i pulled the firealarm then had one of my friends roam the parking lots with a few other guys dressed like gunners. XD

it seemed like the perfect trap.... till we were all expelled.

[Warpurlgis]

dude we spent a whole lunch of thinking of what to do to the pool and its just not possible to get that kinda of time. We have an auxiliary gym at my school for the wrestlers and we went there on the last day last year a couple people pissed in the corners and I managed to get scalloped potatoes and threw them at the wall then we left and took some kids book bag ripped it a part, threw his papers everywhere, smashed his deodorant against the wall, and took all the shit worth taking.

[Twisted420]

Me and two of my friends are trying to decide which of these were gonig to do:
1)Take ever door in the school off its hinges and pile them in the gym...--Disruptive much?
2)Drywall the schools office completely shut

[louied777]

Dude. those are way too elaborate and expensive
funny, but no

[clyde.morris0217]

Thats sick, ban that member just for telling me that.

I like throwing shit on the walls or on the floors to make the janitors like hell, also to REBELL!


Mine isn't any more sick than yours...and the one about the pubes...I didn't do that...I witnessed it

[louied777]

Dude that's awesome. I didn't even know you had pubes lol.
jk
Here's an idea: get you and a bunch of friends, and grow your pubes (I shave so yeah), then shave them all off and put them in a bag, regrow and repeat. Now the day of the stunt, puke and shit diarhea in the bag then dump it all over the hallway floor...GUARENTEED barf-festival

[clyde.morris0217]

you could put fake puke in your mouth and walk past the teacher and "throw up" in front of her..

[louied777]

Or punch her in the face and then take a sledgehammer to her vagina
jk but the mental image is funny as fuck

[clyde.morris0217]

lol! yea!

then dip your balls in her mouth...

[louied777]

on her smashed vaginal opening

[ddurjan]

well you see theres this emergergency power shut off for the entire school. sooo when the teachers are putting in the grades boom they can kiss them goodbye. whilst i do that i get a bunch of people to pull all the fire alarms. they wont be able to turn them into downtown that day so A's for everyone.it will be pure pandemonium. perhaps i nice fake poison smoke screen in different locations. 27 days <sigh>

[Warpurlgis]

dude i dont know about your school but my school has the teachers back their grades up on paper

So anybody got any really really good ideas of sabotage towards the teachers or janitors or just anyway to fuck the school up bad. Right now we have two Gatorade bottles full of leftover food in a locker rotting and we are continuing to add to it and we have a chocolate milk bottle full of milk that hasn't been open and has turned a red color. IDK what we are gonna do with them but suggestions would be really awesome I'm trying to make this end of the school year really fun.

[M O N G O killer]

LOl this one was the funniest shit i've ever seen lol. Ok so it's almsost end of 7th period every one is tired and just wants to get out of class right? WRONG. 5 minutes till the end of the day Fire Alarm! So we all think all right lights get turned off every one exits. we wait out side for 10 minutes Then we can go back in. Our teacher opens the door, screams and falls down all wet. The room is dark as F*ck no one can see anything. Then boom hes getting up and gets nailed with like 7 bananas. # kids in gorilla costumes run up grab him and run off. The best part our teacher is disorented And he Hate monkeys ans apes. he is terrified of them. So after all of the confusion we see his grade book on the ground And every one changed thier grades to A's lol i almost pissed my pants i was laughing so hard.

[fluffysteel]

lmfao, dude its almost the end of the year and ill tell you guys how my prank goes.

me and twenty other friends are going down to the office and putting out bare asses against the glass, mooning the principle, secretaries, and everyone in there.

[Hockeydude]

my friend and I havnt thought of much other than to lockerbox in the cafeteria, though that isnt a prank at all.............ill think of a few

i just thought of a good one along the lines of a bomb threat.....leave notes everywhere saying rly stupid stuff like "On Thursday", it might freak out alot of people



hahahahaha - to piss off ur computer teacher unplug ur mouse and keyboard and say the computer froze, then while hes trying to fix it leaning ove rur shoulder while ur sitting there, use ur feet to unplug the computer, BLAME IT ALL ON HIM (cuz he was trying to fix it), quickly plug it back in with ur feet if u can, or drop ur pencil and plug it back in, it will completly get him confused, and if u like start yelling at him (cuz he "shut the comp" off and u hadnt saved or somtin), u might get him pissed



and and just remember, b4 a test and if a sub is in, teachers are VERY stupid, I have gotten answers off the front desk of my clsses alot b4 tests and taken the subs plans (all we do is watch a movie if the sub cant find anything, and they look very stupid and confused)

[Palm3R]

What the hell is "lockerbox?"

[Hockeydude]

its a hockey / lacrosse term, unless u rly wanna be an ass to thew coach and ruin the team, u cant rly physically fight someone on the team, so when someone is pissed at another they will "lockerbox", hell most of em go on just for fun, all u do is put ur helmets and gloves on and go at it, i know it sounds pansyesh but sometimes u can rly knock the shit outta people, its wicked fun

[numerator-91]

i was witness to what some guys did last year. they went to the highway off ramp that comes into our district and un bolted the big ass sign that shows all the towns and what not. they then took it on top of a van to one of the other high schools upon which they affixed it to the front fence. this was naturally the first port of call for the local boys in blue investigating the theft of a big sign. In the end they all got caught and put on probation cos some little twat couldn't keep his mouth shut and bragged to everyone

as for what i'm doing this year, i have a few options
- write obscene messages in the lawns with roundup (we have many large grassy areas about 40 acres worth) but thats been done before
- most of the classroom blocks aren't internal they're just lines of rooms all with external doors. so i might fill the locks with some form of glue/putty
- dig some holes in a grassy patch and plant some clotheslines
- break into the sports storeroom and steal the archery supplies.
and last but certainly not least one of the guys i know from last year had built a water cannon to affix to his ute but it wasn't done in time so he is bestowing it to me and my mates for our use in my ute. note, this is one bad ass water cannon it will knock you down if you aren't ready for it, the only problem is the water storage tank runs out too quick.

but what the hell i could make some NI3 but that shit will probably go off before it gets to any practical application such as door hinges

[andrewgilbertandrew]

i dont know any but no high scool is over until the graduation prank

[Fuck_the_Pigs]

haha put vaseline all over the stairs and vegtable oil n shit all ova the floors.

Oh man and my friend's older sister's class somehow got a cow up on the 3rd floor hahahah. (cows can't walk down stairs)) and then they filled a whole buncha those little dixi cups w/multi colored water and lined the srairs and floor with them

[numerator-91]

haha put vaseline all over the stairs and vegtable oil n shit all ova the floors.

