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Warpurlgis
April 17th, 2008, 04:20 PM
Mario or Sonic
Palm3R
April 17th, 2008, 05:31 PM
Mario will kill sonic with his plumber's crack. all sonic has is his ghey jumpy-spinny move, where he jumps up in the air and turns into a ball...
Draykid
April 17th, 2008, 06:05 PM
Mario will kill sonic with his plumber's crack. all sonic has is his ghey jumpy-spinny move, where he jumps up in the air and turns into a ball...
And rends Mario's face into a bloody pulp. :3
Palm3R
April 17th, 2008, 06:10 PM
nop, he can't cuz he just jumps, spins, gets really dizzy, and passes out right away...
Then mario crushes him with a wrench...
Draykid
April 17th, 2008, 06:28 PM
nop, he can't cuz he just jumps, spins, gets really dizzy, and passes out right away...
Then mario crushes him with a wrench...
You must be out of your mind.
I'm sorry for that, i really am.
fluffysteel
April 17th, 2008, 07:05 PM
sonic would spin uncontrollably at Mario, and when he gets close to killing him Mario will get that fucking star. XD
or he'll get the plower power up and burn sonic.
Draykid
April 17th, 2008, 07:21 PM
sonic would spin uncontrollably at Mario, and when he gets close to killing him Mario will get that fucking star. XD
or he'll get the plower power up and burn sonic.
pfft, Sonic can run faster than the speed of sound.
Palm3R
April 17th, 2008, 07:55 PM
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Sonic couldn't get close to killing mario, he would get the flower and burn the hell outta him... Or chuck a shell at his head, causing head on collision, killing Sonic (again.)
Fuck_the_Pigs
April 19th, 2008, 12:52 AM
Yeah Mario def owns sonic anyday. Or he can just grab his cape and fly 2 high for the stupid hedgehog. Then he can throw down some flireballs. All of this while he is invincible. He won't even need Yoshi.
Warpurlgis
April 19th, 2008, 10:17 PM
dude i like them both but Mario could be all 8-bit and pwn Sonic's ass
Kasnia
April 20th, 2008, 10:19 PM
So I don't know if anyone noticed, but on the poll Mario's color is red and Sonic's is blue. =P
Palm3R
April 21st, 2008, 01:05 PM
Haha! no, I didn't know that.
Warpurlgis
April 21st, 2008, 05:48 PM
wow i didnt even think about that
magicalmerf
April 21st, 2008, 06:10 PM
Sonic is the most retartedest thing alive! HE'S WORSE THEN MEGAMAN! mario is da cheese, my god ppl, who ever voted for sonic is a nub and has clearly never played a mario game in their life, and you'll say why yes i have and i'll say YOUR STILL A STUPID STINKY NUB CAKE!
Warpurlgis
April 21st, 2008, 07:00 PM
lol stinky nub cake
louied777
April 21st, 2008, 09:50 PM
But sonic is fast and would punch mario 5 times before mario could even see him........
magicalmerf
April 21st, 2008, 10:57 PM
Who cares if he's fast, he looks like a retard, and that right their makes mario win.
louied777
April 22nd, 2008, 12:10 AM
Wrong...Sonic looks cool
as
shit
Warpurlgis
April 22nd, 2008, 04:30 PM
dude sonic is pretty cool but mario is the shit
magicalmerf
April 22nd, 2008, 07:33 PM
sonic is a nub cake.
Mario is tha shit.
louied777
April 22nd, 2008, 10:48 PM
Mario is a faggot
magicalmerf
April 22nd, 2008, 11:22 PM
Your dududududuudududud BATMAN!
Warpurlgis
April 26th, 2008, 05:39 PM
no Mario isn't a faggot thats his brother Luigi
Kasnia
April 26th, 2008, 06:28 PM
no Mario isn't a faggot thats his brother Luigi
Yeah, at least Mario hooks up with the Princess.
Warpurlgis
April 28th, 2008, 04:28 PM
Not true Luigi has Daisy but shes prolly a cover I think Luigi and Toad are butt buddies
Draykid
April 28th, 2008, 09:44 PM
Not true Luigi has Daisy but shes prolly a cover I think Luigi and Toad are butt buddies
Toad is so gay for Luigi.
Warpurlgis
April 29th, 2008, 07:35 PM
Its true though
Jim81Jim
May 27th, 2009, 11:24 PM
Which Sonic are we talking about here? The shitty current Sonic or the one of some quality back when he wasn't a Action/Adventure abomination. If it was the decent Sonic than I'd choose him. Otherwise Mario would rape him.
charlee
May 28th, 2009, 12:27 AM
Sonic FTW!!!!
pyro_davey
May 28th, 2009, 05:13 AM
fuck man there both cool
Legalize-It
June 1st, 2009, 06:23 PM
Sonic. Mario got a fucking cape and flower? Cool sonic got a fire, lightning, and bubble shield. Plus he got the bad ass flying fox friend, whats mario got? Luigi. And Sonic has gold rings and emeralds. Mario got some coins? Fuck that shit all you Mario fans can kiss my gold rings and maybe I'll give you mushroom loving coin collecting bums some change.
KusKus
June 1st, 2009, 07:01 PM
sonic games are awsome
the realy old ones go sofast its like fhhhhhhhrrrrraaaaaaaa
the newer sonic that was for dream cast was da bomb
its like 3-d jumping every where
and finding also hidden rings
Warpurlgis
July 23rd, 2009, 05:50 AM
Old sonic's were good but them they went fucking wrong. Mario games in my opinion have gone wrong for the console but have maintained quality on the handhelds
Delano Gutierre
August 5th, 2009, 10:02 PM
Sonic-"I'm gonna go fight an Egg-man with my gay fox buddy!"
Mario-"...K, well I, a plumber, am going to go fight a giant fire-breathing turtle covered in spikes in a castle filled with lava, for some reason, all in the effort to get some princess snatch."
Sonic-"Fuck..."
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