Getting jumped ha ha

[Dracus124]

God damn, I told some Juffalo to get the fuck out of my homie's yard, he didn't leave, so I grab him by the shirt and drag him into the desert across the street. and he just stands there.

So i start yelling at him, i fucking slap him, and he starts running, gets about 30 feet, and starts talking shit like a bitch, so i start walking over to him and i say "I'm going to beat the shit out of you bitch!!"

he starts booking through the desert and i yell "Stay the fuck of my turf bitch!!"

well about 15 mins later, im sitting in the back smoking a cigarette, and we see this red pontiac car drive up. About 4-5 kids jump out yelling "This yo turf nigga?!" 3 were white and a coupe were black.

I say "Hell yeah, This house is our turf you cock suckers!" they storm around the house. so then it hit me..... There is two of us and 5 of them....

So we're like fuck this shit and run in the house, and my homie's brother grabs his .45 and walks out saying "Get outta here before i shoot you"

well they run to the car and one yells "We'll catch you at school!" saying that to me.



Well first off, I'm beating the Juffalo's ass for not wanting to fight one on one, and then grabbing a gang of kids to kick our asses.

So here's what i need, I never been jumped before, any one got an idea on what to do?

Or should i just go all Psycho when these kids try to jump me?

[itismesaj]

Bring a ***ee weapon to school (one that's concealable). Then you can say you were fearful of you life and kicked their asses in self-defense.

[Dracus124]

Yeah i wish i could say that....

But the school is in some "Operation: Clean Sweep"

And Clean Sweep considers self defense as blocking blows and running to a teacher, The second i swing back, I'm considered trying to engage in a fight, not defending myself, my school district is bull shit.

I got a few dudes down for me, But i am just worried that they will get a chance to get my ass alone. lol

[itismesaj]

That's for sure. At my school you can get the kid off you any way necessary, but you've gotta stop once he's off you (or in this case, them).

[Dracus124]

What ever,

I ain't afraid of any of these mother fuckers, Just when its a big group, its kinda intimidating.

[joker5673]

fuck that shit, if there is more then one person, anything goes, ive been jumped like 4 times for similar bullshit, like defending a girl, or my little cousin, and i'll fight dirty if i have to, bring a knife or bras knuckles. i think if you fuck one of em to the point where theyre knocked the others might back off...or just let em kick the shit out of you, which will prolly suck,,lol...

[TotalAnarchyUK]

I had the same problem. Just follow the strongest and biggest person into the toilet when nobodys around and beat the shit out of them, Its common knowledge beat the hardest and the softest run. Your going to get in trouble for fighting, so it might aswell be on your turf and when you want it.

[joker5673]

and remember to talk as much shit as possible,lol...call em pussies for not fighting one on one...cause that is infact what they are...

[TotalAnarchyUK]

Oh and dont knife them or use weapons, you dont want to pull a knife on a nutter, and have them pull a gun on you.

[joker5673]

like me, ive been in lots of fights, cause people think they need to prove themselves, by fighting a big guy, im like 6ft 3 , like 280lbs, im not a little guy,lol...so they think hey lets fight em, prove ourselves, but usually they don't win...its sad really, cause where i live there seems to be a ridiculous amount of Asians...no offense, but wen you fight one, and win you end up fighting like a whole family and shit...its dumb as hell

[Dracus124]

Thanks guys

[itismesaj]

I've never been in a real "physical" fight. I usually employ psychology techniques to stop a fight.

[Dracus124]

Im 5'10 and weigh 270lbs, i think they just to beat down my big ass lol

[Dracus124]

I've never been in a real "physical" fight. I usually employ psychology techniques to stop a fight.

what do you mean?

[itismesaj]

Like distraction, reverse psychology, mentally beating them down (that's a confusing one to explain. I've become adept at that), and stuff like that. Oh, and logic helps a LOT.

[Rasta_Man]

I’ve gotten jumped before. This is what I did; I ran backwards dropping guys who came close enough to me, and when they finally surrounded me I pulled out a knife and told them I was gunna stab who ever got close to me. They left me alone after that. I got jumped because I was white, living in an all Mexican ghetto.
But I say get some brass knuckles, that way you can slip them on in your pocket (that way no one sees) then when someone steps up to you, put them down. Brass knuckles will fuck someone up, I bet when the first person goes down with a huge ass gash in their head, the others will run

[Rasta_Man]

Sorry, Double Posted

[Rasta_Man]

Also don't fight on school property if you have the choice.

[superflysuperwhite]

hahaha

"Stay the fuck of my turf bitch!!"

wow your a tool

[badfis0x0]

that shi about slef defense is bull.... if someone swings at u u have all the right to swing back... also if u dont wanna carry a knife or sumthing learn how to fight lol

[oxyG]

hahaha

"Stay the fuck of my turf bitch!!"

wow your a tool

bro, exactly what i was thinking,,EXACTLY

[SuperSkunk]

Getting jumped sucks. But the best technique I have is either

A) find some sort of object on the ground that can be used as a bludgeoning or stabbing device.