Oh man and my friend's older sister's class somehow got a cow up on the 3rd floor hahahah. (cows can't walk down stairs)) and then they filled a whole buncha those little dixi cups w/multi colored water and lined the srairs and floor with them

back when i was in my first year of high school, the boarders got two cows and five shhep from the ag plots and put them up in the school study hall whic is up on the second floor of one of the buildings. and vaseline on the doorknobs is a tried and true classic as well as trip wires in hallways.

[Warpurlgis]

I have a good plan of blocking the Jr. High section off from the rest of the school with stink bombs and other shit and then block off all the major halls of my school

[fruni]

Our school is in the forest so i made a catapult thing on a tree, I got some shorts full of shit and lit them on fire and catapulted them at the school... hilarity ensued.

[gzumaeta7]

how about you make tea in evry single toilet

[Fuck_the_Pigs]

because it would take a genius to get the idea to flush it down the toilet.

Me n my friends took dye n dyed the toletwater different colors every 10 mins when some1 asked 2 go 2 the bathroom.

[OMGThePeSt]

Watch Highschool Stories on MTV haha.....No seriously, some of those senior pranks were original and pulled off well. I was actually impressed by something MTV has recently released....I feel ashamed of myself.

[Warpurlgis]

well my school year was over today didn't end up doing anything my friends were being gay

[AssRot]

i stuffed a HUGE balloon in the toilet and tried to flush it. lol i should of taken a fuckin picture

[Warpurlgis]

did the balloon end up going down???

[TotalAnarchyUK]

Just trust me on this one, burn a Jelly Baby. Just one Jelly baby in school.

[Instant Karma]

Get like 5 cheap battery powered radios with an alarm and set the alarms all for a time when it will be the middle of a class (thats the calmest time) then if you have drop ceilings i your school push them up and put an alarm clock up their.
Do this to several class rooms, including your own, and put it on a local radio station on pull blast when the alarm goes off

[AssRot]

jelly baby? We have no such sophisticated British treats

[AMMONIUMNITRATE]

Someone should put gelatin in the toilet in layers
so it goes:

GELATIN
SHIT
GELATIN
SHIT
then put a cherry bomb in it with a fuse rigged up to the toilet seat so when you open the seat POOP & GELATIN blows everywhere and causes immense chaos !!

[Epikhigh]

My last day as a freshman, me and my friends took all our science teachers furniture in their classrooms and glued them to the cealing using rubber cement. The look on their faces when we all walked into the classrooms the next day was priceless!!!

[numerator-91]

My last day as a freshman, me and my friends took all our science teachers furniture in their classrooms and glued them to the cealing using rubber cement. The look on their faces when we all walked into the classrooms the next day was priceless!!!

no you didn't, dont be such a liar

[Epikhigh]

I'm not lying

[a2thae]

The end of the year prank I did in highschool I through smokebombs all over and superglued fire alarms shut. then I started some garbage bags/cans on fire and got the fuck out. It was cool until some bitch snitched on me...(ex with problems)

[Goodie187]

your all rookies, pffft i was expelled from my high school for grand theft security golf cart. me and a buddy of mine broke into the school one friday night drove the security gaurds golf cart out of the auto tech shop and cut open the fence with tin snips and drove to a party on the other side of town. then we walked back to the school (the battery to the cart went dead) and slept in the school. after this i realized GED was easier than alternative school and so thats my prank, incarceration, and how i graduated a year before my class.
your a fucking moron you cant graduate with a GED a year erliy you have to wait till your class graduates

[a2thae]

your a fucking moron you cant graduate with a GED a year erliy you have to wait till your class graduates

dude..he was talking about getting the fuck out of school,and then getting a GED later dumbass...

[Dierke]

I have an idea, burn the whole fuckin school down. Its tons cheaper and eisier than some of the shit you guys are thinking of.

[numerator-91]

I have an idea, burn the whole fuckin school down. Its tons cheaper and eisier than some of the shit you guys are thinking of.

no not really, my school has many free standing buildings

[Warpurlgis]

seeing as its funnier to pull pranks rather then destroy the whole school

[numerator-91]

yeah no-one wants to go to prison for arson and murder

[a2thae]

plus brick doesn't burn too well, and there is such thing as fire extinguishers/fire fighters that come. Not that fun to do, except for when your doing it.

A prank should be fun while doing it, and have some fucking hilarious aftermath.

[meat]

well if you live near somewhere you can obtain a cow... put the cow in the school.

[GREAT THIEF]

How the fuck would you sneak a cow into a school?

[AssRot]

How could you NOT sneak a cow into school?

[numerator-91]

my school has cows on site, its just a simple matter of breaking a lock into a building and hey presto cow in the building. sheep or goats would be worse because they would tear the place apart

[GREAT THIEF]

Cause there is hella cameras at my school.

[numerator-91]

they wouldn't bother with cameras at my school, too much space to try and watch. they do have security patrols though, occasionally with dogs

[GREAT THIEF]

Dogs...that reminds me I was watching cops today and this police dog bit off the dudes ear. I'd fucking sue man.

[clyde.morris0217]

about the cow thing...

I saw on High School Scandals, Pranks, and Stories (on MTV)
some kids unlocked the windows in a class before the end of the day, and snuck into the school later. Then, they opened the doors and took the school mascot, (which was a huge fucking bull), and lured it into the school and it shit all over, lol

[Curkz]

well if you live near somewhere you can obtain a cow... put the cow in the school.

Not all schools have cows but guess u could piss it off somehow :S

[Warpurlgis]

stfu curkz that was gay

[numerator-91]

clearly he assumes you do it during school hours.
retard

[Curkz]

stfu curkz that was gay

Go fuck yourself how many school's worldwide have fucking cows you dumb shit

[numerator-91]

my school has cows

[Warpurlgis]

Numerators school is the only one, unless your a fucking Amish cunt bag but then you wouldn't use a computer.

[AssRot]

Cows scare me

[Warpurlgis]

how so????

[Somechillguy]

if your school has stairs- get cow using any means necessary and lead them upstairs. if your school has a football field make a plaque that says like fuck you and bury it really obviously in the field and the next day call in a bomb threat. paint, get gallons of paint in colors of a rival school, buy with cash, and dump that shit everywhere. if you got balls an man power, steal the janitors keys, break into principals office, take everything out and put it exactly in the same way in a diff location ie field, roof, ect.. fill a room with anything just to the top like ballons or confetti or anything.

[clyde.morris0217]

Most of those^^^ were pretty good.

