Pranks pranks and more pranks

[pjp176]

Hey all you presidential scholars out there.... I'm starting this thread to get some ideas.... My roommates, friends and I are all some real ball busters... We have been playing pranks on each other non-stop for abut a 3 months now and I'm starting to run low on good, "touched" ideas. So I'm turning to you... If you have any pranks worth mentioning which won't burn the house down or cause any "serious" injuries give me a shout out... thanks

[SuperSkunk]

Super glue a dildo to one of their faces.

[oxyG]

Super glue a dildo to one of their faces.

lmfao!!! can you imagiine waking up in the morning and having a dildo stuck to your face..hahahahaha

[urfinger]

lmfao..... wow,thats halarious,how does superskunk come up with that stuff?

[A Deo et Rege]

Shave his head and superglue his hands to his head:D

[A Deo et Rege]

Since you are talking about roommates you can take the shampoo they use and replace it with hair remover; works every time:D

[oxyG]

that would suck...

if it were to happen to me that is, not that its a bad prank

[clownpaint20]

when hes taking a shit remove the toilet paper and he'll come out looking for toilet paper forggoten wiped his ass you can give him a wedgie saw it in a video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNqFC88meAE

[Palm3R]

when hes taking a shit remove the toilet paper and he'll come out looking for toilet paper forggoten wiped his ass you can give him a wedgie saw it in a video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNqFC88meAE


hahaha! "what's your problem man, I didn't wipe!"
siiiiiick... but funny! :)

[superflysuperwhite]

i forget where i saw this, but take a catsup bottle and poor bakeing soda. put the cap back on and shake it a bit. the next person who opens it is gona get blasted with catsup

[urfinger]

somehow superglue one hand up his ass and the other on his balls

[oxyG]

somehow superglue one hand up his ass and the other on his balls

yeah, im sure that would work..

[violentj393]

piss in their drinks :)

[superflysuperwhite]

one time at camp i pissed in the punch and me and my friends just sat back and watched everyone drink it, funny as hell.

then we pissed all over some kids tent and choped up his stuffed monkey and tossed his clothes in the woods and left a bag of shit under his tent.

[eSiobhan]

lmfao

Chopped up a monkey....? zomg. hilarious

[superflysuperwhite]

the best part was my friends didnt think i would do it and when i actually choped its arm off they litterally fell on the ground and laughfed

[urfinger]

write "jackass" on his forehead with a sharpie, more than once

[Rasta_Man]

One time one of my friends passed out and we all wrote on him with sharpies. People drew dicks and other crap like that... but I went with something creative and colored in both of his ears with a blue sharpie.

[urfinger]

i am still waiting for such an opportunity...

[Rasta_Man]

We usually dont fuck with our friends but this time this guy got drunk and locked himself in my other friends bathroom for about and hour. While he was in there he broke the shower curtains, puked all around the toilet, and knocked everything off the counters. We had to get the drill and unscrew the door handle to get in. Then when we finally got in he finally came out and passed out on the couch... then we fucked with him.

[Jonathan89]

I get alot of my ideas from the shows Jackass and viva la bam. try watchin those shows and you should get some good ideas. A good one would be to take all his shirts and cut holes in the chest so his man tits will stick out.

[urfinger]

that would be pretty funny

[SuperSkunk]

Do what my friends did to me.

Hold them up if they are passed out drunk against a wall get a shit load of staples for a staple gun and staple gun them up to a wall. You will need a few people to hold them up while you staple. If you want staple their skin to the wall to they did it to me it didn't hurt til the morning.

[Palm3R]

piss in the boiler at school...

[Sarah]

put a strip of duct tape across a road... covering it with rocks never hut either well maybe there car but nothing else...... :D


Rocks only on the ends though, otherwise it won't stick to the cars tires.

MAW HAW HAW HAW!

[Palm3R]

put a strip of duct tape across a road... covering it with rocks never hut either well maybe there car but nothing else...... :D


Rocks only on the ends though, otherwise it won't stick to the cars tires.

MAW HAW HAW HAW!

hahahaha! I'm gonna try that! xD

[urfinger]

has any1 ever seran-wrapped a car b4?

[metal_head81]

one time at camp i pissed in the punch and me and my friends just sat back and watched everyone drink it, funny as hell.

then we pissed all over some kids tent and choped up his stuffed monkey and tossed his clothes in the woods and left a bag of shit under his tent.

dude thats nasty.but funny at the same time

[metal_head81]

ive seran-wraped someones car.when i was younger one of my neighbors pissed me off so i went out at bout 2:30 in the morning and seran-wraped his car.it took about 4 boxes but it was well worth it.i sat outside the next morning and watched him peel it off layer by layer.it took him pretty close to 3 hours to get it all off.that shit was funny as hell man

[oxyG]

i wonder how long it took for you to put it on if it took him 3 hrs. to take it off

you want a good prank for the cars, put bolgna on the car but in a shape, like a dick or in the shape of letters, gay, or pussy, or maneater or something along those lines,,and when they peel the bolgna off it will peel the paint with it,,or you can just throw it randomly on the car and it will be polka dots all over the car

[clownpaint20]

go to prankvote.com

[urfinger]

BOLGNA meaning....the stuff in sandwiches?

[oxyG]

yeah,,i think thats how you spell it..haha i wasnt sure so i went based on the oscar meyer song,,but i may have been singing it wrong

[superflysuperwhite]

B-o-l-o-g-n-a

[oxyG]

hmmmm missed an O..close enough though

[A Deo et Rege]

Proof....http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee45/adeoetrege1/0005340022080_LG.jpg

[oxyG]

its pretty gross,,i hate bolOgna. but it will peel the paint off a car if left in the sun for a little

[marcraft]

once one of my friends got piss drunk in the woods , me and a couple buds were with him so we decided to phuck with him. we got him to the point where he didnt know which way was up and duck taped him to a tree (arms and legs only) and watched him try to pull the tape off with his mouth , it was hilarious to watch untill he started cussing his ass off , we taped his mouth shut ^_^ and he spent the next 2 hours freeing his arm (we didnt make it vry hard , not wraped around i mean we have atleast some sence of sportsmanship lol) he was soo pissed when he got out it was just hilarious, it was a little elaborate but if your friends wouldnt kill you for doin that try it out ,

[urfinger]

i never knew my sandwich can make a dick mark on a car......AWSOME!

[runninonempty]

well if its your roommate and your all friends i wouldnt try the bologna or do anything harmful to his car but you can jack up his car and put the axles on blocks and drop it back down. make sure the tires look like they almost touch the ground, you can also get a set of model t ford coils and hook em up to the frame and to the battery that way someone will get big jolt when they touch it. if they got a rear wheel drive car get yourself a steel cable and attach it to the driveshaft tightly and leave about 20 feet of slack and attach other end to emergency brake cable. he'll get little way up street and the cable will yank e-brake cable and lock up back wheels throwing him forward if he dont wear seatbelt

[Alikiliki]

you can always try the old mento and coke trick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7Z818lnTK0

the video even has a how to if you're not smart enough to figure it out.