B) fight dirty and fight like an animal. Sand in eyes spit on them bite, gouge eyes shit like that

C) I haven't tried this but I'm definitely gunna try it if I get in another fight. This sounds kind of fucked up but instantly pull down your pants and just start pissing all over them. This can also be a bad idea because no one wants to get there ass beat with their pants down.

[oxyG]

bro, if this kid was supposedly gonna get jumped it owuld have happened by now,,if not then its not gonna happen

so what up fool? you get jumped?>>"stay the fuck off my turf, bitch!"

[funnylinedpaper1087]

more then likely if u withdrawel a weapon(knife,club...etc) they will too. sounds like u shouldve terminated that cunt before he made his retreat and retaliated with his friends and you having to retreat. anyways its 5 to (in worst case) 1 fight that can happen at any time, they are more prepared then you are. your best bet is die with honor or.......bearmace.......nobody fucks with bearmace. and it will rule out in ur favor over self defence. plus pussys kick junks and pull out knives, and get bad reputation for it. fighting with bearmace is unique and place ur foes in a galaxy of hurt.

[oxyG]

interesting way of putting it towards the end there.i think he got his ass kicked bad already...

[Rasta_Man]

more then likely if u withdrawel a weapon(knife,club...etc) they will too. sounds like u shouldve terminated that cunt before he made his retreat and retaliated with his friends and you having to retreat. anyways its 5 to (in worst case) 1 fight that can happen at any time, they are more prepared then you are. your best bet is die with honor or.......bearmace.......nobody fucks with bearmace. and it will rule out in ur favor over self defence. plus pussys kick junks and pull out knives, and get bad reputation for it. fighting with bearmace is unique and place ur foes in a galaxy of hurt.

God dam, it’s just fighting. We're not talking about killing or being killed. Even if you get your ass kicked you’re going to live to see tomorrow. What doesn’t kill you will only make you stronger. If you’re a good fighter you can take on a couple of crappy fighters.

Do you guys ever body box your friends? I did just last night with my football friends. I weigh 220 and all my other friends weigh 260-280. I took a hard hit to my inner arm, and its sore today, but I fucked most my friends up. I knocked the air out of one of my friends. But its all fun, I can take a hit to the gut from my friends no problem. I think body boxing is a fun way to mess around with your friends. Test each others strength and endurance. There was also this skinny guy who wieghed 140 trying to body box with us, and he got laid out the first time and stopped playing.

[Basarab]

man, if these guys are kids, just go psycho, they will flee in terror. I fought two guys once, and they only got two or three good hits on me because I just doged the most of them, and they got tired and just left. 4 or 5 guys, punch them all in the throat. And use an elbow or two. Getting elbowed in the face is like being hit with a baseball bat....

[oxyG]

ive been elbowed in the face and hit in the face with a baseball bat and i can tell you they arent the same asshole. plus i bet you looked pretty stupid running around dodging punches until the punks got tired. i say fuck that, dodge a punch or two but if your hitting them non stop they wont have time to hit you back. just go crazy on the mother fuckers and hit them hard and they wont have any time to recover and swing back, unless its like 3 or 5 kids then your fucked, but two you can handle, one my sister can handle

[marcraft]

learn some muai thai , most deadly martial art there is including krav maga , no worries about numbers if you hit em fast enough , if there gona jump you at school always remember , the one stalking always has the advantage. hunt him down and knock him out. he should leave you alone if not i have a bunch of things you can do at 3 AM to scare him shitless (loud explosives) id say walk around with a pellet pistol (one of the ones that look like a real gun) that scares the crap outa them , if he comes with a car again shoot at it , not at the people inside but scare them. fear = respect. when you knock him out try and make sure he doesnt know it was you (hit him in the back of the head) if you shoot the pellet pistol make sure it doesnt hit himi cause if it does hell know its a real gun , shoot at the concrete by his feet whyle hes running away.

[Rasta_Man]

Thats gay....

[A Deo et Rege]

As Theodore Roosevelt said, "speak softly, and carry a big stick."

I had some guys mess with me one time, I think it was about 5 or 6 guys, and the way I resolved the conflict with them was: I wore my trench coat because of its ability to conceal any weapon; I took my M60 loaded about 30 dummy rounds in it and harnessed it to my chest, and headed to the spot where they said to meet. When I got there they all had some sort of blunt weapon, except one, he had brass knuckles. They started to run at me, so I opened my trench coat, and pulled out my M60 and loaded one in the chamber. Once they saw this they ran like the little babies they were, and the conflict was resolved; they never bothered me again.:D Even though they were dummy rounds they looked real, and that's all that counts.

[Rasta_Man]

I also would run from a guy in a trench coat who pulled out a M60.

[marcraft]

jesus christ thats what i call overkill , works though so congrats

[superflysuperwhite]

dude a m60 those things are huge! you must be tall to beable to strap it to your chest

[itismesaj]

Who'd piss their pants? I would.