I like the school rival colors one. That way, everyone (usually) assumes it's a rival

Bomb threat...at my school someone wrote "there's a bomb in the school" in pencil on one of the walls in the boys bathroom and we evacuated to the middle school for an hour or two...ahh, nice break

[clashcityrocker]

thers alota things you can do in your school toilets wait for somone to go in a cubicle thing and shut the door when they start pissing you go in the one next to it and piss underneath the door into there cubicle and piss all over there shoes and trousers and if there bags on the floor youll be having even more fun.

the next thing you could do is wait for someone to go in a urinal and either
1 sneek up behind them and kick them into it causing them to put there hands out and piss all over there trousers
2 to smack there head on the wall
they cant turn round and chase you because they still have there todge out :D

or you could get a banana and slat it at there head wile there pissing
but one of the best things ive done is when someones having a piss in a cubicle get some milk or milkshake go in the one next to it stand on the toilet and tip it all over them and there cock :) they allso cant run after you because they need to finish pissing or having a shit in this case maybe

and one time when the locks were broken on the doors a guy was bending down to have a shit and just as he bent down i kicked the door as hard as i could it flew open and knoked im onto the floor and he was holding his head saying owwww ohhhhhhhnoooo and his trousers were down aswell(Y)

have funn

[Carmany]

giant flying rubber dinosaur

[a2thae]

giant flying rubber dinosaur

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[Viva la Guevara]

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lmfao


um well you could tape porn to the windows of the school
the studdent body would like it and the teachers would be pissed
every square inch of every window

[Frankenfish]

Well you could tear pages out of a porno magazine and use epoxy or a resin to cement it to the floor. They won't be able to get it up without tearing up the whole part of the floor since it'll be under a layer of clear material.

If your principle's door opens inward, I saw where some people got in through the ceiling and dumped the principle's office full of packing peanuts. They couldn't get in to get them out.

Our seniors two years ago had help from the lunch ladies and got a car into the school, welded the doors shut and poped the tires.
They also took tire rims and somehow got them over the flagpole and slid them down so it was in the middle of them.

Here's one, go and steal every single for sale or realty sign in town and stick it on your school's lawn.

Break a main water pipe. School got canceled for three days for that!

[clyde.morris0217]

I'm liking the tape/glue porno to the floor/windows. I could easily do that, If I had that much porno mags...

[numerator-91]

bins behind the newsagencey at the end of the month when the new magazines go into rotation. it's a goldmine of porn and other what not

[chickensgocluck]

Release animals into the ceiling.
Lots of animals.

I don't know about you guys but my school has those square tiles you can just push up...

This will be my senior year starting soon, what I want to do is get a fuck ton of small animals and put them up in the ceilings during the night.

Throw bird feed all over the parking lot the same night to try and attract as many birds as you can(Seaguls for me, as I live in florida). The birds will flock there in masses if you have enough and they'll shit everywhere.

Alternitavley you can mix it with rice and you'll have dead birds everywhere which is kind of gross but still effective.



Also an idea, you can cover things in stickey notes. Buy like $50 dollars worth of stickey notes and just cover things with them. Doors, windows, vending machines, tables ect ect.

[Viva la Guevara]

only if you put rats or rabbits up there
because they wont break the tiles because there light and bunnies reproduce fast
but how much money does an animal cost?

depending on what your buying its still going to be alot of money in large amounts

lmao last sentence sunded like im dealing animals

[chickensgocluck]

IM not going to buy shit.
I'm gonna let the rich kiddos do that. Maybe i'll start breeding bunnies in my garage for the end of the year O.o

Careful dealin that's some sketchy shit.

[clyde.morris0217]

Well, the thing about the animal one is that they might suffocate in the ceiling. It IS florida like you said, so they could have heat stroke...and they would stink up the place! Yeah! that would work. Get rats. Lots and lots of rats. You could probably get them and say your gonna feed your snake, but I doubt any pet store has rats in bulk.

only if you put rats or rabbits up there
because they wont break the tiles because there light and bunnies reproduce fast
but how much money does an animal cost?

depending on what your buying its still going to be alot of money in large amounts

lmao last sentence sunded like im dealing animals

Yo, i know this guy in queens. He's pretty pricey, but he's got some high quality mechandise if your willing to pay. lol, jk

[chickensgocluck]

Lol. I don't think i'd be buying any of them.
Probly just catch them or some shit in the forests.

Sneaky rats are everywhere.

Cheese n Lettuce ftw?

[Shanx]

Go original and just food fight, mosh at a dance, that sort of stuff

[Shanx]

oh yeah btw, if everyone gets in trouble, they cant punish you all lol

[clyde.morris0217]

oh yeah btw, if everyone gets in trouble, they cant punish you all lol

lol, that's true, but if ONE PERSON decides to bail because they're too afraid of getting in trouble, then another person will, and another...and you'll have a whole skew of people that don't do it, then there will be little enough people to punish.

Also, if a lot of people do it, then they can cancel the next school dance or something

[chickensgocluck]

Oh yes they can.
I assure you, they can.

[Skull Girl]

(Dude, the icon for the thread is from Bite Fight... The Voodoo Shop thing... woah)

There's this huge tree out in the front of our school, and so now, to all of the kids who know about this prank, it's now known as the Condom Tree. Three years ago (or something like that) these guys bought (and wasted) a whole box of condoms just to throw them up into the tree branches. There's still one there that the staff haven't noticed yet

[Shanx]

Thats kinda gross..but funny lol

[Skull Girl]

Yeap I watched it. The P.E. coach was standing right there too xD

[Skull Girl]

I'm all up for moshin at a dance xD I can get Anthony, Alex, Mason, Hannah, Joey, Justin, Tyler, Casey, and Tiffany to mosh

Dude, Shanx I love your avatar, it's awesome xD

[Shanx]

haha thanx

[power player]

i knew a friend who broke into there school and trashed the place, theres this big hallway thats kinda steep and they rode chairs down it and through the wall. they took every fire extinguisher in the school and set them off in a teachers room they hated and after they were done there was fire retardant sand up to their knees that got in the computer and they put some in the air conditioner and when the teacher turned on the air the room was covered in sand again lmao. now there are cameras and a security guard in the school

[numerator-91]

theres a nightly security patrol at my school. they have been known to have dogs on occasion. they dont work for the school, they're a private security hire agency

[ramalamafafafa]

well, during my time at school, me and a friend copped all kindsa shit from oppresive Authority Figures and ignorant-Moron students. We found a great way to fight back was to break in to science labs and steal all sorts of useful shit. a wierd-mini stove to cook weed resin on, chemicals, and about 2 grand worth of other useless shit. Pissing all over the staff room door repeatedly is somthing im fond of.......We used to blow shit up during lunch.........bin fires.......be creative, Its PHUN!..............(bet you can guess i no longer attend this school!).

