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crazyearl
August 26th, 2007, 06:16 PM
do you guys have any ideas on how to fuck with your girlfriends ex. so that he wont ever bother her again.
BigBabySweets
February 28th, 2008, 07:08 PM
yea just go kick his ass
BlackZodiac
February 28th, 2008, 07:26 PM
yea just go kick his ass

I was going to mention that.

You could always try something new, "smoke bomb" his house or put a "pressure bomb" on his porch at 3:00am.
CrazyCory564
February 28th, 2008, 07:35 PM
chop his nuts off
SuperSkunk
February 28th, 2008, 08:31 PM
Stab him with a spoon.
CrazyCory564
February 28th, 2008, 10:26 PM
rape him...
AvengedX7
February 28th, 2008, 10:42 PM
Stab him with a spoon.

Yeah or a spork or a Fpoon.
SuperSkunk
February 28th, 2008, 10:51 PM
No.... just a spoon.
Buddha
February 29th, 2008, 12:27 AM
Now that's hardcore, no one wants to get stabbed by a spoon.
DickFinnigan
February 29th, 2008, 12:36 AM
ya not shit.
stab him with a wooden spoon.
then eat his ass with it.
Just beat him up man.
or kill his family and make them into chili
and then feed it to him....
Buddha
February 29th, 2008, 01:36 AM
I did that once.

Pubes! Make him eat yer pubes!
DickFinnigan
February 29th, 2008, 01:46 AM
in chili.
and steal his teeth and put them under your OWN pillow.
but dont get caught by Loogie.
Buddha
February 29th, 2008, 01:55 AM
Don't get shot.
JakMan32
February 29th, 2008, 02:59 PM
u can take the high road and talk it out like mature adults
take the middle and kick his ass
or u can take the low road and make him disappear, my personal fav :P
but seriously just tell him to fuck off, if needed defend your girls honor and beat the living piss out of him, if that doesnt work restraining orders do wonders
louied777
February 29th, 2008, 03:48 PM
do what I did to my ex. My cousins and I ate taco bell burritos and an hour later, we all shit in a wal-mart bag. long, s***ly shits, too...one of us had bloody diarhea. but we tied the handles into a knot and foxtailed it out my car 3 nights in a row. first night it landed in her front yard, next night on her porch, and the final night, it landed on the sill of her second floor window. It was fucking hilarious the last time, cause we put broken christmas orniments in the bag and it ripped open all over her window sill.
thats what I'd do...or did. and will do again once the hot summer nights come
magicninja
February 29th, 2008, 11:00 PM
shove a knife up his ass...
SuperSkunk
February 29th, 2008, 11:04 PM
ya not shit.
stab him with a wooden spoon.
then eat his ass with it.
Just beat him up man.
or kill his family and make them into chili
and then feed it to him....

Or just eat his ass with the spoon. You will both leave that situation as winners haha.

I feel like borderline puking thinking of this hahah.
jokerinthepack
March 1st, 2008, 12:04 AM
man this is a lame thread even for the bull shit section, unless your a pussy kick his ass or just tell him to fuck off
mercu
March 1st, 2008, 01:44 AM
ive suddenly relized that my mind is less corrupt as the many in this world just from reading this lol
DickFinnigan
March 1st, 2008, 02:00 PM
louied.
that made my stomach churn.
you have a gift.
padge77
March 1st, 2008, 03:24 PM
Make out youve got aids, he'll never fuck with you or her again.
or keep it a bit more beleivable with hep c, takes a bit longer but if he likes to drink?
louied777
March 3rd, 2008, 01:44 AM
louied.
that made my stomach churn.
you have a gift.

why thank you. Next I'm gonna fill my ancient supersoaker with paint thinner, drive by her parent's van (cause she can't drive), and spray the whole van. Or, I may fill a bag with piss, diarrhea, and puke and dump it all over her vans (s). Honestly who owns 2 vans? it's pointless. Or pay some kid I can find with STDs to fuck her and cum in her. She's a huge (literally huge) slut. or I'll just have someone own her myspace, post cock, bukkake, lesbian, pregnant porn, and bloody anal pics all over it. Unfortunatly I can't hack for shit