Animal (Squirrel) weapons

[Pharmiejunk]

Being a drug addict I've adapted through schizophrenia to survive. Through schizophrenia, drug abuse becomes a medical issue, hence "hospitals" become jail, and jail becomes a dry spell. I'm a medical issue...

So I've had time to think alot because when you get locked up in hospitals they feed you pills all day long. You get to go on home visits and get drugs and do whatever for a couple of hours. I think animals... Particularly these black squirels... I'm in kent and all we have everywhere are the fucking black squirrels everywhere. They follow everyone around cause there are so fucking many of them. if you drop stuff in front of them on purpose, I drop roaches and throw blunt roach papers and sugary shit mixed with liquor on the ground for them. There is a big group of them that love to eat some shit i throw down and take off with it. Then they come back and will sit in what i poured down for them and do what looks like clean themselves. I bet if i started throwing down ground beef for them in small amounts at a time they would eventually eat it and then they will get addicted to it and want more.

if you get these squirrels addicted... I don't like that word... if you do them favores i bet they do some things for me... if i got them all tripping on morning glory extract and then some how got them to eat meat.

[blindskater2846]

huh?

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[redfish]

if you give a moose a muffin.........

[marley7]

wow............wow!

[Pharmiejunk]

look in the drug forum to fully understand

[Pharmiejunk]

Fucking newage. no conserv or diplomat intrusion. contusion only!!!

[redfish]

don't 2 post. and way the squirrels will most likely out live you.

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[crazyassmetalhead]

heard a news story about some squirrels that got into some dumbasses stash of crack (i think it happened in britain but i don't remember), got a little bit high, then went through withdrawal, started attacking people and shit. i don't even care if it's not true (i think it is) but that's fucking hilarious. but u could use that tactic lol, get them nice and addicted to something then throw whatever they're addicted to at whoever u want them to attack. that'd be pretty fucked up, but effective.

[Dustmaster]

hahaah i love it we got loads of deer by us im gonna cover my friends car in shit XD and let him have at it

[Pharmiejunk]

seriously dude if you somehow were able to get a dog from the pound or some kind of mean as rabbit or just about anything. I was thinking of breeding rats and doing something like this. Could you imagine if you bread rats and got them hooked on heroin or coke and raw bloody ground beef, kept them all in the same cage for a little while in the dark and spray water at them just to fuck with them and then fucking let them go in town.

[crazyassmetalhead]

i think peta would find out and castrate you, but if you got a security contingent of rats u might be able to do it and get away with it

[Pharmiejunk]

hahahaha... I knew someone would say something about peta. They fucking kill animals just the same as the rest of us. They just torture and kill them to prove they hurt too. That's why they say we shouldn't eat them.

[crazyassmetalhead]

what would peta do if they were suddenly attacked by a bunch of blood-thirsty, coked up, pissed off squirrels (or rats)? there would be a bit of a moral dilema there...
maybe add some steroids into the mix, make them bigger and meaner...though that and the coke may cause some heart issues.....idk. meth and steroids in the bloody meat?

[squirrel masta]

dude squirrels kick ass i want a squirrel army

[crazyassmetalhead]

i think pharmiejunk can pull it off

[Pharmiejunk]

you people are insane... you're wasting your lives making shit! Nobody cares... God! How can you act so casual when you're dressed like that.

Rats will over breed like ho***ess junkies hopped up on meth if you leave them in cages together. Rats love beer and blood, trust me... It wouldn't be hard at all to get a bunch of rats to do something really fucked up.

[JakMan32]

drugged up assassin monkeys

[Master Pyrofire]

My uncle used to put his cat in a big suitcase and f---ing blow shotguns in there, that cat came out so damn high...the weed smoke took the wildness out of it, it was always so calm

lol

[testtubebaby]

an army of squirrels? power in numbers i guess and well they are nimble maybe not so nimble if they are having pipe dreams and end up eating eachother. but u know a video camera and a bit of crack and u can have a great time with that.
u should train them to attack blacks... or whites depending on if ur white or black...the drug addiction leads me to conclude the latter :)

[Count Chocula]

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