[Viva la Guevara]

you have a night gaurd....jesus my school cant get a regular guard haha

[numerator-91]

its not every night, just most nights. security is at its heaviest during special events and at the end of the year.

[DoG MikkyW]

My last day as a freshman, me and my friends took all our science teachers furniture in their classrooms and glued them to the cealing using rubber cement. The look on their faces when we all walked into the classrooms the next day was priceless!!!
you are beyond fucking moronic, it wouldn't work.. furniture in a school? Yeah, maybe chairs, but here is what blows it... RUBBER CEMENT, that shit is weak as fuck and takes for ever to dry, I've used it on my fucking neck for a magic trick called SAW.

[Viva la Guevara]

put paint trip mine grenades randomly througout the school

[power player]

i know the trick ur talking about DoG and the version i have uses stick glue, rubber cement might do it but ive never seen a classroom that didnt have a tile roof

[DoG MikkyW]

still wouldn't work... what classroom has furniture? If they are talking about chairs, maybe with super glue, but rubber cement? No, definitely not, it's name doesn't mean it's hard as cement. It would not work. fail.

[numerator-91]

the little punk just wanted to sound hardore and extreme.

[DoG MikkyW]

the little punk just wanted to sound hardore and extreme.

indefinitely

[ramalamafafafa]

HA! school i went to had slanted roofs, most of which were about 20 feet of the floor!

[numerator-91]

you go to school in a barn?

[ramalamafafafa]

HA! Some of the classes were built with "regular" roofs, most of em are those retarded ones with collapsable walls and super high roofs..........roofs with windows.....

[DeadStar]

this may seem hard but bear with me.

You need to sneak a mattress into your school. That's the hard part. The hardest. If you can do it on a weekend or something, go for it. Anyways, throw the mattress in the school pool. It'll absorb a shitload of water, and then sink to the bottom of the pool. They wont be able to get it out, because it'll be too heavy, so they will have to drain the pool to get it out.

Actually you could do this for a regular pool too. It would be harder to get caught too.

[clyde.morris0217]

that mattress one is a good idea...not all schools have pools (fuck rhyming) though.

[Warpurlgis]

Yea I made the end of school one so I felt obligated to make one for a new school year and plus we need a new discussion.

I have 18 acres of land and I thought to go to a field on my property and catch a shit load of grasshoppers and letting them go in the school. But I don't know because I wouldn't want to make the mentally retarded janitor have to clean them up.

[numerator-91]

yeah that would just be mean

[Warpurlgis]

I know its one of things I couldn't do to my school

[rossim22]

If your school has a second floor like most, just lead a few cows to the top. They go up stairs very easily, but not so much downstairs. :D

[Warpurlgis]

we have like a hallway as a second floor

[c73]

Get into the teachers computers and lock them up or fuck up their system, they can't make the mentally retarded janitor fix that.

[AlbertWesker]

Bring a lighter to school and set papers on fire in class.
Write on the chalkboard with a crayon and the dry erase board with a permanent marker.

[Warpurlgis]

Know what I'm gonna fuck the bathrooms up to beyond belief.

[numerator-91]

thats just the kind of thing the retarded janitor will have to clean up.
fuck with complex systems like computers or wiring

[clyde.morris0217]

Hmm...we seem to be covering old ground here (with the cows and the obliterating of the bathrooms)

[numerator-91]

should just have one merged school pranks thread

[Warpurlgis]

Its more dangerous doing pranks on the first day of school though.

[Mallack]

So, do you feel schools fucked you over for the last time? Well, then good luck, I looked in to breaking and entering. So have fun with the information provided as long as you don't blame me for your stupidity if you get caught.

If your school has a Baseball field like mine, you will most likely have giant grates facing the fields. If you don't, there should be another way up, be creative, look for ladder type things, low roofs, and even piping (Hard shit to climb)

These grates can be used as ladders, if you can't reach it, or have trouble climbing it, use the wall it's connected to, but be careful, these can be noisy.
If you can't reach the bottom of it, you'll have to find another way up, it's possible to use a tall fence that is used in Baseball, just gotta think about it logically

To actually get in to your school you should have good lockpicking skills or good luck. As most schools have Hatches on top of the main hallways that lead in to a teacher workroom for janitors, when you use one of these, try and cover your fingers (Yes, cops may dust the hatch). RARELY will these be locked, but there are usually a lot on top of the roofs, just have to explore it first.

If your school does not have these grates, it can be much more complicated and usually differs from school to school. There are several rules that you should follow when attempting to break and enter your school
1: THE BIGGEST RULE: ITS BETTER FOR THEM TO THINK YOU WERE THERE THAN FOR THEM TO KNOW YOU WERE THERE
2: Remember Camera spots, be very careful around these
3: Always, always, always have a back up plan, if the grates you entered by are being blocked by Law Enforcers, you have to find a safe, secondary route.
4: If an Alarm goes off, cover your face, there is a reason for the Motion sensors in schools, they look like they'd be a light, and usually have a blinking light, these are something you need to watch for.
5: Usually all Entrance/Exit doors are linked to a motion sensor, so do not even touch a door for risk of setting off an alarm, however, if this does happen, dash through the door and escape out.
6: Have a safehouse near target school.
7: If you do get caught (Which you shouldn't have unless you're a fucking dipshit) try to make a backup plan why you were near the school when the alarm went off. However, if you got saw exiting the school, you're fucked, no if's ands or buts.
8: If you do plan on actually stealing from your school, be subtle, don't steal fucking 3 computers or 5 calculators, steal little each time.

You might ask yourself, what point would anyone have in breaking IN TO school when most of us are trying to get out? Think about it, you could switch chemicals, Virus computers (Don't use your usual login info, use your enemies) Wreck Electrical systems (Usually there are breaker boxes) And with most pranks there are a lot more risk in doing it during the day.

Whatever the fuck you do DO NOT DO THE STUPID SHIT THESE GUYS DID

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD3DuMrWWNs&feature=related

Breaking windows = No
Running Back in = No
Failure to have a backup plan = No
Setting off an alarm = Fail

I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY IN WHAT YOU DO WITH THIS INFORMATION.
DO NOT COUNT ME RESPONSIBLE IF YOUR DUMBASS GETS CAUGHT DOING THIS STUPID SHIT.

[Warpurlgis]

This guy knows what he's doing.
Nice tips thanks for them.

And what fucking idiots. They all FAIL

[Mallack]

This guy knows what he's doing.
Nice tips thanks for them.

And what fucking idiots. They all FAIL

I've done this about 21 times now (Cops came only on Superbowl weekend), every time take a little bit of the school with me, I think the biggest thing I ever took was a Computer lab CPU, I had to pick the lock to actually get in to the room though.

One thing I forgot to mention is that this must be done

1: When no cars are in the parking lot (Check hourly if you have planned your break in, if it's been there for at least 4 hours, then It might be safe, but if you do foresee this being a problem, check the parking lot hours before the actual break in)
2: Do this after midnight, less risk.

And if possible, try to get some friends, so if cops do come, pull the animal trick and outrun them. :P


Oh, and if you have trouble transporting heavy things, you could (At high risk) Bust out the door, put the stolen object somewhere, and come back the next day and retrieve it (Possibly set up a Camouflage Box in some bushes, then put it in there, extre***y hard to see unless you know it's there)

But, please, for the love of god, Don't get caught, Breaking and entering is a FELONY and with Trespassing, theft, and Breaking curfew added to the charge, you'd be in for a world of sh*t.

[AlbertWesker]

What fucktard came up with the idea of curfew?
What did you do with the CPU?

[Mallack]

The fucktard who decided that curfew should be legal is the same dumbass who decided that a 1 year difference means you can buy alcohol and cigarettes.

As for the cpu, my school has some of the highest quality in the District, so I pawned that off for a good 80$ (Shitty price but I got it for free)

[Warpurlgis]

yea nice
what kind of CPU was it?

[ramalamafafafa]

A friend and i broke into my school a few times............got busted once. We were baked on these occasions, so things were sort of Break-And-Enter. Our school (was) cheap, so the security was Almost Non-Existant. We stole everything we could carry, Everthing From a cool science-lab mini oven thing, to a few dozen pairs of scissors! we wound up with three bins of shit (we stole bins to carry the stuff in).

[numerator-91]

my school was fairly trusting. the only security system they have is the locks on the doors and the occasional nightly patrol. but that has more to do with the layout. 100 acres with groups of clustered classrooms not like your american multistory buildings. although we do have a couple two story buildings. very unique design, look it up- Chevalier College Bowral

[Buddha]

it's into
asdf

[Warpurlgis]

i wish this dude would get back tome on the CPU

[Mallack]

http://www.briscom.com.au/images/delloptiplexgx280lcdtower.jpg

One of those, turns out they aren't as good as I thought but I guess it pissed the school off because they changed the computer lab's lock.

[rossim22]

LOL! One of the four teens had a BB gun. WTF is he doing to do with that?

[Badminton4Life]

What fucktard came up with the idea of curfew?
What did you do with the CPU?

I think curfew's great less people to see you.

Poor JFK schools always housing minorities then being scorn by them what a great name to crappy schools. Kinda like MLK roads.

[honse246]

ok this is old and simple if u can try to walk home to school
BUT most of the teachers don't leave until like an hour after u do
sooo (try to hide your face in case of cams) take a quick stop in the parking lot and put sugar in the gass tanks of the teachers u hate!! and if u rly dont like um
potato in the tail pipe yeh

[RAV]

something i have always wanted to do is rig all the lockers or doors whatever with smoke bombs so that everyone's shit gets dusted. i guess it would work best if you have indoor lockers, sadly my school is not enclosed.
maybe set up the whole classroom on the roof?
This coming year is my senior so i have to do something lol

[a2thae]

LOL! One of the four teens had a BB gun. WTF is he doing to do with that?

You can kill people with a BB gun. Just shoot em in the right place. Also hurts like fuck when shot in the ribs etc. You can kill people with damn near anything.

[rossim22]

You can kill people with a BB gun. Just shoot em in the right place. Also hurts like fuck when shot in the ribs etc. You can kill people with damn near anything.

Yeah but he was probably charged for having it on him also lol. That's what's embarrassing.

[Warpurlgis]

ok this is old and simple if u can try to walk home to school
BUT most of the teachers don't leave until like an hour after u do
sooo (try to hide your face in case of cams) take a quick stop in the parking lot and put sugar in the gass tanks of the teachers u hate!! and if u rly dont like um
potato in the tail pipe yeh

I'm not sure I could be wrong but I thought they disproved the sugar in the tank shit on mythbusters

[numerator-91]

sand is much better, tis insoluble in octane and will clog the filters and what not

[Warpurlgis]

yea lol......

[chaostheory89]

Vaseline on all door handles, fish or meat in hidden areas, tape stink bombs to any light but liftable item, when they are used, well, you know what happens

[straightedgepunk123]

Me and a friend broke into some other random school a few days ago. Hopped the fence and went straight to the athletic shed and broke the frame of the door with a crowbar. Then my friend had a baseball bat and smashed all the windows out. This was after we sufficiently tagged the school with Crass lyrics. Anyway he broke a window close to a door and we unlocked it and went in and smashed a few computers. Then we left and threw a molotov back over the fence. All in all a fairly productive night. In retrospect it was pretty lucky that the place didn't have an alarm or night guards.

[Warpurlgis]

yea everyone knows what but such n00bish tomfoolery from you

[Warpurlgis]

damn lucky

[npa4863]

if it snows were u live u can plow snow in front of the doors... or tie a pitbul to the door


i know the snow one will get u out of school. ice the locks if u can.


put a chick(s) in a locker(s)

[marcraft]

pour chlorine and bleach into a toilet (DONT GET CAUGHT!!!!) first week of school , no school ^_^ cause they have to replace the entire ventilation system.

[iCheat]

i love this prank because school gets shut down and no one can get into trouble

take 3 chickens (or baby greased up pigs)
put a number on each chicken like so
chicken #1=1

chicken #2=2

chicken #3=4

im going to do it as my senior prank last year while the principal was on lunch break they put 5000 sticky notes on her car lmfao she was pissed but kinda good sport about it... she had the non-english speaking janitor put sticky notes on the kids's car and their parents bitched cuz the cars were like beamers n shit
(i go to a rich kids school, although im not rich)

[Warpurlgis]

yes everyone know of this now shut up for your own sake

[Slawter]

I would totally try to prank my school at night, but its literally right next to a prison that has a max. security part.

[chaostheory89]

Just look at it this way; you don't have far to go if you get caught

[Slawter]

tis true. still would suck tho.

[Warpurlgis]

yea it would...

[m1cr0cuts]

what we did was we used to put brass thumbtacks on my ag teachers chair
plus we used to super glue everything to chair table and even got a chair on the wall once with superglue
he also had a white board and we replaced his markers with permenent ones
and he used to have cross words and we used to steal them and write crap in them

not good ideas but it was year 9 and we did have alot of fun that year

[Warpurlgis]

yea nothing new or exciting

[RAV]

Hey I wanted to hijack the school PA system. This is probably going to be done at the end of the year but i want to plan it now. I was wondering if it would be best to use a frequency, changing a radio (if so how would i do this), or to find a phone that i can double jack a phone and set up my own phone and just dial in, but then i would have to get into the school at night. Suggestions or other ways??

[meat]

well i know back in elementary school when i had to do the announcements every morning through the pa we used a phone. they dialed some number to make it work. i don't know if they still use that system as i don't have to do announcements anymore, but if they do just find out that number and go to an empty room with a phone and you're good to go.

[RAV]

i know that they do the announcement through a phone but i am pretty sure that the only feed comes through the principal's office. I really don't want to turn a small prank into breaking and entering. Yes its my last year but i can also go to jail.

[meat]

oh. well my high school is new and has alot of new technology. we do announcements by closed circuit camera, it displays on a projector in every room. man it would be hilarious if someone streaked across the "studio."

[RAV]

well we wanted to go one day where we just hijacked the PA system and played music on it all day.

Another we wanted to hijack my school's TV. It is closed circuit. Then we want to have poster cards that say random stuff, while we wear masks and act all undercover and stuff (we don't say anything). Then leave the cards around the school the next Monday, because the TV is on Fridays, which have clues that lead to nowhere.

But I just need to know how to do all this in a way that it would not lead back to me.

[RAV]

for the video they do it all digital. So is there some way i could remote access the computer and make it so that when it tries to play their disk or file that it plays mine instead?

[Shanx]

I was about to suggest that. Just pre-make a tape and get it to play. Although, Im not really sure how all that stuff is either. Back in 8th grade they used a phone too but I just got into highschool so I dunno.

[RAV]

i need to know how to upload the video onto the computer without entering the room, because people are always in there. It would be hard to do all that with a couple of seconds that i could get as a distraction

[ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret]

this sounds like you got the idea from MTV's high school story's

on that note i remeber we had "morning news" where it was pretty much pre-taped and then played with a VCR(i kno our school was cheap) but so some kids pretty much just switched it with a porn and we got to see a good scene of a guy jerk off into a girls face let me tell you quite the riot!! we never did get to see the morning news since that day not at least another year

[RAV]

mine is digital and I don't know if it is saved on the computer or if it is on a disk. If its a disk it might be easier, but then again they can just stop it. This is why I was thinking that I could cut part of the wire coming out of the AV room and insert my own cable then wiring from a remote or something. I want to make it hard for them to cut it off. Same with the PA. Just imagine music playing all day.

I don't watch MTV, its for stupid brainwashed america.

[eritas]

for the gluing shit to walls, cieling, floor
use liquid nails
crazy strong adhesive

[Shanx]

Im not sure what the material is called but if you have those tiles in ur ceiling at school, i used to always throw pencils up and stick them in there just for the hell of it,

[Warpurlgis]

umm I think it fiber glass

[RAV]

are you talking about those tiles that are like cardboard and have all those little holes in them? Because I did the same exact thing, when I was a freshman in high school.

[onthejon55]

at my school we have a side street where all the sophomores park so i was thinking about painting the curb yellow and hanging "no parking" signs along the fence next to the street so they all hav to park like 2 blocks away nd walk

[twenglish1]

its pretty lame but here at my school me and a few of my friends covered every square inch of the bathroom with piss soaked toilet paper

[Warpurlgis]

yea thats a classic bathroom one

[twenglish1]

yah we had alot of fun that year

[Warpurlgis]

So right now I have a dick sub for a couple days. He's subbing for a Crafts 2 class we can't do anything till the teacher get back so we were playing around with things then he yelled at us.(cause he is a fag) So yea he thinks he is cool and he thinks R&B is rap. He was talking about his 2 years of dance class in college. I've been giving him smart ass remarks and acting like I don't care about what he can do. Basically I left powerless but I want to make him retire or quit subbing.

[Warpurlgis]

My school has some pretty decent subs, but there are a couple dicks. Basically post stories and ways of torturing subs.

So last year we had a shortage of subs and most times we would have like 1 sub in the large instruction room taking over like 2-3 classes at a time. So last year the drafting class was in there and the jocks were playing rollers coaster with the chairs and they finally fucked it up enough that it just broke of the bolts and they all toppled over. I was in there twice and the last time I was in the room that day the sub was r9ock back and forth in a chair mumbling to herself and about to cry.

[numerator-91]

just cut yourself during class and tell the other teachers he convinced you it was the only way out.

[Durandal4]

I dunno about that but our schools got some awesome subs.

My favorite sub turned around and said "Have at it" and let us do what we want. We totally hated the teacher so we poured Elmer's Glue into all the electric sharpeners, hot glued the lense to his projecter, took every remote control (about 6) and every stapler and put them in the janitor's trash can. We also took gum and shoved it into the disc tray of his 5-disc DVD player, stole his drill bits, the mice to his computers, and put tacs in his chair. (It had some kind of cushion on it and we managed to fit them underneath it)

Of course we had done this while she played solitare on the computer, but even if she seen, she wouldn't care.
I think the only time she ever got mad that day was because there was almost a fight.

Afterwards, because she said we we're so good, she let us write up our own report to the teacher.

^True story, we had 90 min of fun and 90 min of hell the next day when he came back.

[Shanx]

haha the best sub i had didnt care wtf we did either. we just all chilled and talk and played catch with a kickball and we were also throwin markers everywhere at each other. he just sat at his desk with his feet on it. XD

[crazyassmetalhead]

had a sub in art one day in 10th grade.....hated the regular teacher and that particular sub....

went on a little vandalism spree, stapled some wood tables, smeared ink on a white plastic table.....idk was a while ago.........but then i found the carving knives, stabbed a few tables, and decided to fuck up some styrofoam pears. then i put the knife back.

got caught stabbing the same pear with the end of a paintbrush a few minutes later, sub must have caught me doing that, cause i got a referal from the teacher the next day.........ended up getting suspended for "destruction of school property" and i was instructed to pay for the styrofoam pear......didn't by the way
so ya i get caught doing less than a dollars worth of damage, fun day

[deathlord888]

some stuff i have done is cover the chalk boards in different names of STD's

and today we got our teacher to read "i am sofa king we tar did" to the class

[twenglish1]

or if you school has cameras (like mine) look at it and flick it off of take your clothes in front of it or something you would get in trouble for and say the teacher threatened you to do it

PS: its kinda lame but it might work

[Revolant]

This only works if your school desks have like those hanging baskets under them..... if you lick ur fingers and sop them up enough then rub them on one of the poles on the hanging basket, you will start to feel a vibration and after just a few seconds it will start to sort of like hum or wistle in a way...trust me this will annoy the fuck out of them...!!!

Happy Pranking....:D

[Warpurlgis]

nah we don't have cameras. I'll get him back someday

[twenglish1]

nah we don't have cameras. I'll get him back someday

lucky are school is on constant surveillance 24/7 inside and out it sucks everything you do is on tape except the bathrooms and locker rooms

[Warpurlgis]

yea we only have cameras in the entrances so the administration office can let them in

[Recon313]

The good ol' "Switch-a-Roo"

In order to do this you need an IQ over 80 and power tools, Now depending on how your schools parking lot is set up and how well you can be seen will determine how well you can pull this off.

The Plan:

So to begin you need to scope out the visual aspects of the lot. You need to find every possible angle that you can be seen from. If its in a wide open area where you can be seen easily than i recommend you do not do this. Lets begin shall we? so what you wanna do is identify who you wanna fuck with, soon as the chain is started chaos will being to brew so if you plan on attacking a select few of individuals then this is not for you. I personally like creating a chain of 10-20 cars as it makes a big laugh.

The Process:

we will begin by finding our starting car (preferably a teacher or a student you hate) now take your Drill and unscrew the plate, Now find another car and unscrew that plate. place the first plate on the second car and the second plate on the first car. Now if you have enough time and the balls you can do this to a lot of cars and cause a huge cluster fuck. Now that you have switched the plates find a public phone and call the local Police station and tell them you found a car and you think its stolen, don't forget to tell them the plate number. Now that the authority's have been alerted sit back and watch the fun. This prank is a lot more enjoyable when you switched 10-20 plates as soon as 1 plate gets called in that wont match the car that you took it off causing a chain reaction. I hope you like this idea as i have done it and gotten a great laugh off it.

[Anarchist Robin Hood]

If its digital video you might wanna use some basic hacking and plant your video in the schools feed (checkout the hacking forum). Can't be that hard, i once took down my schools internet blocks for a whole week with my friends PSP.

[numerator-91]

basic hacking? what may that entail or do you have no idea?

[Anarchist Robin Hood]

i have no REAL experience with hacking (thats why i suggested asking someone with knowledge of the subject in the hacking forums) but i managed to upload a simple virus onto my schools server computer that stuffed up our internet, now if RAV's school firewall is that bad too then he shouldn't have any problems with hijacking the PA.

Also if your school uses pre-recorded announcement messages just switch the dvd/cd/file with whatever you want. File security in school is a JOKE.

[Anarchist Robin Hood]

For R.E. my class was watching a really crap movie on Jesus and when we came to the crucifiction scene my substitute (who normally is a science teacher) threw a tantrum about how crap the movie was and how you could spot the fake blood and everything. Seriouslys she just lost it, i think she has some mental issues.:)

[deathlord888]

k what does that have to do with the thread?

[RebLead]

Im planing to do the same thing, although I think my plan is easier. what im planing to do is find the main cable, the one that conects to all the PA systems, and splice myown system into it thus taking control of all of the speakers. Im pretty sure this will work seeing as the PA system is just a series of interconected speakers. Any one see the problem with this plan?

[RAV]

i'm trying to figure out how to do this with the least amount of suspicion leading back to me. I don't want to get fucked over when i'm applying to college

[Warpurlgis]

nothing nothing at all.

[Warpurlgis]

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That is like my school the top is the football field, the left is the senior high part, the bottom is the junior high part, and the right is a major road, and the o's would be the parking lot. I doubt I can fuck around in the parking lot

[deathlord888]

at my school someone one wrote in all the bathrooms "this school will rain with bullets"
idk if that counts, kinda taking it far

[Ghostfacekiller]

We had a sub in Auto class one day, they are not allowed to let us in the shop but we convinced him we could beany ways. That happend to be the same week we had the principles truck in the shop. we welded the truck to the car hoist really fucking good. we stole his new tires he just go t put on the truck and put on some really shitty ones. Weled the lugs on too. pissed in the radiator and sugar in the tank. xD couldnt use the shop for a month and never had a sub again

[Warpurlgis]

that might be a little far

[mategomez]

apparently ping pong balls are next to impossible to flush down a toilet. so take a huge crap and put a bunch of ping pong balls in it. someones going to have to reach in the toilet and take them out

[twenglish1]

or take a crap in a toilet and fill the toilet with gelatin

[the nuker]

last year one of my friends at the junior high took a bag full of dog shit and lit it outside the front office during school and the principal went to go stomp it out and got dog shit all over himself and my friend got away i wasnt there because i was at the high school in 3rd period

[BlankName]

im thinking of getting a shit load of vasaline, and putting it on every single door...
that would fuck up alot of peoples day

[ramalamafafafa]

Naaaaaaaw, thats just dumb, and has been suggested a bunch of times.

[Warpurlgis]

Vaseline on the windows can't get it off easy

[Seanson]

Our local college is home to a number of unique local sculptures, each from a different artist and each with a different meaning. I thought it would be fun to change the meaning of one.

In the front of the college is a sculpture that was installed a few years back by a former student, who now has disappeared into obscurity. The piece contains a number of stucco covered wire mesh human-like figures, about 10 in total, all varying in size from infant like to giant sized. I`m not sure if anyone here has heard of Omar Khadr, but he is a Canadian citizen who was arrested in Afghanistan after American troops raided his village and killed his father, along with everyone else in the village. During the raid an American soldier was killed by a grenade, a number of troops have testified that it was Khadr who threw the grenade. Omar, who was only 15 at the time of the incident, was detained and sent to Gitmo. He has now been there for almost 6 years, without rights and without a trial. The Canadian government, under Steven `Douchebag`Harper have abandoned him and left him at the discretion of the American military.

As of now, a number of soldiers in the unit that attacked the village have come forward and said that Khadr did not throw the grenade, but because he was the only survivor they used him as a scapegoat. If Khadr is convicted of his alleged crime he will most likely be executed. But because of his age at the time he should be classified as a child-soldier at the most. The UN has declared that child-soldiers are to be rehabilitated not executed. Yet the USA has repeatedly refused to try him as a child-soldier or allow him to return to Canada to be tried.

A large majority of Canadians in my region have little to no knowledge of the Khadr story, so in the spirit of injecting a dose of humanity into the city i used this as inspiration for this demonstration.

After spending a large amount of time pretending to be a Fine Arts student measuring the statues for a scale model project, I went and purchased a large amount of bright orange hunting fabric and a large amount of black fabric. With which i spent almost 3 weeks cutting and sewing the pieces together to to resemble the suits worn by Gitmo detainees. Each sized to each of the sculpture pieces. After the hard work of sewing a friend and I visited the college at 430 am, during shift change of the rent-an-RCMP, and placed all the pieces on each of the sculptures. Along with the new duds I placed a sign that my friend had made which read, BRING KHADR HOME, that we staked into the ground five feet from the nearest sculpture facing the main parking lot.

The next morning was a gong-show, the local RCMP had shown up by the time I ventured to class and had begun interviewing the security guards. In all the prep work I, and my friend, had done we had neglected to check for cameras pointing into the back parking lot of the college, where we deployed all of our gear from. The camera clearly showed me and my friend pulling tons of material from the back of a 1991 Toyota Tercel, and untying a large sign from the roof, which clearly read, BRING KHADR HOME. We were busted, The RCMP threatened to charge me, but due to the fact there was no actual damage to the sculpture, only two stake holes, they were content with with leaving us at the mercy of the Dean. He assured us that our stunt would get us expelled, but luckily my GPA was good enough, and the fact that my father is a professor at the college he agreed with the RCMP officer that just making us give speeches at the local elementary schools about the dangers of vandalism would be enough punishment for the both of us.

It`s been almost 6 months since the prank and we`re still doing lectures. But this hasn`t stopped me from planning and executing various jams across the city. In fact it has only strengthened my resolve to bring this and similar issues to light. I`m still getting props for the prank now, even from my father who, turns out, had an activist youth. Because of the support given to me by various people and students, i`ve begun involving them into larger more elaborate demostrations. These still remain in the planning phases but there is hope for them.

Because of the Gitmo Statues, the local newspaper ran an article outlining his current condition and the response was astounding. Many were outraged that it had not been in the forefront of politicians minds. But since My local MP is a fascist, as seen in his campaign signs, he refused to comment on the issue. But it is my hope that someone saw this and said, `Wow they look like POWs`.

If I find the photos I`ll post them.

[ramalamafafafa]

Brilliant! Fuck, i havnt planned any jams for a while man, i should begin making arrangements for some social disruption akin to this. Nice my man, nice.

[Flame]

Amazingly thought out, but almost brilliantly executed.

[alp]

Fuck Omar Khadr.

[CHEETZzz]

Fuck Omar Khadr.

dude don't be a douche.

and that sounds like a pretty well thought out and executed job, props dude.
Glad to hear you've made a difference where you live

[freakshow]

that was awesome man
i'm thinking of doing something like that too

[Warpurlgis]

omg finally a prank that could help someone

[Exploding_viper]

politicians fuck my dick

[deathlord888]

ya that is a good prank

i definetly support you on that one

better than most people just breaking the statue

[BadKarma..]

im sorry, i fucking hate politics therefore i hate the political reasoning behind it adn about it

but nice work and brilliant planning. i give you credit. sucks that you forgot/didnt notice the cameras

[numerator-91]

i hate people with a social concience. like the stupid fucks who try and spout their vegetarian views to me while their wearing knee high leather boots

[Flame]

i hate people with a social concience. like the stupid fucks who try and spout their vegetarian views to me while their wearing knee high leather boots

Those kinds of people I laugh at while enjoying whatever they're spouting about being evil. Like the vegetarians, I take a big bite of a greasy cheeseburger. KFC protesters? Exit with a bucket of the Colonel's finest, holding a drumstick in one hand.

[numerator-91]

i have personally gone to a KFC protest. purely to throw handfuls of popcorn chicken at the fools in oversized chicken suits and to counter-protest

[ramalamafafafa]

I have a social concience, but i somtimes feel a tad silly ranting about big capitalism destroying the minds of the populus with a smoke in my right hand.......... At a Mcdonalds........ man, that MSG shit is genuinly addictive...... Seriously, thats why people eat that inferior yank bullshit.......

[ellzer23]

haha we wer thinking of putting laxitive or Viagra in the lunch :L

[twenglish1]

put some kind of epoxy in all the locks that would be impossible to get out

[RAV]

Some kids did that at my school, and they tried the blow torch on it and it didn't ***t so they had to replace the locks, and the kids got expelled.

[Blood_Trident]

hey i got one!!
ok, im my school, in the morning, everyone is cramped into our cafeteria. if your school does this also, then you might like this one.
what you do is you get a fire extinguisher. you hide it in your bag and you make your way to the center of the area. then you pull it out and you cut the hose so that it starts to go off and hopefully spins. now ive never tried this and i dont even know if it would spin, but after you cut it, you throw it in the center and let it go. then, you blend and try your best not to get caught. happy trying XD

[RAV]

it spins because of its force. There are two directions; vertical and horizontal. When there are forces at an angel then it creates a differential force to the other, causing it to spin. If you so got it at 45º then it would shoot off diagonally. So when you cut it make sure it is at an angel that you want for its rate of spin.

[Blood_Trident]

thanks but i dont plan on doin it XD
and in know bout the forces and crap. im in physics. but thanks for the insight ^_^
most appreciated to someone who might not know what you and i know and still wants to try it.

[RedBarron]

Go to a hunting/camping store, (ex. Gander Mountain) and buy deer or some animal piss because they sell it there get one that really reaks, and go into the stairwell and pour it out. Or some lucky persons locker

[onthejon55]

very inspiring

[Warpurlgis]

Those kinds of people I laugh at while enjoying whatever they're spouting about being evil. Like the vegetarians, I take a big bite of a greasy cheeseburger. KFC protesters? Exit with a bucket of the Colonel's finest, holding a drumstick in one hand.

I wear those buckets as hats bitch!!!!!

[deathlord888]

mcdicks honestly makes me feel sick but it is very addicting

i dont eat fast food anymore

[Warpurlgis]

yea umm i was thinking more along the lines of stink bombs made out of lunch scrabs in a milk bottle. They really fucking reek in a locker after a few days.

[Pactum]

if any of you happened to be in germany, they sell small vials of yellow fluid that when broken release the most disgusting s***l in the world. I threw it in one of my classrooms once, it s***t soo bad that some people actually puked.
It would be amazing to release about 10 of those in the school's ventilation system.

you gotta love the Germans.

[Pactum]

i have no idea how to do any of this stuff..... buuuut i know the perfect thing you could say over the PA system. "attention students...testicles...that is all"

Priceless!!!

[elPLANTsmoker]

you know what.....?
please tell me because i have no fucken clue

[twenglish1]

i know how to make that s***ly yellow liquid and im not talking about piss

[Pactum]

i know how to make that s***ly yellow liquid and im not talking about piss

do you seriously?!?!?

HOW?!!? YOU MUST TELL ME!!!